User talk:Radioactive afikomen/Archive1

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Geez... I've been here for six months, and I can't believe this is all I have on my talk page!

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LORD FLUFFY

Thanks for helping out with my user page.

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:22, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Great user name

Just bumped into it for the first time. ALL HAIL THE LORDS OF MATZAH! ~ 22:23, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Re: See, I have this problem where I take things at face value...

God is such a good confidant, ain't he? Kudos! --EMC ^[TALK] 05:59, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Have you improved American (species) substantially since its last appearance on VFH? Because if you haven't, you're not likely to gain much support. If you want the article improved further, I'm willing to help out. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:47, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

In regards to your comment on my talk page, I'd say a few things need to be changed about the article's formatting beforehand:

1. It needs less images. Consider cutting out about half of the images.
2. Get rid of some (preferably all) of the red links.

--EMC ^[TALK] 21:16, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

It's not a bad article. I'm surprised it got so many no votes and barely survived a vote for deletion. You have improved it. I agree with eliminating some of the pictures and red links; it was a bit of an eyesore. But I kind of liked the confederate flag one.

I'm not sure how else to improve it. If you could make them all related to animals (like Ruby-Throated - which is quite funny) it might work better. Careful of too may fat jokes and other stuff that's more crass than clever. Don't be afraid to cut out a few things then expand again. And it doesn't have to be featured; it's still there for people to read. Slithy Tove 00:18, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Rogpyvbc: This wasn't the article nommed for deletion. I nominated American for deletion which didn't survive VFD and was redirected to American (species).-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:32, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I know it doesn't have to be nominated, but who wouldn't want their masterpiece article featured? It just want to see if it can make the cut. By the way, Rogpyvbc and Electrified mochachilla, would you support American (species) if it were nominated? Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 05:27, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

It has improved, so it has a better chance than last time. I wouldn't vote for or against. You've done a good job, but not enough for me to agree to feature it. Slithy Tove 06:36, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to add that I think it's better than a number of the articles on the current nomination list. But of those, I only voted for three out of 20, so I guess I'm a bit selective. I think your article would get quite a few votes this time around, so go for it. Slithy Tove 07:18, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Two more suggestions pertaining to the images. One, you have images too close together or directly after eachother which creates a huge gap between the "Obese American" title and where the text for it actually begins (there are also a few other gaps in the article that are a result of this). I'd suggest either moving or getting rid of one of those pictures to fix this problem. Or, the second suggestion (which might also fix this problem while still including the images) is to align every other image to the left. When all of your pictures are aligned to the right, it looks a tad listy and creates gap problems (like I just mentioned). So, every other picture could/should be aligned to the left. You see, you've got everything down except the formatting, and I'm one of the pickiest people when it comes to formatting. Hope it helps! --EMC ^[TALK] 17:17, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Your Abandoned WIP

It means that the construction tag has been left on the article for more than 7 days without the article having been edited so I probably gave it a brief look, thought it was crap and deleted it.

Now, with that in mind, would you like me to restore it? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:18, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Re: New Template

That's a fine template indeed. Sorry to respond so late. You could try going to these articles, removing their links to Chuck Norris, and then slapping them with the template. Be very careful with that though, as it might be considered spam if you overdo it. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:52, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. And don't worry, I only put it on three of the pages. Hopefully, other users will see the template now and start using it on their own. Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 19:19, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Erm....

I'm embarrassed. I totally forgot about the formatting thing. I'll get right on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:23, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Still on it. Just in my queue. I forget easily.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:09, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:07, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

American Species etc

Fixed, if you didn't know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:50, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Your Nation Thanks You

Rabbi Techno Awards You The Platinum Apostrophe

For your bravery in the Battle of Grammar.
However, we still have work to do!
The Apostrophometer estimates there are still over ten
million instances of misused apostrophes on Uncyclopedia!
Up and at 'em, soldier!

---

i'm in ur site

votin on ur shitz GdlessLiberal 01:16, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. --Acolyte MUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{harass stalk} 01:19, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Re: Help with template code

I'm still working on fixing that picture. Should have it done by, I dunno, this afternoon.

P.S. And uh, yeah. I dunno. I'm too lazy to remove it. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:10, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Can you stop the use of sockpuppets...

Yes, I'm a may be a tart, but listen to me here, stop sockpuppeting, sockpuppeting is bad. What will it is accomplish besides ban? If you are mad at me for whoring votes on my article, you whore'd votes for your article as well, and I did not create sockpuppets. Just fuggetabout it, ok?... --Sir Manforman 23:54, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Go on, admit it, every user who critises Manforman is a socket puppet created by you. If you don't own up soon then there'll be a global shortage of dynamic IP addresses. Allow me to explain why Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 00:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I whored my article. But I learned my lesson. And as a reformed whore, it is my duty to tell off those who continue whoring. You also whored to more people than I did. --Acolyte MUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{harass stalk} 01:20, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

I stoped whoring as well, and how come you just created a whore list? --Sir Manforman 01:22, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

GODDAMN IT MANFORMAN! Stop presuming everything! You deliberately ignored the statements I made on my sockpuppets' userpages, where I explicitly stated which sockpuppets were not mine, and continued accusing me of owning the very ones I said weren't mine, and now you completely ignore my disclaimer at the bottom, that says it's only for scaring people, not for whoring! --Acolyte MUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{harass stalk} 02:43, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, my money is on Kip the Dip. If those aren't your socks, I apoligize for my assumption--Sir Manforman 17:44, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Hold on... if everyone who hates Manforman is a sock of each other and everyone is a sockpuppet of Hinoa except for Serial Blanker, then... /me does the math... SERIAL BLANKER DOES NOT HATE MANFORMAN! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:34, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

I understand your argument, but if you start with the premise that everyone who defends Manforman is a sock puppet of Manforman, then the argument will go away and there'll still be enough dynamic IP addresses to go around. Allow me to explain why Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 00:42, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

So what you're saying is that Manforman is a sock of Manforman?! INCONCEIVABLE!! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:44, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Why? No one in real life is so arrogant and humourless. Allow me to explain why Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 00:46, 2 November 2007 (UTC) (Well, not since the Nuremberg Trials Allow me to explain why Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 00:47, 2 November 2007 (UTC))

Just STFU --Sir Manforman 00:49, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

See? Allow me to explain why Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 00:52, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Seriously RA, stop it. It's one thing to "tell off" a user for irritating whoring, but it's quite another to create a shitload of sock accounts for the sole purpose of bashing that user. It's flamewar-ish and unnecessary. Manforman learned his lesson. Move on. --THE 01:25, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

The sockpuppet on this page is not mine. I only made two, Manforman can't tell what my actual sockpuppet is and Manforman really is a presumptuous tart (in that order). That's it. The other ones are not me. --Acolyte MUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{harass stalk} 01:29, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh...sorry about that.../me shifts around awkwardly. --THE 01:51, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Manforman actually WAS insulting himself through his own sock? OH! OH! OH! WHO FUCKING CALLED IT? Oh, baby, I'm too good. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:53, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

He got my dad too, and we're not even sockpuppets! Stet's Son 02:07, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Speech

FOR SERVICES RENDERED TO THE UNCYCLOPEDIA COMMUNITY, THE USER RADIOACTIVE AFIKOMEN WAS THIS DAY AWARDED THE FOLLOWING SOLILOQUY, AS A GESTURE TOWARDS MAKING HIS USER TALK PAGE LESS DISAPPOINTINGLY SHORT.

2nd November 2007, The Awards Committee

To be, or not to be — that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep —
No more — and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep —
To sleep — perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. — Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! — Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

Shalom

Good to see another Jew round here. The Zionist take-over of Uncyc gathers pace every day! RabbiTechno 18:40, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Jewish is one thing but Zionism is another. Personally, I find Zionism too focused. The way I see it, we've already got most of the planet sewn up and from now on, it's just a matter of getting the rest of the universe on a six-day week. SmackBot 19:17, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Signature

Your signature seems to be getting substituted into pages as text instead of being added as a template. To fix this, change your signature in Special:Preferences to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Radioactive afikomen/sig}}. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:43, November 2, 2007

Thanks for the suggestion. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 21:20, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Americans

Great article, definetly feature worthy. Much better than most of the crap that gets featured. I would have voted for it but I haven't been on Uncyclopedia much lately. It kind of reminds me of my article on Homo sexuals, this one is even better though, good job. --Uncle J 22:05, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for voting for my artikle, good sir! --THE 19:57, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Game:Automated Telephone System

Hope you don't mind, I think I'm gonna help out with the game. Right now, I'm just working on the Spanish bit. Lemme know about stuff and whether or not this is ok. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Dec 1

It's that time of year

Rabbi Techno presents you with One Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil! Should see you through the next week or so without having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans. Happy Hanukkah!

Your image request

I think I see why you want it, but does it have to be the same bottle? I have no idea how to go about doing that, I'm only an apprentice 'chopper, but I'm the only one picking up requests right now. If you want a different bottle with the label on, NO problem. But the same one, try asking one of the more experienced 'choppers (Zombiebaron's name springs, unbidden, to mind, for some reason) as I can't see you getting it done through image request.

I may be wrong though, it has been known! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:31, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for taking the time to respond at least. I do appreciate you informing me, even if it was to say what I didn't want to hear. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 00:31, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Dec 17