User talk:Philosopher
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Adding lists to articles[edit source]
Lists are something we generally try to avoid adding to articles, because since this is a collaborative writing project, other editors, including anonymous editors, are likely to come along and add to the list you created until it is a long, tedious or random list, and no longer funny. It is much better to turn the list into a paragraph where possible. If you must use a numbered or bulleted list, include a description or explanation with every item. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:27, 19 October 2016 (UTC)