User talk:LadySway1985

Welcome!

Hello, LadySway1985, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  02:09, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Does this make me look fat?

Thanks for pitching in on this one. It's great to have an expert opinion involved, as opposed to ... well, me ... though I'm trying my best to represent male idiocy in its entirety as well as I can.

And welcome back. Hope you stick around awhile on this stint.  :) ~ T. (talk) 00:03, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

• Doublethanks now that this article has been nommed for featuring. I'd appreciate your vote for it, if you think it's worthy.  :) ~ T. (talk) 03:20, 5 November 2006 (UTC)