User talk:Dogshead
Welcome To Unnews[edit source]
Good work on your Nazi article - take a look at the Unnews main page. Also - here is the customary welcome message by the master of Unnews - who is not around for the moment. Good luck! ~ Mordillo where is my LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS? 14:59, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Peter Sutcliffe[edit source]
Like what you've done here - and it's in such glorious bad taste that I reckon it should be a Turkey Day Ball candidate - although for that it needs to be in your user space. The whole Sutcliffe as a magician thing is inspired lunacy. Asahatter (annoy) 17:17, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Hope you don't mind me removing a few surplus commas, it makes the text a lot easier to read. Nice article, by the way, especially the 'Get Hammered' image. :-) RabbiTechno 17:24, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Sure, no problem! Cheers! Dogshead 17:35, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Ah - your article didn't reek nOOb, so I thought you were a seasoned fella like what I ain't. Check outUncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball. Asahatter (annoy) 17:38, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
I thought of the Turkey Day Ball too while reading it. Winning that'd be a nice little achievement for someone new to Uncyc. Good luck if you go for it! RabbiTechno 18:27, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Good luck with this - it might be a bit Brit-centric for some, but this is a satire site, and we Brits still pwn the genre. I could never have written this, and bow to your bad-taste ability. Asahatter (annoy) 21:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Nice one folks, the input is much appreciated! Dogshead 23:27, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Tis' The Season[edit source]
Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!
Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS
Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]
----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:44, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Award and becoming Sir Dogshead[edit source]
Howdy - congrats on winning, remember to add yourself here:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
With Great Appreciation[edit source]
As a Commander of the Order I shall uphold the sacred duty to be funny, not just stupid and to make Codeine's Mum proud.
As NOTM for December 08' I am deeply humbled
I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE AND SHALL UPHOLD MY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GENIUS FOR CHOOSING MY CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW
And congratulations on your Foolitzer Prize! -- 13:49, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Uhh[edit source]
Dogshead/Bedworth - did you mean to start that in userspace? If so, move it to User:Dogshead/Bedworth, and list the original page on QVFD. Looks odd where it is. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter 
10:57, Jan 4
- UU has found this already, being the rookie type I've done it for you: User:Dogshead/Bedworth. Don't forget to but the "User:" in front:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:08, 4 January 2009 (UTC)