User talk:Anonymous Anonymous

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This is the page you edit if you want to talk with the self-proclaimed Meme Lord Snuffy MacDaenald VIII, better known as Anonymous Anonymous.

RULES DAMMIT!

  This page is NOT considered an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia.

     It doesn't have wide acceptance among editors and is not considered a policy everyone should follow, unless they don't want to, in which case they are free to ignore it, in which case nobody will care. Please do not make use of the standing on one knee position to propose this policy.

• ALWAYS SIGN YOUR (USER)NAME BEFORE THE COMMENT
• NO SWEARIN'! It's family night!
• I may be voting for Phil Swift for the 2020 election, but no political stuff, Donald Trump is enough.
• Bring your own cellphone.
• No pets allowed, unless your pet is Godzilla.
• Don't swat the moths, they'll fly into a light fixture soon enough.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

nobody's talked to me yet...

Welcome to Uncyclopedia.

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Hello Anonymous Anonymous, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you have just discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck! I'll get right to it.
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 22:04 28 June 2019