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What a beautiful man.

This is the personal account of Jackson Franklin "Snuffy" MacDaenald VIII, but please call me Anonymous Anonymous. The rest of the article does not exist. What are you even doing here. Stop wasting your time.


















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I was born somewhere in West Carolina on 1̴̡̧̢̧̢̢̧̢̛̟̰̞̤̬͎̬̻̟̫̺̤̺̰̖̼̤̩͇̲̟͕̟̘͕͇͙̥̜͇̱̼̣͚̯̫̠͍͉͙͕͍̼̙̖̥͇͕̣̠͎̮͙̟̮̩̜͕͎̹͙̻͔̬̰̜͕̭̖̰̘̼̣̻͎͍̟͎̫̘̟͇̤̯̫̖̲̠̂̆̓͊̐̀̽͗̈́̓̈́̓̅̿̆̄̋͂͋͑̓͛́̀̍̀̊̒̈́̌̌̔̉̄̾̎̀̉̄̍̏͗͗̄̾̏̀̅̍́̌̈́̄͊̈͗̒̉͂̄͊̆̾̔̏̾́̀̃͊̈͑͌̓͋̃̽̌̇̇̕̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ0̴̧̢̧̨̡̢̡̡̨̡̨̡̨̡̢̧̡̡̢̡̨̨̢̧̨̢̡̘͚̱̤̲͕̠̦͍̭̬͔͉͔̪̮͙̠̣̜̱͍̘̭̭͕͇̤̬͚͎̯͈͕̭̭̜̣͙͍͉̫͕̗̮̞̼̭̥͖͚̲̹̼͔͚͚̫͕̮̮̪̙̳̼͖̺̙̮̖̖̦̱͚̠̞̤͈̻̺̟̻̻̤̣͍͍͔̞̥͎̼͉̳̬̗̲͉̗̻̺̫͔̜̼̘͓̘̫͎̗̲͙̦͈̬̠̖͉͎̣̳͕̩̻̳̙͎͔̟͉͍͓̙̤̩̜̦̞̘̫͔̲̠̥̜͔͙͖͕̱͈̳̱̲̲͓̘̗̭̜͎͕̯̰̲̫͙̝̺̺͈͎͈͈̪̘̺͉̺̜͕͖̬͎̪̬̫͉̪̲͈̗̩̭̪̮̩̺̙͉̖̩̳͕̫̣̣̰͉̟̭̩͇͉̤̦͖̱͚͉̹̤̬̻̳̭͙̯͍̗͇͍̲̮͇̗̗̞͍͙̪̙̥͎̞͇̟̳̺̦͔̤̒̏͂̀̂̈́͐͗̑͊͐̏̔̍̐̆̑̋̊́̾̈́̽̆̄͌̾͂̉̽̅̈́̌̌͋͐̐̓́͗̋̾̓̌̊̈́́͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̢̢̧̧̧̨̡̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̪͈̲̹͍̰̙̩̣̬͖͉̟͚͕͍̦̭͉̠̤̤̙̥̭͖̤̤̞͇̫̙̮̩̼͈͖̼̗̫̥̲̠̩͕̱̻̞̺̙̤͎̹̱͕̫̥̩̤͔̗̥͓̮̘̱̥̗̣̗̩̟̭͕͔͚͔̟͖̺͈̞̦̻̤̥̱̩̠̪̙͇̥͙͓̫̜̳̭͈̺̼̟͍͈̜̝̫̱̥̥̦͚̼̥̗̲̞̲̱̠̦̥̟̩̣͔̻͔̬̻̋̎̀͆̑͌́̍̈́̒͊̄̍̉̒̾́̽̎̆̿̌͛́̑̔̈̆́̎̀̒͑͌̐̈́̇͂̅̋̏̓̽̉̈́̑̑̈͑̌͂̍̄̇̔͌̓̑̾̔̑͗̓̽͐̀͛͑͒͗̊͗̂̈͌̎͛́͂̂̒̒̀̇͒̈͛̀̒̍̉̓͛̑̃͆̓̾̅̋̊̎̀̈́͆̍͊̅̔̄̓͒͂̋̒͂̏͌͗̿̽͂̊̈́͊͗̔̾͂̓̉̃̅͂̊̽͋̈̿͆̓̾͆̇́̎̃̐͛̉͂̑̽́̔͂̀̆̏̎͆͑̐̽͒̈̊͋̍̒̐̏̒̇̓͗̂̉͆̀̓̉͋͑̍̋̽̓̊̇̔̍̑̎̍̓̒̋̌̒̆́͛̓͊͗̃̊̀͆͒̄̇̄͗̇͐̄͆̐̓̅͋͐̓̍̓̂̅̾̓͋͑̐̚̕̕̕̕̚̕̕̕͘̕̚͘͘͘̚͘̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅḾ̵̧̡̨̨̨̢̧̢̢̧̧̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̦̟̳̯͔̟̮̺͇̟͔͈̝̤̖͙̜̤̲̹̹̲͙̰͖̥̘͉̜̬̼̺͇̻̬̗͚̮̳͉͓̙̯͉͉̪͎̙̯̞̯̺̞̝͉̠̻̜̱̩̳̝͍̘̤̮͖̺̣̞͚̠͇̜̹̦̞͉̙̟̤̣͙̝̙̭͈̖̟̠̺̘̙̜͔̺͍͕̭̯͉̘͙̥̪͈͓̲̘̣̹̰̞̮̳̪̘̙̯̬̤̼͕̦͈̰̝͈͈̰̲̪͒̈̊̐͑̈́̍̅͗̓̄̓̀̽̍̉͑̓͋̐̿͗̑̈́͗̉͒̊̓̆̌͋̃̄̾̐͒͛̂̆̐͆̎̄͗͂̎͊̅͊͑̐̂̄͆̈́͑̽͆͒̑̈͑̍̒̎̆̃́̃͗̓͗̄̂̎̐͑́̈͂̀͆̆͛̒͑̊̔̑̂̎̆̃̀̔̄̌͂̀̓̐̊̀͂̐͂̀̏͂͒̓̉͊̈̑̂̂̉́̄́͂͂͂͑̀̎͐͒̓̍̇̓͗́̽͐̊͐̽̈́͗̎̓̀͒͋̈́͛̓̎̎͗̓̄̔̏́̉̇̋̊̀͆̆̋̾́͐̌̆̃̆̇̂̎̐͒̔̀͌̌̊̈́͒̈́̀̉͆̋̇̎̉̇̊̆̅̔̔̑̑̋͒͋̋̀̃͘̕̚̚̕͘̕̚̚͘̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅa̵̡̧̨̡̡̡̧̢̡̨̨̢̧̢̡̨̡̧̡̙̼͕̭͇͎̜̰̳̣̝̯̗̱̠̖͔̦̮͍͕̼̘͖̩̫͙̰̻̠͕͍̜͉͓̦̝͖͕̩̙͕͓̗̺͓͚͈̤̩̬͉̪̱͔̱̠̝̞̹̣͙͇̟̣̟͎̘̭̳͍̜͚̗̝͖̤̺̺̘̖̮͙͙͈̹͇͈͙̰̻͎͈̰̝̥̖̥̘͖̖͇͇͎̼̫̥͈̩̼͍̘̙̰͔̳͓͎̻̖̪̦̜̗͙̹̝̼̯͖̲̭̭̜̹̳͇̺͙̭̤̝͚̩̯͕̱͙͓̖̙͙̗͈̦̥̮͇̲̣̠̦̱̣̠̞͙̝̼̘͙̥͖̳̗̭̝̱̮͕̭͎͕̲̞͚̗̹̫̪͕̤͈̮͔̻̳̫̣͓̘̫̯̜̲͎̻̼̹̫̬̯̙͎̫̥͕̘͇̝̮̠̘̗͓͈͎̻̟͔͂̉̋͑͑͛͊͂̀̒̓͛͆͛̊̒̃̐̊͂͐̒͑̐͆̔̇̂̔́̆̀͐̿͂̓͌̀́̋̒͂͑̊̊͂̂̑̽͗́̊̎͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅy̶̡̧̡̡̡̡̡̧̨̨̨̢̨̧̡̧̡̛̟̠̦̟̩͔͙̹̲̩͎̙̗̭̠̩̣̼͖͈͚̳͍͇͕̯̻͎̩͓̖̫̙̳̣̤͈̟͕̩͙̠̤͕̫̜̟̪͈̪̯͖̰̣̱̲̭̥̼͍̠̩̲̼͎͈͙̯̩̤̼͓̟͍̻̠̜̖̫͇̼͍̙͎͎̩̝̤̪̝̞͔̙͚̝̘̣͍̭̪̪̩̥̰̥̼̠̞̪̹̗̤͉͉̻̥̱̩̣̩͍̗̭̰̭̦͕̘̻̝̹͖̠̣̱̼̖̗̮͇̠̙̝̬̱͚͇͉̼͔̼̹̤̼͈̘͕͍̜̯͇͈̙̻̺̳̖͍̯̬̫̞͓̙̙͉̻̰̳̦̞̝͉͓͓̠̺͍͙̺̤̩̤̹̰͓͈̳̠̭͖̞͈̞̮̼̳͚̪̦̤̞̗̬̻̦͖͖̳̩͇̝̗̬̼̽̊̂̍̋͗̇̾́͌̈́̋̿̾͗̽̈́̏̓̄̍̈́͋̊͗͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅ ̶̢̢̡̧̡̡̨̢̧̨̧̡̨̨̡̡̨̧̧̛̝̮̱̩̩̯̥̼̦̲̝͉̘̞̘̫̺̟̣͎͚̠̪̫̺̩͉̗̣͙̗̙͓̳͓͖̹̬̯̗̖̲̼͙̤̭̩̗̺̦͉̘̘̜̦͈͎̤̖̩̗̮̲̜͓͈̫̦̝̹̖̖̩͍̦͍͉͙̞̰̬̰̤̙̜͙͙̞̜̘̹͓̤͚̺̝̻͉͔̪͖̰̫̞͇̠͔̞͔̜̝̳͍̩̗̘͙̖̜̜̞͕͈̲̪͙͓̖̳̰̣͕̗͇̙̝͈̲̯̜̥̘̰̙̹͈̠̫͍̙̞̯̤̩̹͙̝̳̝͚̺̘̗̺͇̖͈̦̩͔͕̺͎̻̮̖͖͕̮̲̩̈́͊̃̄͗̑̅̓̆͋̔̈́̓̈͌̔̓̾̀̇̓́̆̈́̀̄͒̽̅͌̌̽͛̀͑̾̃͐̂͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ1̵̨̡̧̡̧̡̧̢̨̧̛̱̬͍̻̤̙̜͔̳̥̱͔͚̬̺͙̗̩͙͇̫͔̝͚̥̻̰̖̹̙͓̯̠̼͔͉̜̪͖͓̲̰̥̻̙̣̞̜͚̻̻̬̤̯̜͕̺̬̭͉̮͇̭͎̥͎̣̻̬̦͚̟̗̣̥̭̻̭̥͔̦̣̝̖̠̬͙͙̪̝̟̙͎̻̣̠̲̲̯̭̠̹͎̲̭͇̯̺̳̭͓͇̠̭̪̙̩̗̼̬̻̝͙͈̦͎̙͓͙̣͇̺̈́͆͂̃́̆̒͐̋̉̆̾́͌͆̿͐̆̅̔͗̐͒͌̓̒̔͒͐̌̐̄̅͒̈́̽̓̂̍͛̅͛̆̏͊͒͛͆́̾͆̐̂͑̃́̏̾͗͌̂͒̿̎͑͊́̆͊̃̎̌͋̓͒̉͌͊̕̚͘̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ9̷̨̡̡̢̧̢̨̡̡̢̡̨̨̢̢̢̡̨̨̡̢̧̧̢̢̨̧̨̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̦̬̖̺̥̼̹͓͚̺̪̝͈̞̖̬̝̬̜̰̦̼͖̭̫̱̞̺͚̰̝̦͍̠̠̞̱̮̫̘͔̣̦̤̬͇̮̟̹̦̳͉̣̳̰͓̥͈̤̳̙̳̦̝͍̪͍̻̩̳͖̯̥̩̣̞̙͍͔̣̹̱̹̤͎͍̦̼̭̤̳̘͙̱͕̤̣̰̝̩̤͇̞̤̺̮̳̖̪̹̫͖͙̟̺̹̲̫̭̱͉͍̼̤̬̞̮̬͇̫̯̱̫̬͎̞̪͚͇͈̳̱͖̭̭͉̼̟̰̼̗̼̝͚̠̬̝̘̙͓͕̰̘̗̥̗͔̮͈̜͎͚̳͎̖̠͈͍̼̯̱̖̙͓̦̹̝̼̤͖̤͚̼͔͕̝̗͎̣͍͇̳̦̱͈̟͍͈̮̼͇̗̲͎̬̥͎̲͚̞̰̟͕̯̘̝̬͔̟͕͈̖̘̝̳̘̰͈̩̪̲͖̂̂̀͗́̑̌̃̅́̈́̾͐̂͌̍̆͗̋̒́͂̓͗̀̄̔́̊̐͗͒͑̈́̿̉̾̎̂̈́̈́̉͐̈́̍̾̈́̏̊̾͒͌͌͑̓̀̿̐͒̔̈́̓̆̆̔̀̓̍̾̌̉̒̒̋̀̀̄̈̃͛̑̿͊̂̅̓̇̈́͛̓̅̌͆̌̉̿͆̀̏̈́̉̀̓̄̆̋͑͆͒̔́̊̒͋̆̄̑̃͐̃̌̓́̒̏̑̄͌̿̐̉̃̀̂̚̕͘̕͘͘̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅ9̶̡̨̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̥͎͓̺͔̗̦͚̭͚̦͙͖͉͖̺̖̺̯͕̥̬̭̥̜̟͖̟̥͓̩͇͍̘̫̲͈̻̼̖̰͇͖͙̞͍̱̩͓̣̫̯̺̦̠͎̞̯̯̰̳͕͍̟̟̼͉̖͉͕̼̤͕͓͓̯̝̬͎͍͎̲̬͈͖͈̜̤̠̞̬̺͗̎̏̊̅̓͆̀̓̿̓̓̍̓̎͋̒̓̆̍̿̇̑̽͛̈́̌͋̅̈́̔́̃̉̽͒̋̈́̒̂́̎̃̌̀̈̐͆͗̋̽̓͐́̈́̌̔̐̓̂̽̐͆͆̉͌̓̀͊̄̄͑̈́̍̈́̃́̄͂̓̉̿͊̍̋̾̀͒͊̉̾͗͌̀̈́͂̈̓̊̆̎̂̆͂̓̑͊̀̋͐̇̑͛̅͂̍̏͛̇̑̇́̑̑̓͗͆̎͗̐̃̾̉̉̔͗̉̓̎̔͒͛́̈́̈́̏̈́̀͆̾͒͗͑̍́̀̿͛̓̊̔́̄͌̈́̈̆͆͐̕̚͘̕̚͘̕̚͘̕͘͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅ6̶̡̢̨̢̡̡̧̧̢̢̡̢̧̢̧̧̡̨̨̢̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̬̫̫̗̥̲̤̥̻̘̲̻͉͚̳̝̫͉̣̦̰͇̤̩̰͇̱̝͕͍̠̱̦̘͉̹͈͇̝̗̹̻̜̠͕̜͖̳͉̗̭̹̹̞̮̗͇̯̭͉͇̮̻̠̖̩̤̯̪̹̤̞͓̤̯̹̻̪͓̻͕̤͚̠̫̦͚͖̮̼̻̰̥̺̗̳̠͉̯͓̜̳͔͇̟̟̲̭͚͓͎͙̣̖͓̭̹̯̖̯̜̩͓͈͉̙̩̖̟̹̠͓̱̠̪̻̯̱̣̥̺͚̥̲̜͉̮̮̜̻͇̗̱̯̥͖̞̲̻͓̳̝͉̮́̆̈̎̽̏̈́̾̃́̆̏̎͛͂̈͂̏̃͂̂̎̄͐́̏̆̔̄͑̈́̒̿̌̆̂̄͑̇̌̇̍̈̍̅̎͑̀͐̽̔͂̄͐͑́̾̑̓̏̆̃̑̈̐̀̄͂̀̉̀̒̆͗͑̏̒̊̐̃̌̃͆̌̾̄̿̊̆̈͊̌̿̍̃̉̓̆́͐̃͆͛̊̈́̈́̆̉͂̉̽̓́̐̉̽̌̔̿̓̇̅̆͛̀̅͂̈́̅̄̈́̉͊̈́̇̄͛̅̐̒̿͐͆̎̎̓̿̍̎̌̈́͐̉͒̋͌͑́͑̇̇͆̽͑͋̓̽̆̏̓͗͒̀͊̌̈̑̏̏̎͒́̂̒̕͘̚̚͘͘͘̕̚̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ into an insignificant history. I grew up to end up here apparently