User talk:A-slice-of-cake

Lookie here it's Fresh Meat!

Hello, A-slice-of-cake, and welcome to the greatest encyclopedia on the web! Thank you for registering. It could get pretty lonely here....and NO ONE likes new meat...so you will have to EARN your place, EARN your food. If we say jump, you say "how high". If we smell an INCH of insolence, expect your butt to be thrown into the bottomless pit of fire. So to make sure you don't become a butt face, read these important guides:

• The Essential N00b Guide
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Get luck, fresh meat. --Kingkitty 05:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar bear

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

Slithy Tove 22:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, bro

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Are you having a problem with voting on VFH? Also welcome to Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thankies

YOU'VE BEEN THANKED! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!

Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.

In case you were wondering, it made #3

Kindly accept this half-assed template -RAHB 05:48, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:42 Oct 26, 2023 05:07, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:32, 6 August 2007 (UTC)