User talk:69.113.3.75

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Regarding edit summaries

It'd be a good idea to describe what you did to make the article funnier, instead of just saying you made it funny. Either way, though, not a big deal, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:12, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

September 2022

Please do not remove content or templates from pages, as you did to Baby farming, without giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary. Your content removal does not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. If you only meant to make a test edit, please use the sandbox for that.

Some things on Uncyclopedia might offend you. That does not immediately make them unfunny, and it is not a good reason to blank a page's contents. Please communicate your concerns with other editors, instead of removing the majority of a page's contents. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:18, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

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Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to blank out or remove portions of page content, templates, or other materials without adequate explanation, as you did at Baby farming, you may be blocked from editing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:21, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

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About Vaseline

Removing jokes, and then adding random references to Vaseline, isn't funny in my opinion. Repeating the same thing over and over can make it much more boring. To avoid being reverted any more, please read what I linked over there. You will be able to make funnier edits and communicate efficiently. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:39, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

September 2022

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to censor or remove content based on the fact that it is against your personal ideals, you may be blocked from editing.

Although I tend to be less sensitive about edits regarding personal views, replacing everything you are offended by with a mention of pirates and/or vaseline is disruptive. I can't tell if you are unable to see your talk page messages, or are just choosing to ignore them, but please learn to communicate. If you are able to communicate, you will likely not have any further issues. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:45, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

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October 2022

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia. Please stop adding random unrelated mentions of Spongebob, The Simpsons, pirates, homosexuality, etc. to articles. Please stop blanking articles that go against your personal ideals. Please stop repeatedly restoring the same reverted revision. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:20, 16 October 2022 (UTC)

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About IP block

IP block is revoked because there was a constructive edit from this same IP at some point that wasn't from the same mobile web user, this is a mobile data IP, and the disruption was not significant enough to warrant an entire 5-year block, so likely collateral damage. If disruption continues now that the block is revoked, the block will likely need to be restored. The disruptive editor from this IP seems to either be unaware that they receive talk page messages or they just ignore them, so I don't think there's any need to revoke TPA either if re-blocked. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:42, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

SO MANY TIMES

I can't believe this has to be explained to you. I've told you over and over again. Stop writing weird irrelevant crap about Vaseline, diapers, homosexuality, etc. Read everything that has been linked to you before. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:39, 19 November 2022 (UTC)

Wait

Aren't you User:Vaselinepirate2? Your topics about Vaseline pirates is so familiar, holy fuck.--+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 18:28, 28 April 2023 (UTC)