User:TD/Archive001

Herein lies my original Chat page. Most of it is irrelevant now.

Obligatorial Introductory Sectional Divisory Partitioning Annotator

It is below this section that you may talk with Me. In all cases, kindly place your comments at the top of the list.. No, place them at the bottom of the list... Wait, fuck the list, just post your comments. At the bottom. Kindly denote your new comments using the following format: _{and yes, that's 3 equal signs... It makes things easier for me.}

=== Your Comment === 

Welcome!

Belated welcome to Uncyclopedia......just letting you know that I have sorted out your redirect for Skullduggery so that it now goes where you were aiming. Although we don't like an excess of Redirects throughout the site, in this case it looks OK to me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Proper VFD usage

In the future, articles like Ignas I.V. and "Egivela" can probably be posted to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD or tagged {{NRV|~~~~~}}; they are certainly not substantial enough to warrant being voted on. Additionally, it is strongly preferred that postings to VFD be given a section per article and not be grouped together. Thank you. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:19, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Another VFD related complaint: please sign and date your votes. This can be accomplished with ~~~~. It's a minor issue, but I prefer that timestamps be present. Thanks. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:55, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Signature

TD - I like your ranting and liberal use of profanity. I'd also like you to have a cool wikisignature, so here's some uncalled-for advice (pardon me if you know this already but haven't had time to do it). When you write your sig, try TD for a basic look (instead of User:TD), or add /sig to your userpage to gain access to your own signature page. Then, after you've designed one, it's {{User:TD/sig}} for your own personalized look. Hope this helps. — WILD WEASEL 14:00, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Feedback

ty :) Guinness2702 _(talk) MUN 10:41, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

The Army

TD - on pages for deletion, you claim to be a soldier. Are/were you one? — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:07, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

• Indeed I was, and indeed I still pretend to be.

My Career in Brief:

1996 - MOS 35M Firefinder Radar Repair - 11 Months of Technical School at Ft. Sill Oklahoma.

1997 - Assigned to Italy for 2 and a half Years, decided to leave the Army due to the fact that I have a problem with authority Figures

1999 - Convinced to stay in the army to Re-enlist for...

MOS 91A Biomedical Equipment Repairer - 11 Months School at Sheppard AFB, Tx.

2000 - Assigned to Ft. Eustis, VA for 2 Years, decided to leave the Army due to the fact that I have a problem with Authority Figures

2002 - Convinced to join the National Guard, to prevent me from being essentially drafted for a deployment scheduled to re-utilize 50,000 former soldiers

2003 - Got deployed anyways (Uzbekistan 2003-2004). Still angry about it.

2004 - Left the National Guard, deciding to go to college.

2004 - Realised that paying for College is ludicrous and impossible, unless recieving National Guard tuition assistance

2005 - Joined the national guard.

I swear, it's like a fucking trap. There's no way out, unless I want to go on welfare. Fuck me.

Interesting career! I ended a five-year active stint in the Army in 2004 myself. I feel you on the college issue, though - it's tough when Uncle Sam's got the fundage, and all you have to do is volunteer...for the rest of your life wahah ha hah aaaaah!!! It's one hell of a trap. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 18:32, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Second Life (response)

Thanks for asking, I guess a topic like Second Life warrants an explanation. In short, it is a mmorpg that centers around the creativity of the users rather than an actual game or storyline. There is a Wikipedia article for it (from which I derived most of my material), and here is a link to the official website: secondlife.com Cainad 19:20, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Adjutant!?!

Wow, that's quite a promotion from Sergeant E-5! Cool. You won't have to worry about it being deleted if you put it in {{User:TD/Honorable Order of Disgruntled Postal Veterans}}, and thusly the order can grow.

I don't actually have to do anything, right? ^_^ — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:39, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

(response to your comment on my talk page) Sweet, I was worried - my workload here at Uncyclopedia was crushing! XD But seriously, I'm flattered; I'm all for some kind of exclusive society. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:59, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Commander TD

Hey, TD, I added an Adjutant's speech to the Disgruntled Postal Vets page. I was wondering: would you like to work on some ranks? I'm no expert with photoshop, but I'm sure I could come up with some snazzy looking ranks. I'm thinking chevrons - lots of chevrons. Secondly, what about a joint "Worst of" page? I've been giving out Wild Weasel Awards of Grammatical Excellence for the absolute shittiest writing I can find, and I think a worst of page would be an awesome idea. — Adjutant 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:46, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Minor Signature Request

Hey TD, could I persuade you to remove the Inert Funny Quote Here link from your signature? Red links tend to annoy me on principle, especially ones to things that shouldn't be articles and that particular one offends my sensibilities. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:47, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Grizzling

(UNclassified) Thanks for the vote of approval. I need all the help I can get when articles like Duel Masters are seriously considered for VFH...I've been perusing ranks for the Order, and was thinking a combination of USPS logos and some other military ranks (the Russians and North Koreans have some sweet, sweet over-the-top shoulder board stuff for officers). I made a mock-up, I'll send it your way. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 15:27, 22 March 2006 (UTC) (NFI)

That thing

Yeah, its cool. --Nytrospawn 21:03, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

MEDGBA for TD

Commandant - hey, man, don't be jealous! ^_^ I worked hard on those shitty articles. I was literally losing my gourd checking day after day seeing if anyone had voted "for" for any of my stuff (both those which others put up and I put up). It got a bit sick. But now that I got my Commandership and the slight bit of prestige that comes with it, I am well satisfied. Now I can turn my attention to other things, some secret, some overt, such as getting other writers nominated and voting up or down on other VFH and VPH articles. Whoops! Rambling. Here, have an award:

The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear wishes to thank you for voting "si" on bear in VFH. Hooray for you! Hooray for magical bears!

Proceeding with my mission. Weasel out. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:15, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Not Starving

sorry, it felt like a lot at the time, i did make it alot more presentable than it was saving it form the depths of the ugly tag. im glad your pleased with what iv dont to it. i also notciced you looked at Underwear, feel free to make the other types of underwear if you want. might i also suggest that not starving could be moved to HowTo:Not Starve making it a HowTo page--Silent Penguin 11:00, 12 June 2006 (UTC)