User:Silent Penguin

The deformed Me

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grr.................hurmf..................................f*cking peg, who did that, with flipping superglue aswell. Im never gonna get it off now, yeah really funny, what am i supposed :to do now? I do eat you know. Member Of the Order? What im not a number, im a penguin! Oh wait i am a number, 81.76.3.123, gutted 81.76.3.124, im more important. Hay at least i cant peck you, i Hear it's pritty nasty. Label me, how dare they, nice M though.

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For Silent Penguin Direct, dial 0800 85826288, Free! to get aboslutly no compensation. Alternativly, go here to moan at a brick wall. Thank you, your complaint will not be noted.

gallery o' crap

In No Particular Order

perhaps they should be in an order, pah, too much effort, i'll jumble them around every so oftern.

Commander of the Order

This user is an Apprentice in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a modest amount of respect.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

— This space for rent, bargin at £10 PCM.

Vacent This Template is abandened for fear of roudy tenants moving in nextdoor.

uk-X This user is a native speaker of Incorrect English.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user works at the cheasel factory and has earn't 4 cheasels.

This Template sucks because it is still under construction.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

T-Plate Please wash template in warm soapy water after use.

A Lemon, yummy.

This user is sponsored by Glagnar's Human Rinds, "Its a Cruncha, muncha, buncha human!"

This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy. (British Uncyclopedians)

Mah This user is a member of the Voter Apathy Party, or maybe not, he is not really that bothered.

THIS USER HATES BENSON SO MUCH IT NEEDS CAPITALS AND THIS TEMPLATE.

This user testified to the lord above, brother! They told of the wonders Vote for me! gave them.

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  Vote for me!

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  IQ:Sample test, Featured!

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  Yet Another Useless Article

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  UnTeletext

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  Unweather

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  HowTo:Use a spork

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  Passive Drinking

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  Large Text

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  Honda (Element)

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  IMO

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  Underwear

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  Car Alarm

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  Enigma Code

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  Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA

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  Currently Huffed articles, perhaps im better than i thought.

Images you have me to thank for

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  Deep Blue won, Garry Kasparov lost.

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  Worthwhile download.

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  Nice little graphic crafted by me, doesn't work properly on this gallery.

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  If cutlery could have sex.

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  Just in case you couldnt figure it out.

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  Arn't the little sporks cute.

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  Honda logo, google my trusty companion.

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  everyone knows the underwearic table from school.

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  Of course the devil wears undies, silly.

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  Very simple circit.

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  If you look to the right slightly and up a bit, no not that far, yeah there.

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  Easy Peesy.

litigating up

Yay you made it to the end. What did you expect, some sort of novel or what? i couldnt be bothered!

Finally

I'll just leave you with these words...

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