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2007 WBA Women's Bloodbath World Cup 2007 Mujeres de la Copa del Mundo de baño de sangre
Teams	24 (from lots of entrants)
Host	Spain
Champions	Brazil
Matches Played	Count them yourself
Attendance	60,000,000
Total Deaths	ITS OVER 9000!

The 2007 WBA Women's Bloodbath World Cup or in Spain known as the 2007 Mujeres de la Copa del Mundo de baño de sangre was the first Women's Bloodbath Cup. WBA decided they would do it since some women where better then men. They also thought they could make some money off of the idea. I can't finish the article right now, I really can't be arsed.

Spain 2007

City	Original stadium	Host club(s)	Capacity
Madrid	French Toast Stadium	Real Madrid	80,401
Barcelona	Camp Nou	FC False Madrid	98,772
Valencia	Toyota Field	Valencia Peesters	55,000
Saragossa	Duff Bear Stadium	Saragossa Drunken Hobos	34,596
Seville	AOL Arena	Seville Mafia	51,309
Bilbao	Mexican Beer Field	Balboa Fans	39,750
Vigo	Blockbuster Stadium	Vigo's Stupid people	32,500
Valladolid	Youtube Poop Field	Youtube FC	26,512
Elche	Das Arena of Death	Your Friends	1,000,000
Gijón	Super Porn Magazines Field	:D Stadium	555,555
Kabul	Taliban Stadium	Terrorists FC	25,000
the Moon	LOL Stadium	Iraq al-Qaeda	1

Qualification

North America

• Canada defeats the Cuban side 7-4
• USA kills Haiti 11-0
• Mexico wins Texas 7-5

South America

• Brazil defeats Uruguay
• Argentina wins Paraguay
• Chile won Ecuador

Europe

• England defeats Switzerland
• Ireland defeats Northern Ireland
• France wins San Marino
• Italy defeats Portugal
• Russia wins Belarus
• In one of the most bloodiest matches the world has ever seen, Finland defeats Belgium 78-67 after both teams got some recruits
• Netherlands defeats Scotland
• Sweden clashes and wins Austria
• Denmark wins Croatia
• Germany wins Greece
• Norway defeats Turkey
• Iceland defeats Andorra
• Ukraine wins Sicily

Africa

• Nigeria defeats Ghana
• South Africa wins Morocco

Asia

• Australia defeats Japan
• China wins Mongolia

Groups

Groups were announced on May 31, 2007. They were chosen completely at random because I said so.

Pot A	Pot B	Pot C	Pot D	Pot E	Pot F
United States Brazil Sweden Argentina	England Mexico China PR Australia	Germany Canada Chile Ireland	Norway Netherlands Iceland Spain	Russia Ukraine Finland France	Italy South Africa Nigeria Denmark

Group A

Team	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	KF	KA	KD
Brazil	9	3	3	0	0	17	11	+6
United States	6	3	2	0	1	7	3	+4
Argentina	3	3	1	0	2	17	19	-2
Sweden	0	3	0	0	3	11	20	-9

All times local (UTC+2)

Thursday 10 September 2007
	United States	4-2	Sweden	Madrid
	Johnson (3), Shaza	3:00	Shalalarsun, Guto

The States came out on top with a good start to the cup. It featured McDonald's Cheeseburgers and Waterpistols. However was halted by a Homosexual man who was selling Playgirl (pornography for Women and Gay men). However was shot by Guto.

Friday 11 September 2007
	Brazil	9-6	Argentina	Barcelona
	Lusita (7), Lucy (2)	10:00	Gonzalez (3), Lopez (3)

In one of the most bloodiest matches in the cup, was a brutal fight between rivals Argentina and Brazil. In 2 Hours it turned from a girl fight to Mortal Kombat. Lucy burned 2 Argentines to the ground, and the fans decided to duke it out, causing lots of fights on the stands. In fact Gonzalez had launched a missile killing 3 Brazilians. Barcelona police had to come to the stands to cool down the fans. Many sodas and Hot Dogs were thrown on to the field. After 10 hours of Death, the Police called the game off. Chief of Barcelona Police Malos Tacos said, "I do not want to see Argentina and Brazil play bloodbath, no matter if it is men or women, it is deadly" he said.

Monday 14 September 2007
	Argentina	11-7	Sweden	Seville
	Waniga (4), Palacioso (5), Hot Argentine Chick (2)	8:20	Candy Cane Girl (6), Trosfuller

In a bloody game, Argentina defeated Sweden 11-7. Fans were entertained when a very beautiful Argentine player, nicknamed Hot Argentine Chick, was literally, Hot! Burning 2 Swedes before having to be escorted off the field. She was subbed off for Palacioso, who killed 5 Swedes in a matter of seconds. Sweden really outdid themselves.

Monday 14 September 2007
	United States	0-1	Brazil	Bilbao
		1:00	Martina

Boring game. Only one kill was actually scored.

Thursday 17 September 2007
	Sweden	2-7	Brazil	Saragossa
	Forshehella (2)	6:58	Marta (6), Luco

In the 3rd win for Brazil, Brazil defeated Sweden 7-2. Marta and Luco were the killers in the game. Forshehella was a possible comeback for Sweden, but was only 2 kills. Brazil wins.

Thursday 17 September 2007
	Argentina	0-3	United States	Kabul
		1:00	Hillary Clinton, Martha Stewart, Michelle Obama

Argentina crashed out of the World Cup after a heavy defeat with America. America simply just killed 3 Argentines, giving them a spot!

Group B

Team	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	KF	KA	KD
England	9	3	3	0	0	15	9	+6
Mexico	4	3	1	1	1	15	8	+7
Australia	4	3	1	1	1	4	1	+3
China PR	0	3	0	0	3	4	18	-14

All times local (UTC+2)

Friday 11 September 2007
	England	2-1	Australia	Vigo
	Smith, Kelly	1:42	Katherine

Old foes England and Australia were playing each other in Vigo. It was an ok game. Nothing really special. England won the game 2-1 with Smith and Kelly scoring for England. However, Katherine scored for Australia. But not enough to bring them a tie.

Friday 11 September 2006
	Mexico	9-2	China PR	Madrid
	Martinez (3), Sexy Mexican Girl (4), Hernandez (2)	6:00	Nee Da Poo, See Mee Pee

Mexico scored 9 dominating kills kicking-off a good start to the cup. Martinez, Sexy Mexican Girl, and Hernandez all managed to gain some kills for Mexico. Even killing Chinese captain I Amm Faat. Nee Da Poo and See Mee Pee got 2 kills for the Chinese team, but it was too late. Mexico had already got a 9-2 win over China.

Monday 14 September 2007
	England	6-2	China PR	the Moon
	Johnson, Sophia (5)	7:54	Suk Ma As (2)

England had defeated China who crashed out of the Cup and England sealing qualification to the next round. Johnson and Sophia had inflicted 6 kills on China. While Suk Ma As tried to give China a comeback. But could not save themselves and crashed out.

Monday 14 September 2007
	Australia	0-0	Mexico	Valencia
		4:23

Australia and Mexico had scored no kills. The Media reported that both teams were mostly bored. Thats your report people.

Friday 18 September 2007
	China PR	0-3	Australia	Valencia
		5:21	Katherine, Cherry, Petrovic

Australia finishes third in the group with a win over China. However were selected for the next round anyways.

Friday 18 September 2007
	Mexico	6-7	England	Valladolid
	Gonzalez, Hernandez, Corral, Hot Mexican Girl, Killer Girl (2)	12:00	Smith (7)

Mexico and England clashed and was a very close game to call but England had won. Simple as that. At least Mexico made it through.

Group C

Team	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	KF	KA	KD
Canada	6	3	1	2	0	4	3	+1
Germany	6	3	1	2	0	4	3	+1
Chile	3	3	0	3	0	5	5	0
Ireland	0	3	0	1	2	7	9	-2

All times local (UTC+2)

Saturday 12 September 2007
	Germany	2-1	Ireland	Gijón
	Shocner, Pritz	5:21	McAleese

Germany were playing there first match versus the Republic of Ireland, whom there women's team was less better then the men's team. However, McAleese got 1 kill for the Republic of Ireland, however Shocner and Pritz had scored 2 kills for Germany. Gaining a win for the German team. DEUTSCHLAND!DEUTSCHLAND!DEUTSCHLAND! Oh well, at least the Irish didn't play so bad.

Saturday 12 September 2007
	Canada	1-1	Chile	Elche
	Caitlin	7:40	Bachlet

Canada and Chile played a good match when Caitlin scored a kill for the Canadian team. However Bachlet, one of Chile's best players, killed a 16 year old player named Jen. Scoring the equalizer.

Tuesday 15 September 2007
	Chile	4-4	Ireland	Madrid
	Garcia (3), Bachlet	2:00	McAleese (4)

Ireland got a 4-4 draw with the Chileans. McAleese fired a cannonball at the Chileans making it 4-0. But Garcia scored 3 kills making it Ireland 4-3 Chile. In the dying minutes of the game, Bachlet had scored a sniper kill making the final score 4-4.

Tuesday 15 September 2007
	Germany	2-2	Canada	Barcelona
	Pritz (2)	6:54	Frankie (2)

Germany had picked up a draw. Pritz, one of Germany's best players, scored 2 kills on the Canadians. But later, suffered a boo-boo and had to be subbed off the field, meaning Frankie getting a chance to score 2 kills. Giving Canada another shot at this cup. The German Bloodbath Association announced Pritz was going to be okay and playing against Chile.

Sunday 20 September 2007
	Chile	0-0	Germany	Valencia
		1:00

After a dumbass at WBA named Typhoon Wipha changed the scheduled matches to Sunday, the Chileans had played a dull game with no kills scored. Though Pritz was fine, Schneider felt a little nausea. Then threw up on the field and having to be escorted and taken to a local hospital. But Chile survived, though 3rd place in the group was randomly chosen to compete in the next round.

Sunday 20 September 2007
	Ireland	2-3	Canada	Bilbao
	Leckster (2)	10:00	Tancredi (3)

The Canadians clinched a spot in the next round as Tancredi helped the Canadians get a 3-2 win over Ireland.

Group D

Team	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	KF	KA	KD
Norway	7	3	2	1	0	3	1	+2
Spain	5	3	1	2	0	10	5	+5
Iceland	4	3	1	1	1	11	5	+6
Netherlands	0	3	0	0	3	0	13	-13

All times local (UTC+2)

Saturday 12 September 2007
	Norway	1-1	Spain	Kabul
	Nashee	0:40	De la Pena

In a somewhat boring match that only lasted 40 minutes, Norway and Spain tied 1-1. De La Pena scored, but minutes later Nashee scored for Norway. It was a boring match and lacked excitement. Thats why they called it off early.

Saturday 12 September 2007
	Netherlands	0-7	Iceland	Vigo
		6:21	Fishy (3), Skelu (3), Own Death

It was a decent game. Iceland had defeated the Dutch team 7 to nothing. Fishy scored 3 kills. Then Skelu made it a 6-0 lead. Finally, a suicide bomber came to the game, killing a Dutch player. It ended Iceland's way, winning the Dutch 7-0.

Tuesday 15 September 2007
	Spain	5-0	Netherlands	Madrid
	Garza (penalty), De Los Santos (4)	4:00

The Dutch crashed out of the cup after a heavy defeat to Spain. First, Garza got a clear headshot when she got a penalty. Then, De Los Santos threw a grenade, in the process killing 4 Dutch players. Spain enjoyed another game that got them 3 points. A riot erupted in Amsterdam after the exit of the team.

Tuesday 15 September 2007
	Iceland	'0-1	Norway	Barcelona
		2:00	Johanson

Norway got a good win defeating rivals Iceland. Johanson got 1 kill in the last minutes of the game, giving Norway there first win in the Cup.

Sunday 20 September 2007
	Spain	4-4	Iceland	Valencia
	Fernandez (4)	4:00	Your Maid (4)

Typhoon Wipha's mistake also effected the schedule of the game to 20 September 2007. Oh well, onto the report. Spain tied 4-4 with the Iceland team. Iceland got a good start when your cool maid killed 4 Spaniards. Then, Fernandez killed 4 Icelandic players, giving Spain a spot in the cup. Iceland finished 3rd in the group, but randomly chosen to compete in the next round.

Sunday 20 September 2007
	Norway	1-0	Netherlands	Elche
	Svolbird	0:20

In the Norway-Netherlands match, Svolbird had killed a Dutch player in the first 10 minutes of the game. After 20 mInutes, the Dutch squad called the game off and both teams ate at a local Spanish resturant. Though the Norwegians won anyways, the Dutch couldn't care less.

Group E

Team	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	KF	KA	KD
Finland	5	3	1	2	0	11	5	+6
France	5	3	1	2	0	2	1	+1
Russia	4	3	0	3	0	6	6	0
Ukraine	0	3	0	0	3	0	7	-7

All times local (UTC+2)

Tuesday 22 September 2007
	Russia	1-1	France	Gijon
	Andreishan	5:32	Katie

Russia and France were playing against each other both were regional powers. It was a ok game i guess. The report was boring, though.

Tuesday 22 September 2007
	Ukraine	0-6	Finland	Barcelona
		8:55	Johansen (5), Nikki

In a brutal game, Finland defeated Ukraine 6-0. Johansen had scored a hat-trick in 1 hour. 2 Hours later, scored 2 more. Then, in the dying minutes, Nikki scored for the Finnish team. The Ukraine team was embarrassed. It was a good start for Finland though, despite not winning the 2005 Women's Euro.

Wednesday 23 September 2007
	Finland	5-5	France	Madrid
	Nikki (5)	6:00	Royal (5)

This was an OK game. First, Royal launched a missile at 5 Finnish players, Giving France a lead. Nikki reacted by throwing a grenade destroying a cannon and 5 French players. However, a no good Jack Thompson came to the stands, forcing a halt. He was shot by a guard. WBA and gamers were happy he died.

Wednesday 15 September 2007
	Russia	0-0	Ukraine	Valencia
		6:00	Johanson

Ukraine vs Russia was one of the most boring bloodbath games ever played. Everyone fell asleep. Though Shekitiku woke up and brutally murdered a Ukrainian. But Nobody saw and was 0-0. This has not happened since the 2002 Bloodbath World Cup.

Saturday 26 September 2007
	Finland	0-0	Russia	Bilbao
		4:00

In a boring game again. Nobody scored. The media reported that the players were so bored they decided to play chess and shit like that. Russia were randomly chosen to go to the next round anyways.

Sunday 27 September 2007
	Ukraine	0-1	France	Elche
		6:20	Bruni

In a okay game, Bruni had scored a kill on Ukraine. Nothing special.