Uncyclopedia:VFH/I am better than fish

Article: I am better than fish	Score: 4 people better than fish or die trying
Nominated by:	User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:09, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
For: 8	nomfor. Because I have no class and have to vote for my own shit. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:09, September 19, 2010 (UTC) For. Glub glub. Aleister 10:37 19 9 Fish are terrible, horrible creatures and they should be exterminated from the face of the earth. ~ shifty eyes (talk) (stalk) -- 20100919 - 14:29 (UTC) For. Fuck it. -- cosmic Ape (murder) (Riot Porn) 06:12, September 20, 2010 (UTC) For The missus is ashamed of mrthejizz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:24, September 20, 2010 (UTC) For. Holy shit man I am using a default for reason ++ 07:22, September 20, 2010 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:40, 22 September 2010 Despite the fact that this'll push my greatest nemesis above me in UN:HOS, I say For. --Black Flamingo 20:04, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. The idiot narrator style used here gets in the way of the article in my view. It's becoming a bit of an overused, template approach that can be applied to everything. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 06:30, September 21, 2010 (UTC) Against. Per Romartus, this is just awful. Sycamore (Talk) 07:07, September 30, 2010 (UTC) Against Beyond "meh" equals an against vote... thehallway 17:28, October 5, 2010 (UTC) Against. Per Romartus, plus the fact that this sort of thing really isn't my cup of tea. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein** 20:00, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Can't really argue with Romartus here. I've used the "idiot narrator" style in like half my articles. Maybe that's because I'm an idiot author. In either case, I like my work, but then I'm a little biased. User:Mrthejazz/sig 18:41, September 21, 2010 (UTC) I would also like to take this opportunity to agree with sycamore. Not only is this article awful, but the author is a terrible person who never brushes his teeth! He's smelly, despicable, terrible, and if I were in charge, I'd have him eliminated from the face of the earth! I heard that he watches Miley Cyrus, and aborts babies even if the mothers want to keep them. This article is so bad, that if Hitler were alive today, instead of killing jews, he'd find out the race of the author and instead try to eliminate that race from the earth. This has no value to anybody anywhere whatsoever, period. Kill it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:30, October 3, 2010 (UTC)