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| Article: HowTo:Frighten small children
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Score: 5.5 children in therapy
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Aleister
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For: 8
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 Selfish nom & Flour Expanded and reworked since its last visit here, all Mr. Johnson really wants to do is show the world that one picture. Just to frighten them. And keep them off his lawn. Aleister 12:58 20 11- For. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:59, 20 November 2010
- For. GAD Funnybony
   14:09, Nov 20 14:09, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
- For.. M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 14:39, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
- For. Why not? Style
 Guide 14:54, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
- For. for the swarm pictures alone... Dr. Fenwick 00:54, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- ' Gerrof my lawn'. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:56, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
- For. --PUTTY
  14:50, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Against: 2.5
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- against. --121.220.29.96 01:40, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. Liked it until the oversize images where the article seems to have run out of puff. Looks therefore incomplete to me. Sorry.
 RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. Hm.
 TKFU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  10:32, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
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| Comments
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- The pictures are too big. ~
 *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 19:47 (UTC)
- Hi Lyrithya, haven't said hi lately. Or anything else. Are you new here, and where are Paizuri and HELPME, what did you do with them? The pics fit my laptop screen well, and a larger screen too. So I'm thinking that they fit most screens, but not sure. Do they run off the page right on yours (my main interest is the last one, the girl, if she runs off the screen). Thanks, and I'll put a welcome message up on your talk page soon. Aleister 20:00 22 11
- Maybe, somewhere; hell if I know, you probably have a larger laptop, yes, but scrolling all the way down takes effort too... neh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 21:00 (UTC)
- Oh, I guess I should mention at some point that I'm abstaining, as opposed to just trying to be annoying. Apparently I'm doing both. Good day. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 18:32 (UTC)
- I downsized the pics and tried them on some small children. They were not scared, but just laughed at the size of the pics. I then enlarged the pics, and that scared the adults. So this was a delicate balance achieved by months of in-the-field research and exhausting stat analysis, so the eventual pic size was not random but achieved through careful thought and experimentation. And for my thousands of hours of work on the pic sizes for his page, you complain that you have to schroll down and that takes effort. I hope Chief Justice writes a page called "Fuck Lyrithya", yeah, that's what I hope happens, and I will hold my breath and stomp my feet until he does. Yeah. So there, you big meany. Aleister 13:02 29 11
Mr. Johnson will be back, and he will show you more pictures. A new picture was added yesterday! And you will see it when Mr. Johnson comes back. Let's go, Mr. Johnson, time to pack up, to retreat, only to return and fight again! Aleister 2:58 8 12
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Selfish nom & Flour Expanded and reworked since its last visit here, all Mr. Johnson really wants to do is show the world that one picture. Just to frighten them. And keep them off his lawn. 
