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| Article: GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!
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Score: 5 GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HAND(S)!!!
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Wilytank 15:00, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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For: 8
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 Nom + For. Runner up in the most recent Happy Monkey Competition and my personal favorite from the event. In my review of it, I promised I would nom this, so...--Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:00, March 25, 2011 (UTC)- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! YEEEEEES! Yes. yes. --ShabiDOO 15:07, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
- For. What features was made for. Nice work. Happy Monkey!! Now if only the winner of the first Happy Monkey contest could be featured. Happy Monkey!! Aleister 16:58 25-3-'11
- For. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:51, 26 March 2011
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- For Like anybody thought this wouldn't get featured the moment they saw who was to write it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
- For. Dr. Fenwick 00:40, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- For. I like it. I submitted this title, and M. Jazz really went above and beyond what I thought could be done with it.
 pillow talk 14:01, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Against: 3
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- I'll be honest... I'm actually getting a little tired of these. It has a nice twist, but it's just not enough. 1234 ~
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 Against. I love being a jerk! Woohoo! Naked chimpanzees! Nah, I'm kidding. I only put Against because this article's gonna win anyway. -Humorist EAEgalitarian Aspie- Against. ChiefjusticeDS 15:30, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
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| Comments
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 Abstain. Er... I like it, and that line about "I will personally murder my own five year old son" was hilarious, but I feel like that was one of the only funny parts of the whole article. It also looks ugly, and is inconsistent with itself (the sales person said he founded the company and yet he has a boss; if he founded it wouldn't he be the boss?). Anyway, sorry. -- 14:54, March 26, 2011 (UTC)- Abstain.
Author is a jerk. uncyclopedia preschool. Filial Piety is funnier. Not enough mentions of zombiebaron. User:Mrthejazz/sig19:31, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Comment. Since Foam hands have been around for at least 30 years, these prices look high.
 RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:57, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh these aren't your typical gay-ass foam hands you get to support your favorite sports team which probably sucks, these are NOVELTY! and not to mention GIANT! as opposed to your tiny regular foam hands. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:40, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Nom + For. Runner up in the most recent Happy Monkey Competition and my personal favorite from the event. In my review of it, I promised I would nom this, so...--
Against. I love being a jerk! Woohoo! Naked chimpanzees! Nah, I'm kidding. I only put Against because this article's gonna win anyway. -
Abstain. Er... I like it, and that line about "I will personally murder my own five year old son" was hilarious, but I feel like that was one of the only funny parts of the whole article. It also looks ugly, and is inconsistent with itself (the sales person said he founded the company and yet he has a boss; if he founded it wouldn't he be the boss?). Anyway, sorry. --
