Uncyclopedia:VFH/Dead monkeys

Article: Dead monkeys	Score: -4.5
Nominated by:	1 2 3 4 ~ 09:44, 13 March 2011
For: 3	What.. the... hell. 1 2 3 4 ~ 09:44, 13 March 2011 For. Bastards. -I have a talking zombie 10:10, March 13, 2011 (UTC) For. It needs a picture...i'll add one! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:38, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 7.5	Delete. Curious, yes. Feature, no. Monkeys. Aleister 13:22 13-3-'11 Against. neg TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:17, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Against. ChiefjusticePS2 21:36, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Against. Fuck this shit. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:16, March 14, 2011 (UTC) Against. 137.159.94.172 03:48, March 14, 2011 (UTC) Against. Don't see it as a feature. Perhaps if this article popped next door to illogicopedia...RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 07:16, March 14, 2011 (UTC) PLAGIARIZED. I read this years ago - I think I might have even seen it pre-1995, on paper being passed around the classroom. The text of the piece is here: [1] There are thousands of copies on the Internet: [2]. pillow talk 19:17, March 14, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate.* per Hyperbole. (talk) 19:23, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I like monkeys. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:29, 13 March 2011 I like monkeys too. But these are dead monkeys. A pic of all the dead monkeys lying on the bed might change my vote. Aleister 13:34 13-3-'11 Comment. Tsk, tsk.....You shouldn't have broken the martial law, Lyrithya. You're lucky Mr Fred Sockiopath resurrected you. Scofield 14:29, March 13, 2011 (UTC)