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| − | This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. |
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| − | *If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]]. |
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| − | *In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article. |
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| − | *It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject. |
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| − | '''Notes for posting''': |
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| − | *VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]] |
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| − | *Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page. |
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| − | *Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them. |
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| − | *Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line. |
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| − | *Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people. |
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| − | *List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''. |
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| − | *If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this |
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| − | image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). |
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| − | *Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance. |
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| − | *To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected. |
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| − | :e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>'' |
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| − | *If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time. |
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| + | ==QVFD articles== |
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| − | '''Notes for Administrators''': |
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| + | [[:User:Fish on skates/UnGames:Project Sekai]] — own user subpage |
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| − | [[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]] |
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| + | [[:Chris R.]] — vanity |
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| − | *Remember to check the page's history before deleting. |
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| + | {{redirect|Uncyopedia}} — useless |
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| − | *Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary. |
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| + | [[:File:Untitled4 20251008075222.png]] — unused for almost a month |
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| − | *If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc. |
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| + | <s>[[:User:Soviet]] — Pointless redirect</s> it does have a point -alula |
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| − | *When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box. |
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| + | [[:The Dirty Brits]] — the fuck |
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| + | [[:Steve "THE HAIR" Harrington]] |
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| + | <s>[[:Alexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things]] — SUCK!</s> ICU'd by dani -alula |
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| + | [[:File:Yaznbook-logo.jpg]] — wait why has this been here for three damn months |
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| + | {{redirect|Template:Uncord Message}} — fuck |
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| + | {{redirect|Uncord}} — useless |
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| + | [[:Agharta]] — what the shit |
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| + | [[:Twix]] — good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually |
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| + | [[:Kiub]] — most retarded shit i've seen in years |
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| + | [[:The boshin war]] — said a forbidden word (l*wkey) |
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| + | [[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood]] — page no longer exists |
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| + | [[:Codigo de hammurabi]] — what the actual fuck |
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| + | [[:File:Turb0Green.png]] — hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through |
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| + | [[:Tonks]] — euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier |
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| + | [[:The Lick]] — licked out of existance |
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| + | [[:Chiikawa]] — a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit |
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| + | [[:Price fisher]] — like this |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag]] — useless <nowiki>[[Redirect]]</nowiki> |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight]] — useless redirect |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1]] — Useless redirect |
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| + | [[:UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu]] — yet more unnews ip cruft |
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| + | [[:Amazing Rando]] — fails everything ever |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10]] — delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space ''(so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.)'' |
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| + | [[:Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky]] — fuck it ill do something else |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50]] |
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| + | ...... |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4]] |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3]] |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2]] |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1]] Every one of these pages from [[Game:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1|1]] to [[Game:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50|50]] is no longer needed |
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| + | [[:Goofy Holler Screams]] — listcruft |
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| + | [[:Petersaurus]] — good concept but yeah |
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| + | [[:Six seven]] — FUCK YOU! |
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| + | [[:Blitzkrieg Bop]] — no |
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| + | [[:Fnaf rape]] — Most retarded thing I've read in months |
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| + | [[:Is radish fruit or veggie]] — why do these keep coming back |
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| + | [[:Is sand soil]] — why does this exist again |
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| + | [[:Blogpost]] — not a blog |
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| + | <s>[[:Nick Fuentes]] — vanitycruft</s> same as below |
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| + | <s>[[:Sabonis]] — vanitycruft</s> not vanity -alula |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock]] — creator request |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview]] — CREATOR REQUEST |
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| + | [[:Ait-Ali]] — yeah |
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| + | [[:Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45]] — archived far too soon |
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| + | [[:Cabbage (slur)]] — wtf have i created |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1]] — useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin |
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| + | {{redirect|File:Cryptologswing.mp3}} — I'm useless redirect! |
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| + | [[:UnBooks:The Meme Gang]] — one line long and will probably be abandoned |
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| + | === DPL based list* === |
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| − | '''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):''' |
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| + | {{#dpl:uses=Template:QuickVFD|uses=Template:QuickVFD|nottitlematch=%Content management|noresultsheader=''No articles tagged with {{tl|QVFD}}, go find some!''}} |
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| − | *Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. |
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| + | :{{*}}{{small|Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.}} |
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| − | *Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap. |
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== Archived QuickVFD Discussions == |
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions == |
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Latest revision as of 19:09, 6 November 2025
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
User:Fish on skates/UnGames:Project Sekai — own user subpage Chris R. — vanity Uncyopedia (redirect) (delete) — useless File:Untitled4 20251008075222.png — unused for almost a monthUser:Soviet — Pointless redirectit does have a point -alula The Dirty Brits — the fuck Steve "THE HAIR" HarringtonAlexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things — SUCK!ICU'd by dani -alula File:Yaznbook-logo.jpg — wait why has this been here for three damn months Template:Uncord Message (redirect) (delete) — fuck Uncord (redirect) (delete) — useless Agharta — what the shit Twix — good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually Kiub — most retarded shit i've seen in years The boshin war — said a forbidden word (l*wkey) Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood — page no longer exists Codigo de hammurabi — what the actual fuck File:Turb0Green.png — hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through Tonks — euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier The Lick — licked out of existance Chiikawa — a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit Price fisher — like this UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag — useless [[Redirect]] UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight — useless redirect UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1 — Useless redirect UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu — yet more unnews ip cruft Amazing Rando — fails everything ever UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10 — delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space (so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.) Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky — fuck it ill do something else UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50 ...... UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1 Every one of these pages from 1 to 50 is no longer needed Goofy Holler Screams — listcruft Petersaurus — good concept but yeah Six seven — FUCK YOU! Blitzkrieg Bop — no Fnaf rape — Most retarded thing I've read in months Is radish fruit or veggie — why do these keep coming back Is sand soil — why does this exist again Blogpost — not a blogNick Fuentes — vanitycruftsame as belowSabonis — vanitycruftnot vanity -alula UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock — creator request UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview — CREATOR REQUEST Ait-Ali — yeah Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45 — archived far too soon Cabbage (slur) — wtf have i created UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1 — useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — I'm useless redirect! UnBooks:The Meme Gang — one line long and will probably be abandoned
DPL based list*
No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!
- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.