Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

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How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.

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QVFD articles

UnNews:Charlie Kirk dies from woke mind virus could you give me a reason for why it should be deleted? i don't wanna make assumptions -alula
i'm feeling like this article reflects badly on me, it's not like anything else i write and i also am feeling weird about having this on my  digital footprint since some terminally online trolls could probably harass me over this. -systemphantom @Alula:
File:Tuff diddy blud mango those who know 67 41 phonk listener effoc adrian .png — who in their right mind
Coastline paradox — huh ICU'd -alula
Helldivers 2 — kurtz-level ip cruft
File:Yee yee yee yee this one's out.png (redirect) (delete) — No, Mr. X, you did not fuck up
File:Seel.png (redirect) (delete) — Way too laggy, improved by converting to GIF
Mujibur Syad Rahman — UN:CODINE
Uncyclopedia:Charlie Kirk — UN namespace is not a notebook. use your sandbox.
Pittsburgh Steelers (redirect) (delete) — for page move
Buttfuckers — ip cruft
User:SystemPhantom/The Amazing Digital Circus — this shit sucks
UnNews:Asdfghjkldgfhdgjddhga — Keyboard-Smash Spam. i believe that's the point of that article -alula
Module:Hatnote — Unused module
An image built one pixel at a time/header — Useless redirect that takes space up
An image built one pixel at a time/footer — Useless redirect
INFINITE DIGITS — ASBOxAAT ripoff
Christophuk Yeung The Great — see codine's mum test
Category:August 1, 2025 — wrong date format
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — My turn! Why not plz stop - Dani
Talk:Gaza War (redirect) (delete) — talk page redirect
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not yeah, not happening - Dani
Grungl — oh come on kurtz
Mason — 67
File:Luna2.png — unusable file, uploader request i fixed it. it wasn't ever unusable, just too big to display a preview -alula
Thingol — i like LOTR but kurtz needs to shut the hell up
Mr penis — MOM! KURTZ IS BEING A DILDO!
Template:P64 (redirect) (delete)
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Old Version — author request
IP-tier cruft article — get the fuck out 
Are slugs made of fungus — ip cruft
DINGOLGLGLGLGLGKAFL — my balls hurt
Penis spjg — No.
Super dingus — what
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE — REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dingglonggingalongdingaglolgandlagigaligong — Is this your ban speedrun? I reccomend that you put templates like {{Eldritch Zone}} and {{Hurricane}} on admins' talkpages
Mr. balls — Kurtz?
Dumb ahh sigma — woah
Mark Carney — more ip cruft
Allan karlsson — ip cruft
User:Fish on skates/RealSig — creator request (probably gonna break something)
Uncyclopedia:Random (redirect) (delete) — Useless, author request
Gorgio International Holding — advertisment
Neil Breen — huh
UnNews:Allegations Emerge of Forced Doxorubicin Administration to Palestinian Detainees in Israel — More UnNews IP cruft
The pyro — speechless
User:Fenris2010/Jelly beans — Unnecessary redirect
UnGames:Go to Fenway/whyyou'regoingtofenway — Author request
UnNews:Ian Watkins to be Deported to Singapore — the hell
Sorry for bad english — Stub article with a bad joke gerg ICU'd it -alula
Geometry Lite — Fails the Codeine's Mum test miserably, as well as the 37 byte test
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Surprisium — author request
Talk:Vandalism Example — Talk page for a page that never existed
Nope, never, nope. — Interesting concept, irredeemable execution.
I made this page at 2 am — what the hell?
MLB Bauer Games — this is outside my pay grade, passing it onwards to somebody who knows
File:Prophecy generator screenshot.png — I was on an old version of it, ok? Shut the fuck up dani
File:A very pixilated image of what looks like a sculpture.jpg — File that appears to be unused
Désencyclopedie — Didn't pull the trigger yesterday, so get the hell out
Alulea — spam so slaughter the IP
User:Turb0-Sunrise/MBTA — author request
UnGames:GTF/Cereal (redirect) (delete) — author request
UnGames:GTF/Start (redirect) (delete) — author request
UnGames:GTF/Bed (redirect) (delete) — author request
Bilibili — Advertisment lookin hunk-a-junk that doesnt have the ability to make the kessel run doesn't meet QVFD criteria -alula
Benjamen Adebayo — What the hell
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShotToLuna — creator request
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BlownToMoccasinia — creator request
ASMR — what the hell happened here
File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect
Category:Archeologists (redirect) (delete) — Useless category, category was moved to Category:Archaeologists.
User:Fenris2010/UnGames:Liberate Moccasinia — Author request, scrapping idea because it only aligns with MITK alternate ending and not the true ending like it should.
Eromanga, Queensland — Only contributer besides Dani adding ICU (now expired) was an IP
Template:Herself — Deprecated
Template:Her — Deprecated
Template:She — Deprecated
User:OPOSSUM/ — Please delete this shitty redirect
Template:Boxing match — The template is blank and has nothing.
File:Miku minecraft movie.pdf — uploaded by accident
Shinkansen — ICU expired over a month ago 1: expired ICU tags don't go here. 2: dani forgot which month it was -alula
Tabuk — Another pointless, unfunny, almost advertising article by the same guy as Yaznbook
Yaznbook — Literally an advertisement for an obscure tech company, also no hint of funny at all. Also looks AI-written
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitTheRobbedRoad2 — creator request. also, hey that bump is shaped like a deer... dui? how about you die...
Hamsters — Needs to be deleted for page move, just a redirect

Banned for the internet — Short IP article with a bad joke
Prohibiting — What the hell
Category:Copy360 images — Image category with only 3 images, all created by me -OPOSSUM
Uncyclopedia:VFD Queue — I found this while browsing the search results of Uncyclopedia and I'm not completely sure what this is or what its purpose is.
VFU (redirect) (delete) — VFU is a pointless redirect to a long-abandoned userspace page.
VFG (redirect) (delete) — VFG is a pointless redirect to a user project that was abandoned a long time ago. linked from way too many pages to be deleted -alula
Poofod — Very similar to the previously deleted UnN
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FakeStHelens — creator request (too many choices...)
Niscoro — Huh
A story built half a word at a time — That's it I'm shutting this shit down, too many asbowaats anyway uhhhh okay? also no -alula
User:SystemPhantom/jul10userpage — send this page to the shadow realm plz ok thanks bye mwa
User:More toasters please/We Didn’t Start the Injokes — i dont want this subpage anymore
File:Unused!.mp3 — Author request
UnNews:Illegal occupation of palestine really a eugenics experiment — Ooh more unnews ip cruft
The return of penis — IPegalo Strike Back (but seriously, just putting "my balls" is not a good article, there's nothing self-referential about it, it's not funny, it's just... balls.)
File:Media-file-bluesky-750x500.png — Redundant to File:Bluesky Logo.svg
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not? I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani
I love ballz — stupid crap
Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt — stupid crab
Racist Article — 11 bytes
Template:KetchiGamble — Was a single-use template, now unused
The horror - spam
File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time...
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request.
Liminal space — expired construction tag
FedEx — expired construction tag
Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula
Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft
My Penis — his penis
Category:Tropical — empty category
File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused image
File:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio
File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused file
File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white
File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file
File:Cocococonut.png — unused file
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page
Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh?
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page? 
Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny. Too late now.
User:Venom42422 Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUM
User:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork" that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani
File:World Countries.png
Template:Text adventure.css — unused
DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam.
Xuxa Meneghel
File:Young-Zero-Two.jpg — Author request

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