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| − | This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. |
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| − | *If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]]. |
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| − | *In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article. |
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| − | *It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject. |
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| − | '''Notes for posting''': |
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| − | *VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]] |
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| − | *Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page. |
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| − | *Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them. |
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| − | *Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line. |
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| − | *Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people. |
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| − | *List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''. |
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| − | *If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this |
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| − | image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). |
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| − | *Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance. |
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| − | *To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected. |
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| − | :e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>'' |
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| − | *If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time. |
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| + | ==QVFD articles== |
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| − | '''Notes for Administrators''': |
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| + | [[:Eromanga, Queensland]] — Only contributer besides Dani adding ICU (now expired) was an IP |
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| − | [[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]] |
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| + | [[:Template:Herself]] — Deprecated |
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| − | *Remember to check the page's history before deleting. |
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| + | [[:Template:Her]] — Deprecated |
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| − | *Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary. |
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| + | [[:Template:She]] — Deprecated |
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| − | *If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc. |
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| + | [[:User:OPOSSUM/]] — Please delete this shitty redirect |
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| − | *When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box. |
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| + | [[:Template:Boxing match]] — The template is blank and has nothing. |
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| + | [[:File:Miku minecraft movie.pdf]] — uploaded by accident |
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| + | <s>[[:Shinkansen]] — ICU expired over a month ago</s> 1: expired ICU tags don't go here. 2: dani forgot which month it was -alula |
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| + | [[:Tabuk]] — Another pointless, unfunny, almost advertising article by the same guy as Yaznbook |
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| + | [[:Yaznbook]] — Literally an advertisement for an obscure tech company, also no hint of funny at all. Also looks AI-written |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitTheRobbedRoad2]] — creator request. also, hey that bump is shaped like a deer... dui? how about you die... |
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| + | [[:Hamsters]] — Needs to be deleted for page move, just a redirect |
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| + | [[:Banned for the internet]] — Short IP article with a bad joke |
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| + | [[:Prohibiting]] — What the hell |
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| + | [[:Category:Copy360 images]] — Image category with only 3 images, all created by me -OPOSSUM |
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| + | [[:Uncyclopedia:VFD Queue]] — I found this while browsing the search results of Uncyclopedia and I'm not completely sure what this is or what its purpose is. |
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| + | {{redirect|VFU}} — VFU is a pointless redirect to a long-abandoned userspace page. |
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| + | <s>{{redirect|VFG}} — VFG is a pointless redirect to a user project that was abandoned a long time ago.</s> linked from way too many pages to be deleted -alula |
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| + | [[:Poofod]] — Very similar to the previously deleted UnN |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FakeStHelens]] — creator request (too many choices...) |
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| + | [[:Niscoro]] — Huh |
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| + | <s>[[:A story built half a word at a time]] — That's it I'm shutting this shit down, too many asbowaats anyway</s> uhhhh okay? also no -alula |
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| + | [[:User:SystemPhantom/jul10userpage]] — send this page to the shadow realm plz ok thanks bye mwa |
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| + | [[:User:More toasters please/We Didn’t Start the Injokes]] — i dont want this subpage anymore |
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| + | [[:File:Unused!.mp3]] — Author request |
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| + | [[:UnNews:Illegal occupation of palestine really a eugenics experiment]] — Ooh more unnews ip cruft |
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| + | [[:The return of penis]] — IPegalo Strike Back (but seriously, just putting "my balls" is not a good article, there's nothing self-referential about it, it's not funny, it's just... balls.) |
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| + | [[:File:Media-file-bluesky-750x500.png]] — Redundant to [[:File:Bluesky Logo.svg]] |
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| + | <s>[[:Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD]] — why not?</s> I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani |
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| + | [[:I love ballz]] — stupid crap |
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| + | [[:Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt]] — stupid crab |
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| + | [[:Racist Article]] — 11 bytes |
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| + | [[:Template:KetchiGamble]] — Was a single-use template, now unused |
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| + | [[:The horror]] - spam |
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| + | {{redirect|File:Level27.jpg}} — For the final gosh dang time... |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys]] — Author request. |
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| + | [[:Liminal space]] — expired construction tag |
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| + | [[:FedEx]] — expired construction tag |
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| + | [[:Bazooka]] — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas</s> deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula |
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| + | [[:Darth Penos]] — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft |
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| + | [[:My Penis]] — his penis |
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| + | [[:Category:Tropical]] — empty category |
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| + | [[:File:I think that I feel cool!.png]] — ai unused image |
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| + | [[:File:Crayola Logo.png]] — unused file that is also a copyvio |
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| + | [[:File:Moccasinian Olympics.png]] — unused file |
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| + | [[:File:Chat chat chat.png]] — unused file and its just white |
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| + | [[:File:Gear gear gear.png]] — unused file |
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| + | [[:File:Cocococonut.png]] — unused file |
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| + | [[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr.]] — pee review for a nonexistent page |
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| + | [[:Ryder]] — Colonel kurtz? Huh? |
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| + | [[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon]] — Did you really want to get rid of this page? |
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| + | <s>[[:Template:Extended Confirmed User]] — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny.</s> Too late now. |
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| + | <s>[[:User:Venom42422]]</s> Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUM |
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| + | <s>[[:User:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play]] — Was considered "Zork"</s> that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani |
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| + | [[:File:World Countries.png]] |
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| + | [[:Template:Text adventure.css]] — unused |
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| + | [[:DaniPine3 trap]] — Petty spam. |
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| + | [[:Xuxa Meneghel]] |
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| + | === DPL based list* === |
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| − | '''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):''' |
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| + | {{#dpl:uses=Template:QuickVFD|uses=Template:QuickVFD|nottitlematch=%Content management|noresultsheader=''No articles tagged with {{tl|QVFD}}, go find some!''}} |
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| − | *Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. |
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| + | :{{*}}{{small|Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.}} |
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| − | *Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap. |
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| − | '''Today's date is <span style="color: #008000;">{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</span>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother. |
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| − | ==September 10th - give [[cock|it]] to me baby== |
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| − | [[:Russell Ingall]] |
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| − | [[:World series cricket]] |
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| − | [[:/Forum:Admin! I need help with a posting filter.]] |
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== Archived QuickVFD Discussions == |
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions == |
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Latest revision as of 00:56, 29 July 2025
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Eromanga, Queensland — Only contributer besides Dani adding ICU (now expired) was an IP Template:Herself — Deprecated Template:Her — Deprecated Template:She — Deprecated User:OPOSSUM/ — Please delete this shitty redirect Template:Boxing match — The template is blank and has nothing. File:Miku minecraft movie.pdf — uploaded by accidentShinkansen — ICU expired over a month ago1: expired ICU tags don't go here. 2: dani forgot which month it was -alula Tabuk — Another pointless, unfunny, almost advertising article by the same guy as Yaznbook Yaznbook — Literally an advertisement for an obscure tech company, also no hint of funny at all. Also looks AI-written UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitTheRobbedRoad2 — creator request. also, hey that bump is shaped like a deer... dui? how about you die... Hamsters — Needs to be deleted for page move, just a redirect Banned for the internet — Short IP article with a bad joke Prohibiting — What the hell Category:Copy360 images — Image category with only 3 images, all created by me -OPOSSUM Uncyclopedia:VFD Queue — I found this while browsing the search results of Uncyclopedia and I'm not completely sure what this is or what its purpose is. VFU (redirect) (delete) — VFU is a pointless redirect to a long-abandoned userspace page.VFG (redirect) (delete) — VFG is a pointless redirect to a user project that was abandoned a long time ago.linked from way too many pages to be deleted -alula Poofod — Very similar to the previously deleted UnN UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FakeStHelens — creator request (too many choices...) Niscoro — HuhA story built half a word at a time — That's it I'm shutting this shit down, too many asbowaats anywayuhhhh okay? also no -alula User:SystemPhantom/jul10userpage — send this page to the shadow realm plz ok thanks bye mwa User:More toasters please/We Didn’t Start the Injokes — i dont want this subpage anymore File:Unused!.mp3 — Author request UnNews:Illegal occupation of palestine really a eugenics experiment — Ooh more unnews ip cruft The return of penis — IPegalo Strike Back (but seriously, just putting "my balls" is not a good article, there's nothing self-referential about it, it's not funny, it's just... balls.) File:Media-file-bluesky-750x500.png — Redundant to File:Bluesky Logo.svgUncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not?I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani I love ballz — stupid crap Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt — stupid crab Racist Article — 11 bytes Template:KetchiGamble — Was a single-use template, now unused The horror - spam File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time... UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request. Liminal space — expired construction tag FedEx — expired construction tag Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft My Penis — his penis Category:Tropical — empty category File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused image File:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused file File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file File:Cocococonut.png — unused file Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh? UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page?Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny.Too late now.User:Venom42422Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUMUser:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork"that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani File:World Countries.png Template:Text adventure.css — unused DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam. Xuxa Meneghel
DPL based list*
No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!
- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.