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{{QVFDRules}}
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
 
   
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== QVFD articles ==
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
 
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[[:Special:WhatLinksHere/User:Gergdown/sig/winter]] &#8212; Unneeded - gerg
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
 
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[[:File:OREGONTRAIL1.png]] &#8212; Never mind
*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
 
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<s>[[:Template:Okina]] &#8212; Hell busted</s> Nevermind, OPOSSUM fixed it.
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[[:User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/S2]] &#8212; Unneeded anymore, see [[Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc]]
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[[:User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/S1]] &#8212; Unneeded anymore, see [[Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc]]
[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
 
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[[:User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/IN]] &#8212; Unneeded anymore, see [[Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc]]
'''Notes for posting''':
 
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[[:User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/CO]] &#8212; Unneeded anymore, see [[Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc]]
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
 
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[[:User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026]] &#8212; Unneeded anymore, see [[Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc]]
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
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[[:Trumplish]] &#8212; Recreation of deleted article
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
 
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{{redirect|Uncyclopedia:George Mason}} &#8212; product of a poor choice, just a useless redirect now.
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
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[[:Tourette's Syndrome/Basement Dweller]] &#8212; This sucks, author request
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
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[[:VID]] &#8212; author request apparently
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
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[[:British-Brazilian Grass War]] &#8212; not worth shit
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this
 
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{{redirect|Chanada National Anthem.mp3}} &#8212; now it's unused
image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
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<s>[[:File:Oh No Chanada.mp3]] &#8212; now all the links are gone</s>SHIT WRONG ONE
*Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
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[[:Talk:Impakt o Tirano]] &#8212; the page accompanying this has been deleted. delete it now. delete it now. delete it now. why aren't you deleting it? why do I have to qvfd it? why do I have qvfd this page?
*To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
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[[:Impakt o Tirano]] &#8212; the fuck
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
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[[:User talk:Beavis]] &#8212; one of those
*If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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[[:File:---C--Users-Administrator-Downloads-elliot.jpg]] &#8212; more dupes. tried to explain why this isn't necessary but someone w authority needs to
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[[:File:---C--Users-Administrator-Downloads-dudenamedelliot.jpg]] &#8212; this is a duplicate!
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<s>{{redirect|File:Chanada national anthem.mp3}} &#8212; aand that's the redirect made useless</s> definitely not useless, it's still linked from multiple places -alula
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[[:File:Coins.jpg]] &#8212; same name on commons
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{{redirect|Vince McMahon}} &#8212; userspace redirect
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[[:School bathroom]] &#8212; quit it
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<s>[[:The deadly sun]] &#8212; huh</s> icu'd -dani
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<s>[[:K-pop Demon Hunters]] &#8212; wasn't this a redirect? or is it a different case. either wa</s> icu'd -dani
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[[:William R. King]] &#8212; huh
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[[:UnGames:Clicker]] &#8212; Unfunny and probably unfinished. Gergdown has a better idea for this concept
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[[:File:A text-based adventure without a cool name.png]] &#8212; Crappy game logo
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[[:Category:A text-based adventure without a cool name]] &#8212; Categories that are remnants of deleted games
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[[:UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/welc]] &#8212; Even more remnants of deleted games!
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[[:UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/logo]] &#8212; More remnants of deleted games
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[[:UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/header]] &#8212; More deleted game remnants
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[[:UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/gameover]] &#8212; More remnants of deleted games
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[[:Template:TAOFseealso]] &#8212; Unused template - Well it's unused since I incinerated it
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[[:UnGames:Zork Π]] &#8212; How does this unfunny single-page crap still exist? It's a disgrace to the Zork name.
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{{redirect|UnGames:Make it to Ketchkan}} &#8212; Pointless redirect
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[[:UnGames:Launcher/armory]] &#8212; Sole remnant of a deleted game
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[[:UnGames:DailyDate]] &#8212; Rest in Panther
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[[:C-Usa]] &#8212; no
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[[:UnNews:Aid Packages to Gaza Accidentally Replaced with Nerve Gas Bombs Amid Israeli Settler Prank]] &#8212; jeff bezos buys palestine guy?
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[[:File:Viola Kim Harper's Bazaar interview January 2020.jpeg]] &#8212; Pool's closed
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[[:User:GlitchyZorua/Icons]] &#8212; This gallery is causing lag to the servers. you should probably delete it.
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[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives/01-01-25]] orphaned double redirect
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<s>{{redirect|Uncyclopedia:WHY}} &#8212; User space redirect</s> redirect changed -dani
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[[:File:Chartreux cat J adult female 001.jpg]] &#8212; exists on commons under same name
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[[:File:Firey-ice.png]] &#8212; But MK, you do know about the "Upload a new version of this file" button, right?
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[[:File:Icey-fire.png]] &#8212; Just realised I made a mistake
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[[:UnNews:China probably gonna invade taiwan by 2027]] &#8212; what the fuck
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[[User:Fish on skates/A song built one line at a time]] &#8212; orphaned redirect
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[[:User:More toasters please/A poem built one line at a time]] &#8212; Orphaned redirect
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[[Uncyclopedia:Work]] &#8212; Userspace redirect.
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[[:File:Dr rons delta.png]] &#8212; Only on my old Deltarune thingy and I don't need it anymore
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[[Uncyclopedia:JOB]] &#8212; Userspace redirect.
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[[Uncyclopedia:NMJ]] &#8212; Userspace redirect.
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<s>[[:UnNews:''British scientists from Oxford University have announced that moles begin to grow wings when exposed to daylight, allegedly due to ancient ancestors that were “somewhere between a pterodactyl and a hippopotamus.”]] &#8212; this '''''screams''''' AI</s> dani ICU'd it -alula
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[[:Category:Aracuan Fuck Insane]] &#8212; useless category
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<s>[[:User:Nacky/Phantom of the Drama]] &#8212; This one is complicated but basically it was something that had a background image like velvet to it and a light font, but it's been moved and not showing up anymore. I couldn't get it to work anymore. But it's somehere else offsite. So...</s> fixed -dani
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[[:Template:Whoops2]] &#8212; now unused
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<s>[[:Major Radish Mafia Standoff]] &#8212; what the hell</s> ICU'd -alula
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<s>[[:Template:User wants admin]] &#8212; WHY CAN'T I MOVE OVER A REDIRECT</s> i dunno -alula
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[[:File:Frodo-Gots-Da-Ring.jpg]] &#8212; Sorry to tax your patience, and while no one else may notice, there is a tiny line that I notice at the hairline. I fixed that though.
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<s>[[:UnGames:Undertale]] &#8212; Abandoned crap with barely anything to stand out from the original (based on what I've heard about it, at least.)</s> put it up for VFD instead please -alula
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[[:Template:SAFEYEAR]] &#8212; Orphaned
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<s>[[:Template:Getalias]] &#8212; Orphaned template</s> not orphaned -alula
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[[:RejectedReyna]] &#8212; huh
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[[:User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Ursa Major]] &#8212; useless redirect
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[[:User:Gergdown/Hack Someone/CSS]] &#8212; unneeded - gerg
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[[:User:Gergdown/Hack Someone]] &#8212; unneeded - gerg
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[[:User:Gergdown/MITK Song Rankings]] &#8212; unneeded - gerg
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[[:User:Gergdown/The one template used in that one doc]] &#8212; unused
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[[:User:Gergdown/rooms/styles.css]] &#8212; unused
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[[:User:Gergdown/number]] &#8212; Useless page
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<s>[[User:Hockey salmon]] &#8212; testing something</s> ok cool -alula
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[[:File:Rest in Peace Billy.png]] &#8212; Useless now
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[[:Template:Long]] &#8212; Orphaned Zana template
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[[:User:Gergdown/Video EssayRT]] &#8212; No longer needed - Gerg
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[[:User:Gergdown/GCL/Awards Revamp]] &#8212; useless
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[[:File:The-Gardener.gif]] &#8212; Yeah it's been resized and this one wouldn't be used, I would think.
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<s>[[:File:Boris Badenov.png]] &#8212; Duplicate of a Commons file of the same title</s> File is on Wikipedia, but not on Commons -dani
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[[:File:Frodo-being-Cool.jpg]] &#8212; If it's wanted on something else, then that's fine. Otherwise...
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[[:File:Merry Gergmas.jpg]] &#8212; Creator request, turns out a PNG works out just fine
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[[:File:BHGGord.png]] &#8212; stop it
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[[:File:43ba1e8b-f13d-4009-b53a-c8eb199b5b49.png]] &#8212; we don't care
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[[:Gord]] &#8212; not wikipedia's trashcan
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[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CrapGame/A]] &#8212; No longer needed
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[[Template:Bad documentation]] &#8212; broken redirect
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[[:Category:TEU]] &#8212; empty category
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{{redirect|Just kidding! This takes you to the word the!}} &#8212; useless redirect
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[[:Template:2008 Summer Olympics Countries]] &#8212; Orphaned, bud.
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[[:Template:YESTERDAY]] &#8212; Orphaned template.
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[[:Template:YESTERMONTH]] &#8212; Orphaned template.
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[[:Template:LASTYEAR]] &#8212; Orphaned template.
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[[:Template:Drep]] &#8212; Orphaned Zana template.
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[[:Template:Dr-yr]] &#8212; Orphaned admin-protected Zana template.
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[[:Template:Dr-logno]] &#8212; Would you believe me that I'm QVFD'ing an admin-protected page? That's an orphaned Zana template?
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{{redirect|Template:?!}} &#8212; Soon-to-be orphaned redirect
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[[:Template:!?]] &#8212; Orphaned template
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[[:Template:Nasdaq]] &#8212; Orphaned template
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<s>[[:The Stupidity of Humanity Through the Eyes of a Pissed Off Teenage Girl]] &#8212; holy mother of fuck</s> ICU'd -dani
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[[:Template:Superimpose2]] &#8212; Buggy as fuck, and also is unused (besides a talk page archive)
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[[:Category:Graphics templates]] &#8212; Only one template in the category
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[[:Template:Underline]] &#8212; orphaned template
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[[:Template:Columns-list]] &#8212; orphaned
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{{redirect|Template:Div col}} &#8212; soon-to-be orphaned redirect
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[[:Template:Forloop2]] &#8212; orphaned template
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[[:User talk:2600:4808:356:7E01:7B3E:52BC:5BF6:13A7]] &#8212; fuck
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<s>[[:Vandalism/example on wheels!/Readable]] &#8212; this already exists, it's called [[Vandalism/example on wheels!/Readable]]. also, this is orphaned.</s> ??? -alula
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'''oh FUCK, i was talking about [[Vandalism/example (readable)]]. please remove this comment after you trouted me - gerg'''
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[[:Template:Template fixing/fix]] &#8212; unused
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[[:Papyrus/papyrus]] &#8212; orphaned page that actually serves no purpose. the original papyrus page already had a papyrus version. they shall be the REAL royal guard!
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[[:User:Gergdown/Classical Cleaning Crew]] &#8212; foresight
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[[:Template:Thankyou]] &#8212; orphaned template
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[[:Template:Template fixing/type]] &#8212; cool idea on paper... but i fucked it up
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[[:Template:Template fixing/image]] &#8212; cool idea on paper... but i fucked it up
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[[:Мамлеев Эрик Дамирович]] &#8212; this is the english uncyclopedia, NOT the russian one. go there if you want to. but other than that, do svedanlya
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[[:User:MK/Template]] &#8212; waste of everyones collective time, sry
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[[:So Let’s Get One Thing Clear…]] &#8212; not this guy again
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[[:Luke brower]] &#8212; Is this vanity? Is it just regular retarded spam? Or is this IP Leonardo DiCaprio?
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<s>[[:Link not found]] &#8212; 33 bytes of was(s)ted space</s> made a redirect to invalid link -dani
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[[:User:Soviet/global.js]] &#8212; Pointless redirect
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[[:UnGames:Onwards to Boston/initiative]] &#8212; Unnecessary redirect
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[[:HEIL!]] &#8212; 10 bytes
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[[:User:More toasters please/Akiyama Mizuki]], [[University of Moccasinia/Gradebook]], [[University of Moccasinia/Admissions]], [[University of Moccasinia/Assignments]], [[University of Moccasinia/Assignments/-1 cubed]] &#8212; orphaned redirects
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[[:File:Boysinnaboat.png]] &#8212; accidentally uploaded this one. corrected file is named something else so this can just be deldted to save space. thx :3
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[[:File:GodzillaComparison.png]] &#8212; I made a much better one of these. This one is stupid. Even though I made it, I've been so tired, it needs to be huffed.
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[[:User:Ek/Nose Drake]] &#8212; useless redirect / page move artifact
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{{redirect|Creating User:Ek/Nose Drake}} &#8212; accident
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[[:User talk:Turb0-Sunrise/Archive2]] &#8212; not time yet
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[[:Donald Tramp (who will be a tramp with fleas into his ass and, btw, MrX filthy betrayer fuck you and die with tumor for high treason you dirty bastard and don't block page cuz you are shit as trumpshit)]] &#8212; I FUCKIN' SAID WALBRO WOUULD COME BACK
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[[:Se vedo di nuovo igniazzio che dice gombloddo demograzzia me lo ingulo a raffica e poi mi ingulo quella merda diarrea cessohitler vomito di donal trump merda e vaffanculo mister x betrayer lurido fashit merdoso devi morire bastardo]] &#8212; I FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT!
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[[:File:Raczka4.jpg]] &#8212; exists at commons
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[[:Keplar62e]] &#8212; where are my braincells. where did they go.
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[[:Really Inspiring Story]] &#8212; what the fuck
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[[:Eieio]] &#8212; what the ass
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[[:Jimmy Carter & the Horse Stealer]] &#8212; what the shit
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[[:L3/35]] &#8212; expired icu
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[[:Bradford high school]] &#8212; schoolcruft
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[[:File:7jz96c5yxjef1.png]] &#8212; panthercruft
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[[:Maharlika Highway]] &#8212; PANTHER!
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[[:Beat saber]] &#8212; why does this exist again
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[[:File:COSMIC PANTHER.png]] &#8212; unused image
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[[:File:ExplosionThingy.gif]] &#8212; Meant to make it not loop
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[[:Dicker Max]] &#8212; maybe, just maybe, worth an ICU?????
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[[:Beat saber]] &#8212; then create a new article
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[[:File:Aragorn-Be-Trippin.gif]] &#8212; If you'll notice, his head does go off screen at the end. I fixed that because why of course I did.
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[[:File:Johnny Appleseed.jpeg]] &#8212; Weird unused file
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[[:Cr7]] &#8212; gen-a craft (or, in modern words, negative aura)
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[[:Garfeldi]] &#8212; I only have one brain cell left. I lost the other one from reading this.
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<s>[[:Category:🇯🅾️🇪 🅱️🇮🇩🇳]] &#8212; Pointless category</s> doesn't meet QVFD criteria -alula
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[[:File:UNPLevel 1.png]] &#8212; unused
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[[:File:Nutshell.svg]] &#8212; this exists on commons at this exact file name
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[[:John Micers]] &#8212; IP slop.
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[[:Template:Holiday Victor]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:DS]] &#8212; orphaned
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{{redirect|Template:0}} &#8212; Deprecated '''(the redirect, not the actual template!)'''
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<s>[[:Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nobody cares about this article]] &#8212; Nomination is null & void since page is now a redirect and page that it redirects to is already features</s> added the "nomination fsiled" template; no need to straight up delete the page. -dani
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[[:UnGames talk:SimCity/agrpump]] &#8212; empty page
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[[:Template:TAWnotice]] &#8212; blank'd, orphan'd
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[[:Template:Summation]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Gcd]] &#8212; only linked to an orphaned template
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[[:Template:Rndfrac/out]] &#8212; burniate this, too
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[[:Template:Rndfrac]] &#8212; orphaned, only links to itself
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[[:Template:Days Left]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Opacity]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Commas]] &#8212; orphaned
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{{redirect|Template:OL}} &#8212; BURNIATE THIS TOO!!!!1
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[[:Template:Ordered list|Template:Flatlist/list]] &#8212; nvm delete this
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[[:Template:Deprecated]] &#8212; idiot, don't talk about mobile friendly and then add tables and other deprecated 1997 HTML bullshit you fucking ignoramus. holy fucking shit zana. i hope one day you fucking drown you fucking imbecile. okay that last part wasn't a part of the copypasta but Toaster said that. the user, not Fish on skates' previous name
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[[:Template:TOCimage/Alpha]] &#8212; its parent left it behind. now we must eat her child
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[[:Template:TOCimage]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Page/hide talk]] &#8212; unused template
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[[:Template:Listen small]] &#8212; unused template
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<s>[[:Template:Cassette]] &#8212; was gonna fix but.... yeah. unused, besides MrX's talk page archive</s> nvm i can actually fix it now
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[[:Template:Level/level]] &#8212; FAILURE.
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[[:Template:Random/kill/2]] &#8212; unneeded
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[[:Template:Forcewiki]] &#8212; epic fail!!!
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[[:Template:Nw]] &#8212; this failed
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[[:User talk:MYEVincent]] &#8212; spambot talkpage
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[[:Template:IsLeapYear]] &#8212; unused template
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[[:Template:Anchor subpage name]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Letter-replacement link]] &#8212; unused, only transcluded on other zana templates, which are also unused...
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[[:Template:Number to word]] &#8212; orphaned. also what
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{{redirect|Template:Lb}} &#8212; delete this too
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[[:Template:Line brackets]] &#8212; turns out this is actually orphaned.
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[[:Template:Sl]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:Ts/]] &#8212; orphaned.
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[[:Template:Tsl]] &#8212; orphaned 2.0
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[[:Template:Ts]] &#8212; turns out this is orphaned
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{{redirect|Template:M}} &#8212; ok you can delete this now '''(the redirect)'''
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[[:Template:Country data Newfoundland]] &#8212; secured, confirmed, and can now be huffed
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[[:Template:OWN]] &#8212; orphaned
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[[:Template:DATE]] &#8212; orphaned template
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[[:Template:Iconbox]] &#8212; useless template
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[[:Template:DEV]] &#8212; this seems more like zana's own personal template than an actual thing
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[[:Template:Iq]] &#8212; useless zana template
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[[:Template:Ht]] &#8212; wtf is this zana template??? it has zero pages linking to it, so it's useless.
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[[:Template:NWO/]] &#8212; uhh... this template links to NOTHING
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[[:File:1970s Stalin.jpg]] &#8212; unused, what a shame
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[[:Ocean Man]] &#8212; what the fuck
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[[:Texas revolution]] &#8212; here we go again
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[[:Please speed i need this]] &#8212; the fuck
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[[:Outcome Memories]] &#8212; he asked
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[[:Template:Choose]] &#8212; unused template. honestly, use {{Tl|Rand}} instead of this. this has 100 subpages btw
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[[:An image built one pixel at a time/Big/2]] &#8212; fuck
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[[:User:More toasters please/PIE!!!]] &#8212; orphaned redirect
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[[:User:More toasters please/Specific Ocean]] &#8212; orphaned redirect
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[[:User:More toasters please/sandbox]] &#8212; orphaned redirect
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[[:Template:Font2]] &#8212; this is now useless i think
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<s>{{redirect|Template:FF}} &#8212; delete for page move</s> wait no -turb0
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[[:Flame (Super Mario enemy)]] &#8212; useless things
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[[:Fireball (Super Mario enemy)]] &#8212; with these
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[[:Flame (Super Mario Enemy)]] &#8212; on here
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[[:Lava Bubble]] &#8212; is going
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[[:Podoboo]] &#8212; the fuck
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<s>[[:User:Moccasinlord]] &#8212; don't do this</s> added a template for sockpuppeting -dani
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<s>[[:Five Nights at Freddy’s]] &#8212; too short and unfunny</s> ICU'd -dani
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<s>[[:Template:Wikipediaalt]] &#8212; Unnecessary.</s> no it isn't -dani
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[[:File:Norwegian mans cart.png]] &#8212; shit
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[[:File:Roblox Nico Nazi.png]] &#8212; Unused file.
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[[:File talk:Panthers, Rise. But sung by a 8 year old.mp3]] &#8212; i assume this was also supposed to be deleted as well as the file page?
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[[:File:AragornBeTrippin.gif]] &#8212; Finally fixed this roboscope animation, now he doesn't have the weird momentary shadow over his shoulder like this one does.
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[[:Template:Uncyclopediablocked]] &#8212; Unnecessary, we have already have an infinite ban template.
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[[:File:MammothAtMtDoom.gif]] &#8212; Okay now it can be deleted. I forgot it was in my little fancy gallery.
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[[:File:Mammoth-Of-Mayhem-Mordor.gif]] &#8212; I'm fixing it, this didn't work right. I'll be back with it.
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[[:File:Osu! logo.png]] &#8212; Ziv didn't know how to upload new version of a file.
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/Editnotice]]
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[[:File:Crankprank.jpg]] &#8212; this escaped last time and makes no fucking sense
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[[:File:12713832 4c986 (1).gif]] &#8212; the fuck is this unused file
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnGames:Onwards to Boston]] &#8212; nother one
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox/]] &#8212; these are all redirects by the way
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnScripts:Midget Fights]] &#8212; nuh uh!!!
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center/User UHC]] &#8212; unneeded
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/Presidential Range]] &#8212; not needed
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down]] &#8212; not needed
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[[:User:More toasters please/A song built one line at a time]] &#8212; orphaned redirect
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<s>[[:Planet Zoo]] &#8212; didn't this already suck before</s> ICU'd by someone else. can't be bothered to check who -alula
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[[:Category:American Founding Fathers]] &#8212; unused category that already exists as [[:Category:Founding Fathers of the United States]]
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[[:File:PHOP.jpg]] &#8212; unused -turb0
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/Tinnitus]] &#8212; do not want -turb0
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[[:File:Potattle logo.jpeg]] &#8212; wikicreator shit - useless
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[[:Twisted wonderland]] &#8212; i've seen more retarded shit, but this comes pretty close to unequalled
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[[:File:Calamari Screenshot.jpg]] &#8212; Author request
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[[:File:Confused screaming.png]] &#8212; Unused file.
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<s>[[:File:GlennQuagmire.png]] &#8212; this exists. i know it does. -turb0</s> yes, it's right there -alula
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[[:Template:A/F]] &#8212; there we go
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[[:Template:Icon gallery]] &#8212; and with that, we've capitulated [[:Category:The hell-busters templates of interest]].
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{{redirect|Template:Ig}} &#8212; well, looks like we won't need this redirect in a bit
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[[:Template:Comps]] &#8212; orphaned template
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[[:Template:A/SS]] &#8212; hell busted by yours truly, gerg
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[[:Template:Float]] &#8212; unused template
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[[User:Opensource]] &#8212; Welcomed them on their user page by accident.
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[[:File:Bucky f***ing dent.png]] &#8212; i have no clue what the fuck i was going to use this for, it's been almost half a year of this existing
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[[:User:Gergdown/rooms/stylesheet.css]] &#8212; it turns out this doesn't work
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[[:User:Gergdown/Rooms/stylesheet.css]] &#8212; no longer needed - gergdown
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[[:File:Ukrainum.jpeg]] &#8212; unused file
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnNews:Yankees Suck]] &#8212; every goddamn time
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[[:Globglogabgalab]] &#8212; 0 words.
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[[:Siobion]] &#8212; oh god not the floptropicans
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[[:File:Generated Image November 21, 2025 - 5 36PM.jpeg]] &#8212; unused file
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[[:UnBooks:AI invasion in the Japanese Uncyclopedia]] &#8212; an ai generated image and nothing else
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{{redirect|Of mice and men}} &#8212; broken redirect
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[[:Uma musume]] &#8212; what in the actual shit
  +
[[:User:Ean/Inventors of the alphabet]] &#8212; requested by author
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<s>[[User:Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao]] - Useless redirect</s> no this is actually really useful -alula
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[[:Category:7 November 2025]] &#8212; unused
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<s>[[:A story built one character at a time]] &#8212; oh god not another one</s> You got a problem with [[Special:diff/6247500|this style of writing]], [[nobody cares]] -L10n
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[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/The Hunt for Red Soxtober: A Bostonian's Diary]] &#8212; this aged well
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[[:Template:A/I]] &#8212; now useless
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[[:User:OPOSSUM/delete]]
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[[:Lamine yamal]] &#8212; big dick, like you, mister immense penis
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[[:Oviul Maruf]] &#8212; copypasted wikipedia article, i don't even need to search for it
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[[:File:Panthers, Rise. But sung by a 8 year old.mp3]] &#8212; i really hope this isnt their actual voice. revision delete this shit, for the love of god. please. '''Seriously, it sounds like a younglings voice. it doesn't sound AI generated, and for the safety of its author, it should be wiped off of the servers, ASAP.'''
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[[:File:A woman who looks at something while looking at her phone.png]] &#8212; unused
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[[:File:17533427822599188829974256150200.jpg]] &#8212; the fuck is this unused file
  +
[[:Pug dance]] &#8212; what the fuck
  +
[[:Hitman1 gaming]] &#8212; no you
  +
[[:User:Gergdown/GCLTemplate]] &#8212; useless redirect
  +
{{redirect|Category:Uncyclopedia screenshot}} &#8212; empty category redirect
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[[:User:Gergdown/UnVoyage:Vancouver]] &#8212; unused, abandoned
  +
[[:User:Gergdown/Arr2]] &#8212; useless
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[[:User:Gergdown/Gerg's CSS Lab/Template:Awards Revamp B/]] &#8212; outlived its purpose
  +
[[:Chaos chaos]] &#8212; ah hell nah we have ip-craft deltarot now
  +
[[:File:Femina perversa.jpg]] &#8212; more crocottacruft
  +
[[:File:淑女.jpeg]] &#8212; crocottacruft
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[[:Uncyclopedia Hates Humor]] &#8212; when the ICU is longer than the article: (no but seriously leave it on the talkpage instead of an undeserved ICU)
  +
[[:UnNews:Scientists discover that concrete is edible]] &#8212; did they discover that leaving the blank template is bad?
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[[:UnNews:Scientists discover the potato god Potaculoues's fossil!]] &#8212; what in the fuck
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[[:Car Seat Headrest]] &#8212; run-of-the-mill bandcruft
  +
<s>[[:AMD]] &#8212; this article is shit. shit is Wikipedia. wikipedia is founded by jimbo wales. jimbo wales is an asshole. assholes are most wikipedians. wikipedians use Wikipedia...</s> in the ICUs -alula
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Subpages of [[UnGames:Rock, Paper, Scissors]], an inferior humor-less version of [[UnGames:Rock-paper-scissors]]. The main page can be kept as a redirect though.
  +
[[:File:UFA MAP.png]] &#8212; Unused file
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{{redirect|Template:Dab}} &#8212; useless once somebody gets rid of the one on [[Paradise Lost]]
  +
[[:Jan Mayen Royal Military]] &#8212; as the creator of this article, i'm gonna merge this into jan mayen ''(reason: it's better to have one unified article rather than having several articles nobody will care about)''
  +
{{redirect|Category:Onwards to Boston Music}} &#8212; EVIL CATEGORY REDIRECT
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{{redirect|Category:Onwards to Boston images}} &#8212; EVIL redirect category
  +
[[:User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Six Swan]] &#8212; okay i thought i was gonna be funny making fun out of brain rot but now my brain's hurting. please remove this oh god my brain actually hurts from reading this oh shit
  +
[[:Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/OPOSSUM]] &#8212; Just realized that I should only have 2.5 due to DaniPine3's contributions to the moccasins article.
  +
[[:User:Turb0-Sunrise/Featuredarticle]] &#8212; fuck
  +
[[:UnGames:Onwards to Boston/house2]] &#8212; Should be deleted along with the rest of the OTB/BIB redirects.
  +
[[:UnGames:Onwards to Boston/bear]] &#8212; Deprecate!
  +
[[:User:Gergdown/bibcount]] &#8212; bible
  +
[[:User:Gergdown/sandbox/Actual Sandbox/Rules/Lol]] &#8212; useless redirect
  +
[[:UnGames:Onwards to Boston/Moccasinia]] &#8212; Redirects to a nonexistent page
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[[:User:Gergdown/Gregpedia/New page intro]] &#8212; useless
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[[:User:Gergdown/You Will Eat Ze Bugs]] &#8212; lived its purpose
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<s>[[:Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD]] &#8212; I ought to do it eventually.</s> no
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[[:Megumi fushigoro]] &#8212; Would be even less funny without the missing letters
  +
[[:The People's Republic of Cork]] &#8212; More countrycruft
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[[:Jon Ossoff]]
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[[:Big Nig]] &#8212; Why?
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[[:Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore]] &#8212; Ip craft
  +
{{redirect|UnGames:Guess your race-African}} &#8212; Deprecated redirect
  +
[[:Alula]] &#8212; More Alula slander
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[[:File:Chess 0o.png]]
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[[:File:Chess 0b.png]] &#8212; Wrong file format
  +
[[:User:Fish on skates/UnGames:Project Sekai]] &#8212; own user subpage
  +
[[:Chris R.]] &#8212; vanity
  +
{{redirect|Uncyopedia}} &#8212; useless
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[[:File:Untitled4 20251008075222.png]] &#8212; unused for almost a month
  +
<s>[[:User:Soviet]] &#8212; Pointless redirect</s> it does have a point -alula
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[[:The Dirty Brits]] &#8212; the fuck
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[[:Steve "THE HAIR" Harrington]]
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<s>[[:Alexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things]] &#8212; SUCK!</s> ICU'd by dani -alula
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[[:File:Yaznbook-logo.jpg]] &#8212; wait why has this been here for three damn months
  +
{{redirect|Template:Uncord Message}} &#8212; fuck
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{{redirect|Uncord}} &#8212; useless
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[[:Agharta]] &#8212; what the shit
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[[:Twix]] &#8212; good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually
  +
[[:Kiub]] &#8212; most retarded shit i've seen in years
  +
[[:The boshin war]] &#8212; said a forbidden word (l*wkey)
  +
[[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood]] &#8212; page no longer exists
  +
[[:Codigo de hammurabi]] &#8212; what the actual fuck
  +
[[:File:Turb0Green.png]] &#8212; hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through
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[[:Tonks]] &#8212; euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier
  +
[[:The Lick]] &#8212; licked out of existance
  +
[[:Chiikawa]] &#8212; a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit
  +
[[:Price fisher]] &#8212; like this
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag]] &#8212; useless <nowiki>[[Redirect]]</nowiki>
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight]] &#8212; useless redirect
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1]] &#8212; Useless redirect
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[[:UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu]] &#8212; yet more unnews ip cruft
  +
[[:Amazing Rando]] &#8212; fails everything ever
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10]] &#8212; delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space ''(so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.)''
  +
[[:Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky]] &#8212; fuck it ill do something else
  +
[[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50]]
  +
......
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[[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4]]
  +
[[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3]]
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[[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2]]
  +
[[:UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1]] Every one of these pages from [[Game:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1|1]] to [[Game:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50|50]] is no longer needed
  +
[[:Goofy Holler Screams]] &#8212; listcruft
  +
[[:Petersaurus]] &#8212; good concept but yeah
  +
[[:Six seven]] &#8212; FUCK YOU!
  +
[[:Blitzkrieg Bop]] &#8212; no
  +
[[:Fnaf rape]] &#8212; Most retarded thing I've read in months
  +
[[:Is radish fruit or veggie]] &#8212; why do these keep coming back
  +
[[:Is sand soil]] &#8212; why does this exist again
  +
[[:Blogpost]] &#8212; not a blog
  +
<s>[[:Nick Fuentes]] &#8212; vanitycruft</s> same as below
  +
<s>[[:Sabonis]] &#8212; vanitycruft</s> not vanity -alula
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock]] &#8212; creator request
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview]] &#8212; CREATOR REQUEST
  +
[[:Ait-Ali]] &#8212; yeah
  +
[[:Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45]] &#8212; archived far too soon
  +
[[:Cabbage (slur)]] &#8212; wtf have i created
  +
[[:UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1]] &#8212; useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin
  +
{{redirect|File:Cryptologswing.mp3}} &#8212; I'm useless redirect!
  +
[[:UnBooks:The Meme Gang]] &#8212; one line long and will probably be abandoned
   
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=== DPL based list ===
'''Notes for Administrators''':
 
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Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
 
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
 
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
 
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
 
*When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box.
 
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'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
 
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
 
*Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
 
 
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'''Today's date is <span style="color: #008000;">{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</span>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
 
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==September 10th - give [[cock|it]] to me baby==
 
[[:My Name Is Earl]]
 
 
[[:Russell Ingall]]
 
[[:World series cricket]]
 
[[:/Forum:Admin! I need help with a posting filter.]]
 
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==

Latest revision as of 19:31, 10 January 2026

Crossed out rubbish bin.svg Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Crossed out rubbish bin.svg Notes for posting
The QVFD process
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  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
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  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
  • If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Crossed out rubbish bin.svg Notes for Administrators
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
Crossed out rubbish bin.svg How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)
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QVFD articles

Special:WhatLinksHere/User:Gergdown/sig/winter — Unneeded - gerg
File:OREGONTRAIL1.png — Never mind
Template:Okina — Hell busted Nevermind, OPOSSUM fixed it.
User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/S2 — Unneeded anymore, see Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc
User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/S1 — Unneeded anymore, see Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc
User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/IN — Unneeded anymore, see Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc
User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026/CO — Unneeded anymore, see Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc
User:Gergdown/Agenda 2026 — Unneeded anymore, see Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc
Trumplish — Recreation of deleted article
Uncyclopedia:George Mason (redirect) (delete) — product of a poor choice, just a useless redirect now.
Tourette's Syndrome/Basement Dweller — This sucks, author request
VID — author request apparently
British-Brazilian Grass War — not worth shit
Chanada National Anthem.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — now it's unused
File:Oh No Chanada.mp3 — now all the links are goneSHIT WRONG ONE
Talk:Impakt o Tirano — the page accompanying this has been deleted. delete it now. delete it now. delete it now. why aren't you deleting it? why do I have to qvfd it? why do I have qvfd this page? 
Impakt o Tirano — the fuck
User talk:Beavis — one of those
File:---C--Users-Administrator-Downloads-elliot.jpg — more dupes. tried to explain why this isn't necessary but someone w authority needs to
File:---C--Users-Administrator-Downloads-dudenamedelliot.jpg — this is a duplicate!
File:Chanada national anthem.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — aand that's the redirect made useless definitely not useless, it's still linked from multiple places -alula
File:Coins.jpg — same name on commons
Vince McMahon (redirect) (delete) — userspace redirect
School bathroom — quit it
The deadly sun — huh icu'd -dani
K-pop Demon Hunters — wasn't this a redirect? or is it a different case. either wa icu'd -dani 
William R. King — huh
UnGames:Clicker — Unfunny and probably unfinished. Gergdown has a better idea for this concept
File:A text-based adventure without a cool name.png — Crappy game logo
Category:A text-based adventure without a cool name — Categories that are remnants of deleted games
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/welc — Even more remnants of deleted games!
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/logo — More remnants of deleted games
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/header — More deleted game remnants
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/gameover — More remnants of deleted games
Template:TAOFseealso — Unused template - Well it's unused since I incinerated it
UnGames:Zork Π — How does this unfunny single-page crap still exist? It's a disgrace to the Zork name.
UnGames:Make it to Ketchkan (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect
UnGames:Launcher/armory — Sole remnant of a deleted game
UnGames:DailyDate — Rest in Panther
C-Usa — no
UnNews:Aid Packages to Gaza Accidentally Replaced with Nerve Gas Bombs Amid Israeli Settler Prank — jeff bezos buys palestine guy?
File:Viola Kim Harper's Bazaar interview January 2020.jpeg — Pool's closed
User:GlitchyZorua/Icons — This gallery is causing lag to the servers. you should probably delete it.
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives/01-01-25 orphaned double redirect 
Uncyclopedia:WHY (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect redirect changed -dani
File:Chartreux cat J adult female 001.jpg — exists on commons under same name
File:Firey-ice.png — But MK, you do know about the "Upload a new version of this file" button, right?
File:Icey-fire.png — Just realised I made a mistake
UnNews:China probably gonna invade taiwan by 2027 — what the fuck
User:Fish on skates/A song built one line at a time — orphaned redirect 
User:More toasters please/A poem built one line at a time — Orphaned redirect
Uncyclopedia:Work — Userspace redirect.
File:Dr rons delta.png — Only on my old Deltarune thingy and I don't need it anymore
Uncyclopedia:JOB — Userspace redirect.
Uncyclopedia:NMJ — Userspace redirect.
UnNews:''British scientists from Oxford University have announced that moles begin to grow wings when exposed to daylight, allegedly due to ancient ancestors that were “somewhere between a pterodactyl and a hippopotamus.” — this screams AI dani ICU'd it -alula
Category:Aracuan Fuck Insane — useless category
User:Nacky/Phantom of the Drama — This one is complicated but basically it was something that had a background image like velvet to it and a light font, but it's been moved and not showing up anymore. I couldn't get it to work anymore. But it's somehere else offsite. So... fixed -dani
Template:Whoops2 — now unused
Major Radish Mafia Standoff — what the hell ICU'd -alula
Template:User wants admin — WHY CAN'T I MOVE OVER A REDIRECT i dunno -alula
File:Frodo-Gots-Da-Ring.jpg — Sorry to tax your patience, and while no one else may notice, there is a tiny line that I notice at the hairline. I fixed that though.
UnGames:Undertale — Abandoned crap with barely anything to stand out from the original (based on what I've heard about it, at least.) put it up for VFD instead please -alula
Template:SAFEYEAR — Orphaned
Template:Getalias — Orphaned template not orphaned -alula
RejectedReyna — huh
User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Ursa Major — useless redirect
User:Gergdown/Hack Someone/CSS — unneeded - gerg
User:Gergdown/Hack Someone — unneeded - gerg
User:Gergdown/MITK Song Rankings — unneeded - gerg
User:Gergdown/The one template used in that one doc — unused
User:Gergdown/rooms/styles.css — unused
User:Gergdown/number — Useless page
User:Hockey salmon — testing something ok cool -alula
File:Rest in Peace Billy.png — Useless now
Template:Long — Orphaned Zana template
User:Gergdown/Video EssayRT — No longer needed - Gerg
User:Gergdown/GCL/Awards Revamp — useless
File:The-Gardener.gif — Yeah it's been resized and this one wouldn't be used, I would think.
File:Boris Badenov.png — Duplicate of a Commons file of the same title File is on Wikipedia, but not on Commons -dani
File:Frodo-being-Cool.jpg — If it's wanted on something else, then that's fine. Otherwise...
File:Merry Gergmas.jpg — Creator request, turns out a PNG works out just fine
File:BHGGord.png — stop it
File:43ba1e8b-f13d-4009-b53a-c8eb199b5b49.png — we don't care
Gord — not wikipedia's trashcan
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CrapGame/A — No longer needed
Template:Bad documentation — broken redirect 
Category:TEU — empty category
Just kidding! This takes you to the word the! (redirect) (delete) — useless redirect
Template:2008 Summer Olympics Countries — Orphaned, bud.
Template:YESTERDAY — Orphaned template.
Template:YESTERMONTH — Orphaned template.
Template:LASTYEAR — Orphaned template.
Template:Drep — Orphaned Zana template.
Template:Dr-yr — Orphaned admin-protected Zana template.
Template:Dr-logno — Would you believe me that I'm QVFD'ing an admin-protected page? That's an orphaned Zana template?
Template:?! (redirect) (delete) — Soon-to-be orphaned redirect
Template:!? — Orphaned template
Template:Nasdaq — Orphaned template
The Stupidity of Humanity Through the Eyes of a Pissed Off Teenage Girl — holy mother of fuck ICU'd -dani
Template:Superimpose2 — Buggy as fuck, and also is unused (besides a talk page archive)
Category:Graphics templates — Only one template in the category
Template:Underline — orphaned template
Template:Columns-list — orphaned
Template:Div col (redirect) (delete) — soon-to-be orphaned redirect
Template:Forloop2 — orphaned template
User talk:2600:4808:356:7E01:7B3E:52BC:5BF6:13A7 — fuck
Vandalism/example on wheels!/Readable — this already exists, it's called Vandalism/example on wheels!/Readable. also, this is orphaned. ??? -alula
oh FUCK, i was talking about Vandalism/example (readable). please remove this comment after you trouted me - gerg
Template:Template fixing/fix — unused
Papyrus/papyrus — orphaned page that actually serves no purpose. the original papyrus page already had a papyrus version. they shall be the REAL royal guard!
User:Gergdown/Classical Cleaning Crew — foresight
Template:Thankyou — orphaned template
Template:Template fixing/type — cool idea on paper... but i fucked it up
Template:Template fixing/image — cool idea on paper... but i fucked it up
Мамлеев Эрик Дамирович — this is the english uncyclopedia, NOT the russian one. go there if you want to. but other than that, do svedanlya
User:MK/Template — waste of everyones collective time, sry
So Let’s Get One Thing Clear… — not this guy again
Luke brower — Is this vanity? Is it just regular retarded spam? Or is this IP Leonardo DiCaprio?
Link not found — 33 bytes of was(s)ted space made a redirect to invalid link -dani
User:Soviet/global.js — Pointless redirect
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/initiative — Unnecessary redirect
HEIL! — 10 bytes
User:More toasters please/Akiyama Mizuki, University of Moccasinia/Gradebook, University of Moccasinia/Admissions, University of Moccasinia/Assignments, University of Moccasinia/Assignments/-1 cubed — orphaned redirects
File:Boysinnaboat.png — accidentally uploaded this one. corrected file is named something else so this can just be deldted to save space. thx :3
File:GodzillaComparison.png — I made a much better one of these. This one is stupid. Even though I made it, I've been so tired, it needs to be huffed.
User:Ek/Nose Drake — useless redirect / page move artifact
Creating User:Ek/Nose Drake (redirect) (delete) — accident
User talk:Turb0-Sunrise/Archive2 — not time yet
Donald Tramp (who will be a tramp with fleas into his ass and, btw, MrX filthy betrayer fuck you and die with tumor for high treason you dirty bastard and don't block page cuz you are shit as trumpshit) — I FUCKIN' SAID WALBRO WOUULD COME BACK
Se vedo di nuovo igniazzio che dice gombloddo demograzzia me lo ingulo a raffica e poi mi ingulo quella merda diarrea cessohitler vomito di donal trump merda e vaffanculo mister x betrayer lurido fashit merdoso devi morire bastardo — I FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT!
File:Raczka4.jpg — exists at commons
Keplar62e — where are my braincells. where did they go.
Really Inspiring Story — what the fuck 
Eieio — what the ass
Jimmy Carter & the Horse Stealer — what the shit
L3/35 — expired icu
Bradford high school — schoolcruft
File:7jz96c5yxjef1.png — panthercruft
Maharlika Highway — PANTHER!
Beat saber — why does this exist again
File:COSMIC PANTHER.png — unused image
File:ExplosionThingy.gif — Meant to make it not loop
Dicker Max — maybe, just maybe, worth an ICU?????
Beat saber — then create a new article
File:Aragorn-Be-Trippin.gif — If you'll notice, his head does go off screen at the end. I fixed that because why of course I did.
File:Johnny Appleseed.jpeg — Weird unused file
Cr7 — gen-a craft (or, in modern words, negative aura)
Garfeldi — I only have one brain cell left. I lost the other one from reading this.
Category:🇯🅾️🇪 🅱️🇮🇩🇳 — Pointless category doesn't meet QVFD criteria -alula
File:UNPLevel 1.png — unused
File:Nutshell.svg — this exists on commons at this exact file name
John Micers — IP slop.
Template:Holiday Victor — orphaned
Template:DS — orphaned
Template:0 (redirect) (delete) — Deprecated (the redirect, not the actual template!)
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nobody cares about this article — Nomination is null & void since page is now a redirect and page that it redirects to is already features added the "nomination fsiled" template; no need to straight up delete the page. -dani
UnGames talk:SimCity/agrpump — empty page
Template:TAWnotice — blank'd, orphan'd
Template:Summation — orphaned
Template:Gcd — only linked to an orphaned template
Template:Rndfrac/out — burniate this, too
Template:Rndfrac — orphaned, only links to itself
Template:Days Left — orphaned
Template:Opacity — orphaned
Template:Commas — orphaned
Template:OL (redirect) (delete) — BURNIATE THIS TOO!!!!1
Template:Flatlist/list — nvm delete this
Template:Deprecated — idiot, don't talk about mobile friendly and then add tables and other deprecated 1997 HTML bullshit you fucking ignoramus. holy fucking shit zana. i hope one day you fucking drown you fucking imbecile. okay that last part wasn't a part of the copypasta but Toaster said that. the user, not Fish on skates' previous name
Template:TOCimage/Alpha — its parent left it behind. now we must eat her child
Template:TOCimage — orphaned
Template:Page/hide talk — unused template
Template:Listen small — unused template
Template:Cassette — was gonna fix but.... yeah. unused, besides MrX's talk page archive nvm i can actually fix it now
Template:Level/level — FAILURE.
Template:Random/kill/2 — unneeded
Template:Forcewiki — epic fail!!!
Template:Nw — this failed
User talk:MYEVincent — spambot talkpage
Template:IsLeapYear — unused template
Template:Anchor subpage name — orphaned
Template:Letter-replacement link — unused, only transcluded on other zana templates, which are also unused...
Template:Number to word — orphaned. also what
Template:Lb (redirect) (delete) — delete this too
Template:Line brackets — turns out this is actually orphaned.
Template:Sl — orphaned
Template:Ts/ — orphaned.
Template:Tsl — orphaned 2.0
Template:Ts — turns out this is orphaned
Template:M (redirect) (delete) — ok you can delete this now (the redirect)
Template:Country data Newfoundland — secured, confirmed, and can now be huffed
Template:OWN — orphaned
Template:DATE — orphaned template
Template:Iconbox — useless template
Template:DEV — this seems more like zana's own personal template than an actual thing
Template:Iq — useless zana template
Template:Ht — wtf is this zana template??? it has zero pages linking to it, so it's useless.
Template:NWO/ — uhh... this template links to NOTHING
File:1970s Stalin.jpg — unused, what a shame
Ocean Man — what the fuck
Texas revolution — here we go again
Please speed i need this — the fuck
Outcome Memories — he asked
Template:Choose — unused template. honestly, use {{Rand}} instead of this. this has 100 subpages btw
An image built one pixel at a time/Big/2 — fuck
User:More toasters please/PIE!!! — orphaned redirect
User:More toasters please/Specific Ocean — orphaned redirect
User:More toasters please/sandbox — orphaned redirect
Template:Font2 — this is now useless i think
Template:FF (redirect) (delete) — delete for page move wait no -turb0
Flame (Super Mario enemy) — useless things
Fireball (Super Mario enemy) — with these
Flame (Super Mario Enemy) — on here
Lava Bubble — is going
Podoboo — the fuck
User:Moccasinlord — don't do this added a template for sockpuppeting -dani
Five Nights at Freddy’s — too short and unfunny ICU'd -dani
Template:Wikipediaalt — Unnecessary. no it isn't -dani
File:Norwegian mans cart.png — shit
File:Roblox Nico Nazi.png — Unused file.
File talk:Panthers, Rise. But sung by a 8 year old.mp3 — i assume this was also supposed to be deleted as well as the file page?
File:AragornBeTrippin.gif — Finally fixed this roboscope animation, now he doesn't have the weird momentary shadow over his shoulder like this one does.
Template:Uncyclopediablocked — Unnecessary, we have already have an infinite ban template. 
File:MammothAtMtDoom.gif — Okay now it can be deleted. I forgot it was in my little fancy gallery.
File:Mammoth-Of-Mayhem-Mordor.gif — I'm fixing it, this didn't work right. I'll be back with it.
File:Osu! logo.png — Ziv didn't know how to upload new version of a file.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Editnotice
File:Crankprank.jpg — this escaped last time and makes no fucking sense
File:12713832 4c986 (1).gif — the fuck is this unused file
User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnGames:Onwards to Boston — nother one
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox/ — these are all redirects by the way
User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnScripts:Midget Fights — nuh uh!!!
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center/User UHC — unneeded
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Presidential Range — not needed
User:Turb0-Sunrise/HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down — not needed
User:More toasters please/A song built one line at a time — orphaned redirect
Planet Zoo — didn't this already suck before ICU'd by someone else. can't be bothered to check who -alula
Category:American Founding Fathers — unused category that already exists as Category:Founding Fathers of the United States
File:PHOP.jpg — unused -turb0
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Tinnitus — do not want -turb0
File:Potattle logo.jpeg — wikicreator shit - useless
Twisted wonderland — i've seen more retarded shit, but this comes pretty close to unequalled
File:Calamari Screenshot.jpg — Author request
File:Confused screaming.png — Unused file.
File:GlennQuagmire.png — this exists. i know it does. -turb0 yes, it's right there -alula
Template:A/F — there we go
Template:Icon gallery — and with that, we've capitulated Category:The hell-busters templates of interest.
Template:Ig (redirect) (delete) — well, looks like we won't need this redirect in a bit
Template:Comps — orphaned template
Template:A/SS — hell busted by yours truly, gerg
Template:Float — unused template
User:Opensource — Welcomed them on their user page by accident.
File:Bucky f***ing dent.png — i have no clue what the fuck i was going to use this for, it's been almost half a year of this existing
User:Gergdown/rooms/stylesheet.css — it turns out this doesn't work
User:Gergdown/Rooms/stylesheet.css — no longer needed - gergdown
File:Ukrainum.jpeg — unused file
User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnNews:Yankees Suck — every goddamn time
Globglogabgalab — 0 words.
Siobion — oh god not the floptropicans
File:Generated Image November 21, 2025 - 5 36PM.jpeg — unused file
UnBooks:AI invasion in the Japanese Uncyclopedia — an ai generated image and nothing else
Of mice and men (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
Uma musume — what in the actual shit
User:Ean/Inventors of the alphabet — requested by author
User:Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao - Useless redirect no this is actually really useful -alula
Category:7 November 2025 — unused
A story built one character at a time — oh god not another one You got a problem with this style of writing, nobody cares -L10n
User:Turb0-Sunrise/The Hunt for Red Soxtober: A Bostonian's Diary — this aged well
Template:A/I — now useless
User:OPOSSUM/delete
Lamine yamal — big dick, like you, mister immense penis
Oviul Maruf — copypasted wikipedia article, i don't even need to search for it
File:Panthers, Rise. But sung by a 8 year old.mp3 — i really hope this isnt their actual voice. revision delete this shit, for the love of god. please. Seriously, it sounds like a younglings voice. it doesn't sound AI generated, and for the safety of its author, it should be wiped off of the servers, ASAP.
File:A woman who looks at something while looking at her phone.png — unused
File:17533427822599188829974256150200.jpg — the fuck is this unused file
Pug dance — what the fuck
Hitman1 gaming — no you
User:Gergdown/GCLTemplate — useless redirect
Category:Uncyclopedia screenshot (redirect) (delete) — empty category redirect
User:Gergdown/UnVoyage:Vancouver — unused, abandoned
User:Gergdown/Arr2 — useless
User:Gergdown/Gerg's CSS Lab/Template:Awards Revamp B/ — outlived its purpose
Chaos chaos — ah hell nah we have ip-craft deltarot now
File:Femina perversa.jpg — more crocottacruft
File:淑女.jpeg — crocottacruft
Uncyclopedia Hates Humor — when the ICU is longer than the article: (no but seriously leave it on the talkpage instead of an undeserved ICU)
UnNews:Scientists discover that concrete is edible — did they discover that leaving the blank template is bad?
UnNews:Scientists discover the potato god Potaculoues's fossil! — what in the fuck
Car Seat Headrest — run-of-the-mill bandcruft
AMD — this article is shit. shit is Wikipedia. wikipedia is founded by jimbo wales. jimbo wales is an asshole. assholes are most wikipedians. wikipedians use Wikipedia... in the ICUs -alula
Subpages of UnGames:Rock, Paper, Scissors, an inferior humor-less version of UnGames:Rock-paper-scissors. The main page can be kept as a redirect though.
File:UFA MAP.png — Unused file
Template:Dab (redirect) (delete) — useless once somebody gets rid of the one on Paradise Lost
Jan Mayen Royal Military — as the creator of this article, i'm gonna merge this into jan mayen (reason: it's better to have one unified article rather than having several articles nobody will care about)
Category:Onwards to Boston Music (redirect) (delete) — EVIL CATEGORY REDIRECT
Category:Onwards to Boston images (redirect) (delete) — EVIL redirect category
User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Six Swan — okay i thought i was gonna be funny making fun out of brain rot but now my brain's hurting. please remove this oh god my brain actually hurts from reading this oh shit
Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/OPOSSUM — Just realized that I should only have 2.5 due to DaniPine3's contributions to the moccasins article.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Featuredarticle — fuck
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/house2 — Should be deleted along with the rest of the OTB/BIB redirects.
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/bear — Deprecate!
User:Gergdown/bibcount — bible
User:Gergdown/sandbox/Actual Sandbox/Rules/Lol — useless redirect
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/Moccasinia — Redirects to a nonexistent page
User:Gergdown/Gregpedia/New page intro — useless
User:Gergdown/You Will Eat Ze Bugs — lived its purpose
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — I ought to do it eventually. no
Megumi fushigoro — Would be even less funny without the missing letters
The People's Republic of Cork — More countrycruft
Jon Ossoff
Big Nig — Why?
Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore — Ip craft
UnGames:Guess your race-African (redirect) (delete) — Deprecated redirect
Alula — More Alula slander
File:Chess 0o.png
File:Chess 0b.png — Wrong file format
User:Fish on skates/UnGames:Project Sekai — own user subpage
Chris R. — vanity
Uncyopedia (redirect) (delete) — useless
File:Untitled4 20251008075222.png — unused for almost a month
User:Soviet — Pointless redirect it does have a point -alula
The Dirty Brits — the fuck
Steve "THE HAIR" Harrington
Alexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things — SUCK! ICU'd by dani -alula
File:Yaznbook-logo.jpg — wait why has this been here for three damn months
Template:Uncord Message (redirect) (delete) — fuck
Uncord (redirect) (delete) — useless
Agharta — what the shit
Twix — good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually
Kiub — most retarded shit i've seen in years
The boshin war — said a forbidden word (l*wkey)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood — page no longer exists
Codigo de hammurabi — what the actual fuck
File:Turb0Green.png — hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through
Tonks — euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier
The Lick — licked out of existance
Chiikawa — a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit
Price fisher — like this
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag — useless [[Redirect]]
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight — useless redirect
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1 — Useless redirect
UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu — yet more unnews ip cruft
Amazing Rando — fails everything ever
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10 — delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space (so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.)
Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky — fuck it ill do something else
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50
......
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1 Every one of these pages from 1 to 50 is no longer needed
Goofy Holler Screams — listcruft
Petersaurus — good concept but yeah
Six seven — FUCK YOU!
Blitzkrieg Bop — no
Fnaf rape — Most retarded thing I've read in months
Is radish fruit or veggie — why do these keep coming back
Is sand soil — why does this exist again
Blogpost — not a blog
Nick Fuentes — vanitycruft same as below
Sabonis — vanitycruft not vanity -alula
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock — creator request
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview — CREATOR REQUEST
Ait-Ali — yeah
Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45 — archived far too soon
Cabbage (slur) — wtf have i created
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1 — useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin
File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — I'm useless redirect!
UnBooks:The Meme Gang — one line long and will probably be abandoned

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