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"William Laughspeare" just isn't up to the usual Uncyclopedian standard of quality... 750px-High voltage warning.svg.png Martin Ultima, President of the Galaxy [ complaints dept. - deep thought - infinite improbability drive ] 02:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Got any better ideas? ~ Tophatsig.png 02:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
I think it might actually work better just using Shakespeare himself – after all, everything on Uncyclopedia was purportedly written by Oscar Wilde, so why not use the real playwright for UnScripts? 750px-High voltage warning.svg.png Martin Ultima, President of the Galaxy [ complaints dept. - deep thought - infinite improbability drive ] 20:51, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Originally I changed the name to "Laughspeare" because of Shakespeare's association with Drama. But, I've changed it, and I'll see how it goes... --~ Tophatsig.png 16:05, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
OK, I think it works a lot better now... (I dunno, I've just always thought it kind of ruins humor when you're blatantly announcing it as such – but I guess that's my opinion) Either way, love the mock Old English, you've got to teach me the trick sometime because I can never get it "just right" ... Ninjastar-no.png Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima (VOTE FOR ME!) talk (AND MY PICS TOO!) contribs 00:38, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

þings and such[edit]

Can we cut it with the Middle English letters? They make it really hard to read, and aren't necessary at all, except for maybe the main header. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:38, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Belæv mæ tiſ nœt æſ bad aſ it ƿœd bæ if þy vſsed all þe letres œf ðe œld Æŋlisc alfabet and mixed it wið Ærli Mœdren Æŋlisc. --~ Tophatsig.png 23:52, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Correct script format[edit]

Here are “industry standard” Script formatting instructions from Hollywood. THIS is the correct way, the science, how to write a professional script. This is a short script about script formatting by the Industry for the Industry:

INDUSTRY STANDARD SCRIPT FORMATTING INSTRUCTIONS for genuine reference.

The link is a priceless guide for UnScripts (or any one who ever wants to write a script). In the real world a script format like most all of those on Unscripts, are considered as a little kid would imagine it to be. But there is a science, and Pros always do it right, even if they are so famous they CAN do it wrong, still, they do it right. I did it right HERE on Uncyclopedia. The format of most UnScripts is, simply stated, wrong, and accordingly they look childish to anyone who knows the basics found at this resource. There is nothing wrong with doing things right. Scripts can still be funny without being wrongly formatted like an assay, and not a script. And this is UnScripts, so they should at least be real script format. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:25, Dec 2