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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAGGY TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder TOWELHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FASHION BUG, sudden COCKSUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSLINGING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS OFF MY ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTYMINTS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESSE McCARTNEY utterFUCKance of socially FUCK YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WINDOWS VISTA television programs to address GRINGO Tourette's syndrome.

HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's is TONY LA RUSSA not to be CHICKEN SHIT confused with FAGGOT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELLATIO random SON OF A BITCH disorientation, culturally-SHITFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ABO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD language, WETBACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMNATION FAGGOT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities SHITHEAD of ANAL DIABETES SAMUEL L. JACKSON garbage.

Darnit.

A NIGNOG Polite Note to the GRAPE PENIS Author:

The HELL Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was NAZI founded to FUCKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KRAUT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEMEN article WOODPECKERSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GANGBANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TESTICLE CHOKE Tourrette's sufferers TITS swear. You can 30 CASES OF PICKLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WHORE TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible SON OF A BITCH thing.
  • The main PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RAT'S COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GREASER school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSY sufferers to become CRAPPY manically depressed and CAMEL JOCKEY commit PROXY SITES suicide.
  • There is no PENIS ON A STICK cure, and the POLACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse HO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire MARGARET THATCHER body to go LET'S SHIT numb and ASS LICKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a HONKY tourette syndrome MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INCEST the GANGBANG public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for CRAPMUNCHER "hi-jacking" your BUTT-HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTING ASSCRACK this that really SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a DOT HEAD horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your REDNECK time.

Best HENTAI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TRANNY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. CLUSTER FUCK Regards to Andrew FROG'S FAT ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you BOOBS want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CONDOMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FASHION BUG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I RAPE WALRUSES! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WETBACK BAND WITH 4 DICK IN A BOX MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT LIKE A HORSE HORSE! FASHION BUG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FASHION BUG'S HOUSE

How WHORE to BELGIUM cure PUNANI the BASTARD Tourette's CUM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIG for FUCK NUGGET Tourette's CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome BUTT-HOLE is CHIGGER following ASSHAT these BUTT PIRATE rules COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT in WHORE order:

  • 1: Avoid CROTCH immature GANGBANG little BUGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKBAG within FUCK YOU 10 DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TITWANK TURD FUCKER nor SMILES talk,
  • 4: Tell COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK yourself you DAMN IT don't DOG FUCKER have RAPE this TWISTY VAGINA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK WITH NASTY YID DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FASHION BUG last straw BITCH!

I fucking put SCUMBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTRAG the TOP OF MOCKIE THIS BRITNEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be I'LL RAPE YOU offensive. DOUGHNUT PUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try JACKASS to battle SHIT'TITS that tight-ass AUTOFELLATIO 17-year-TITS & DICKS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TALK PAGES it now, but someone said MOLDY TITS' STRAWBERRY ASS JIZZ'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SUITCASE PENIS is a laughing WOMEN'S RIGHTS matter. Plus there HOMO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFACE articles FUCKING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUCK MY COCK stuff. So ARSE that means SUCK COCKS IN HELL! stop getting mad at the MOZILLA FIREFOX first part too and PISS UP MY ARSE talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's CHOAD mocking (what DOUCHE NAZI letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian MACACA hi self FUCK even made a really IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! good point. "It's CHINK nothing more ARSE from a head nod to a FUCKWIT knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add MONKEY SHIT onto FAGGOT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BELLEND be, because if I were a ASSHAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I'LL RAPE YOU hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on SPUNK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAPE be offended, don't read ART METAL PRODUCTS the freaking BLOWJOB article anyway.

SEMEN DONKEY DICK PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK BULLSHIT VAGINA SHAKOPEE MARY WHITEHOUSE DIPSHIT FUCKTARD

BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER ASS GOD DAMN SHITPISSER TWAT SEMEN TITS DAGO SHITFACE CHINK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL PISS OFF RAT'S COCK PRICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FEWMETS SHITFUCKER DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA MILF PRICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PIG SHITTY CHAV COCKSUCKER SOD suck my mothers GOOK KNOBJOCKEY DUMBASS ASS PISS ASSWIPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM WHORE JUSTIN BIEBER HOMO FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER FROG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FELCHMONKEY SHITHEAD GENITALIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE ASSHAT WIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTYWANK CRAPPY FUCKER DAMN FUCK YOU DILDO BONG CAMEL JOCKEY CROTCH PUSSYLICKER JACKASS BORDER HOPPER CUNTBUCKET FUCK MOCKIE DIPSHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK HELL MONKEY SHIT BANGKOK DOG SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT EARS OF CHRIST BITCH CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TIMBER NIGGER POTTYMOUTH DOUCHE NAZI GOOK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK DAMN SHITBALLS CUNT COON FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT PUNANI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITTY WINDOWS VISTA DICKWAD BEANER HELL SHIT NIGGER SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN DOUCHE COON TOSSER PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK CLEMEN PRICK BELGIUM BUTT-HEAD RAGHEAD MONKEY BALLS FUCKFACE TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS INJUN DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT BLUE PENIS! FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSRAMMER SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST DICK DOUCHE FUCKER BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK BUTT-HOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BRITNEY ASS BOLLOCKS SHIT SHIT HOMO VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BONG FUCK A DUCK GANGBANG CHICKEN FRIES CUM FUCKFUCKFUCK JOHN ELWAY DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG CUNT JUMPING JESUS!!! FELLATIO DICKLICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY MARGARET THATCHER CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK WANKSPLAT FOREIGN CURRENCY POMMIE AY-AY-AY SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE CHENEY FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITSKIN FUCKTARD TITTYWANK JERK OFF SHITE PISS ARTIST TURD PUSSYLICKER FUCKFUCKFUCK ANAL BONER DAMN FUCK OFF CHIGGER TAMPONS CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY SHIT PENIS FUCKER FUCK OFF FAGGOT KRAUT P'KANG DICKHEAD CUM FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD ASSHOLE MOLDY TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ABO HO GYPSY BONER ASSWIPE CHING CHONG CHINK PORCH MONKEY CLUSTER FUCK PISS ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER STEVE BALLMER TITWANK SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK FRITZ CHIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHITCUNTING FUCK A DUCK BLOWJOB BASTARD PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHEBAG MONKEY BALLS VAGINA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS PISSHOLE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK ROSIE O'DONNELL VAGINA FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER BONER ASSHAT SHITPISSER JENKEM POOPY HOSER KEEP SEX MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD GOD DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLEMEN HELL BASTARD BUTT-HOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT SHITCUNTING FUCK DOG FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT NIGNOG SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FELLATIO FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD WIGGER SHITSLINGING SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEAVER NIGNOG CAMEL JOCKEY TITTIES SHITFUCKER TOSSER CLIT DOUCHE KIKE ORGASM FRIG FEWMETS HONKY FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKSPLAT SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS SHITE FUCKWIT SHITHEAD GANGBANG TWAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A P'KANG CONDOMS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHICKEN SHIT OPINION KRAUT TAFFY BITCH GENITALIA EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGNOG [Insert silly non-swear here] ARSE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DOM DeLUISE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE SHITHEAD GREASER BITCH ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DYKE CUNT PEARL NECKLACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER ANAL SHIT BITCH FUCKWIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK GANGBANG MACACA ASSHOLE ASSRAPING ALEX TREBEK BUGGER OFF SNUFF PORN ANUSCAKE ASSHAT POWERSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WIENER SCROTUM BOOBIES PISS FROG'S FAT ASS POWERSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY BIRD SHIT FRITZ BUTTFUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS INBRED CUNT FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK TITS SACRAMENTO D'OH FASHION BUG BUKKAKE CHOAD PEDOPHILIA SHITTY FIRECROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD TRANNY SPIC [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIPPLES JUMPING JESUS!!! CHICKEN FRIES YID BUTTFUCKER GRINGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKING P'KANG [Insert swear here] BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE JACKASS BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD OFF CUNT DAMN RICK MORANIS TITWANK FUCKING PRICK DAMMIT FIST FUCK FUCK HORSE SHIT HONKY CHINK POOPY HELL COCKSUCKER NAZI DICK FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER CUNT LAPPER FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG ASS CLUSTER FUCK INJUN RAPE HOT GRITS FUCKBAG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS FASCIST PEDOPHILIA NAZI I WILL END YOU! BITCH JIZZ RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER ASS MALL SANTA ASS D'OH TACO BRITNEY BELLEND INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT SCUMBAG NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU BRITNEY DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PENISFUCK MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE BUDDHIST MONK WANKSPLAT TITMOUSE BITCH BITCH COCKGOBLIN FUCK OFF SHIT PEEPEE DILDO SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAGO ARSE MOLDY TITS RAPE [expletive deleted] BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING TARTAR SAUCE SHITTY DAMN FUCK OFF TWAT TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER FAG SAGGY TITS ASS HELL SACRAMENTO FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK BELGIUM MICK DAMN CRAP ON A STICK ASSBANDIT CONAN O'BRIAN RAPE YOGHURT CANNON SUGARTITS RAPE INCEST FLYING FUCK ASSFACE BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD DAMN IT NIPPLES JERRY OSTRICH MY ASS BUTTFUCKER O CANADA DIPSHIT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCKFACE HOT GRITS TWISTY VAGINA SHITPISSER FELCHING HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKSHITTER FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE SOD FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD ARSE DAMN SHITE FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK RANDY TRAVIS ARSE SPANK THE MONKEY TITS & DICKS WANK GIVING HEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOGHURT CANNON NIPPLES TITTYWANK PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER INBRED 666 INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOG SHIT DILDO PISS OFF BALL SACK DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS NEGRO NIGGER HELL HITLER TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMMIT ORGASM MONKEY'S UNCLE HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK GOD DAMMIT DICK BANGKOK MARGARET THATCHER POMMIE WANK CARPET MUNCHER DILDO NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER NIGGER TITWANK GREASER GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS WIGGER HELL ASSHOLE JOHNNY DICKFACE CHOAD [Insert silly non-swear here] WARNER MUSIC GROUP STEVE BALLMER PRICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK KAFFIR BITCH DAMN CUNT BUTT PIRATE PUSSYLICKER ASSFACE SHITCOCK BUTT-HEAD HORSE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT FUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA PIGFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT VAGINA PECKERHEAD JACKASS SHIT BITCH SEMEN BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE FOREIGN CURRENCY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TITMOUSE DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER CRACKER SACRAMENTO CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS KAFFIR CUNNILINGUS ARSE NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK BLOWJOB MOSES FRED PHELPS EPIDIDYMIS TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE FUCKER FUCKING A WANK CUNTRAG CUNTRAG [expletive deleted] WHORE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA BITCH HELL CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A AY-AY-AY JERK OFF DICK TITS DAMN DAMN MASTURBATION BLISTERING BARNACLES LENS CRAFTERS BLUE PENIS! FUCKING A RUSTY TROMBONE KIKE YOU WANKER EMO WANKER ASS SHITCOCK YOUR MOM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RANDY TRAVIS BITCH FELLATIO NECROPHILIA ORGASM VAGINA PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INBRED ASSHOLE MASTURBATION JUNGLE BUNNY CHRISTHUMPER BRUSH MA TEETH KAFFIR PIECE OF SHIT HELLFUCKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FEWMETS ANAL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT JERRY ANAL DIABETES DAGO SUCK MY DICK CHINK ASSWIPE DAMN IT DAMN IT TITTIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KAFFIR CUNTSWILLING CRACKER TAFFY ASSHOLE DARTH VADER GRINGO FOUR-EYES KIKE DOG FUCKER DUMBASS BULLCRAP CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKTARD KRAUT BLUMPKIN JIZZ HELL GOBSHITE WHORE ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BELGIUM OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOSER CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING CAMEL JOCKEY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK NEGRO BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DICK IN A BOX RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL URINE-GARGLING HORSE SHIT SCROTUM WHORE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS SNUFF PORN ARSE HELL FRIG EMO FUCKBAG DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT PICKANINNY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT FUCK OFF FUCKER FUCK SHITTY NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK BLOWJOB POLAK FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT NIGGER ASS JACKASS SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS ASS HELL SCROTUM BIGNOSE DILDO BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU DOT HEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKER JOHNNY ALEX TREBEK REDSKIN POLACK SHOOP DA WHOOP JUSTIN BIEBER GRAPE PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOSER RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BAD MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD FUCKBAG BOLLOCKS FAGGOT GRINGO BLISTERING BARNACLES NECROPHILIA SHITE PICKANINNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SEMEN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DIPSHIT PRICK BIGNOSE SHIT YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER TWAT JACKASS SCUMBAG COON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SLOPE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER DUMBASS SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY BLOWJOB CHUFF WANK FUCK CONDOMS POWERSHIT MONASTERIES PISS OFF MY ASS PISS GRINGO BALLS FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD WANK MARGARET THATCHER HORSE SHIT PISS SPIC ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK WIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT JERK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUGGER OFF IN SACREMENT VAGINA WIKIPEDIA THONG TASTER POMMIE BULLSHIT SHIT SPIC DAMN INBRED FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK A DUCK FELCHMONKEY ARSEBADGERS DUMBASS BITCH WANK DUMBASS PIGFUCKER CHUFF TITTIES DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKER BOOBIES [EXPLETIVE] IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE NIGNOG CANNED QUOTE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUGGER BALL SACK CUNT RECTUM RAIDER CC PLZ FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM SHITFACE FUCK A DUCK DICK CHICKEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING FUCKSTAIN FUCK BLOWJOB DAMN PENIS GIVING HEAD CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE ANUSCAKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH BOOBS HONKY CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CRAPPER GRIS CUNT TOSSER HORSE SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PENIS ON A BUN BIRD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELLATIO ASSHOLE BUTT-HOLE COCKSHITTER CUNT CROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE REDSKIN HELL SAGGY TITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER VAGINA DYKE NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY BALLS FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DOT HEAD RAPE CLUSTER FUCK SPUNK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL COON GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN WANK DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE TITWANK HORSE SHIT HELL FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN ASS COCK HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING DOUCHE FUCKING CUM BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED CLUSTER FUCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKING A FUCK OFF BITCH BASTARD DEMOCRACY GIVING HEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! TITTYWANK GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS JUNGLE BUNNY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S COCK FUCKER WEHATEMARIO HELL FUCK JERRY INBRED SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHOAD PUNANI FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CHRISTHUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT SON OF A BITCH JACKASS CHRISTHUMPER HENTAI CROTCH BALL SACK YOU WANKER VAGINA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SCROTUM ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ SPIC NIPPLES KIKE CRAPPY CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS BALLS FEWMETS HITLER PENISBIRD GOD DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT ASSWIPE WANK JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FEMADOM DICK IN A BOX POLACK ASSHAT HOT GRITS DOUCHEBAG FOUR-EYES HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU BIBLE BASHER SHITE QUEEF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT BLUMPKIN RAPE FUCK FELCHING TUBA JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTER FUCK RUSKIE BITCH PISS OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POLACK and with the LOLCAT and his HOMO of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTER FUCK also

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This article is ALF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its RUSTY TROMBONE subject. If you do not find it funny RIGHTS, it is probably because you are an INBRED O CANADA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKWIT joke loses its humour HELL when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKTARD ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITSLINGING needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FELLATIO DAMN BUGGER OFF PRICK RAGHEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK