Forum:Zim may recede further from this reality... for a bit
Hi all! I wanted to let y'all know, in the easiest and laziest way possible, that I've been having a great time hanging with y'all. I don't get very social with folks, mostly staying in the UnNews province, yammering into a mic, counting my guilders, making excuses.... all that and more. So, anyway, to the point...
The point is taken, the beast it moulting, the fluff... is, my PC is dying a slow death, and I can't keep up the pace I was until this gets resolved. So, I may or may not be around for bits of time, and stuff I like to do may not get done. My apologies.
We are targeting zim_ulator capacity for 86% by January 35, and possible increases to 117% if I get a new PC. Meanwhile, expect output to be erratic and low, if not at stupidity levels of 59% expected to hold steady... for... a while.
To all you great folks I've missed, Merry Kaizum Me! and whatever else, and thanks to everyone who's made Uncyclopedia the sad, sorry sack that it is. 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:55, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
- You really need to listen to your missus.... -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- We can fix him. We have the technology.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:22, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
- CLEAR!!....pump his IP with electron streams....Damnit Jimbo, we need more fucked up templates, like we need rootbeer on our keyboards.....CLEAR!!.... --
HP talk 
05:48, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
- Do as I do and try to keep your job while using your job's computer for uncyc. That's a fine art that takes time to be mastered but it worths the effort. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel
[scream!] 05:54, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Update: Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fucker! Oh, sorry, I didn't see you standing there. Current status; Norton/Symantec clusterfuck exterminated, McAfee/Comcast clusterfuck being a... well, a fuck. I can't have a computer yet, at least not until we have a little money, eventually. I need something good enough for a DAW (digital audio workstation, for y'all that don't understands simple stuff), and big enough in every way I need, yet cheap... looks like I'm shopping for barebones kits and other stuff. I haven't gotten a damned thing done with UnNews because this piece of shit I'm using right now is running like... well, slowly... I'll leave it at that. Of course I can't do anything at all except work on this problem (do I have virus protection? I have no idea! why do I keep being told I need to reinstall the fucking Personal Firewall? why do supposed "fix it" programs do nothing but run sloooooooooowly?) Okay, enough whining... time to get back to... ugh, screw that, I'm going to relax with my pipe for a bit. Thanks for all your... uhm, concern? Seriously, you guys rock. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:14, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
- There's nothing sadder than a sick computer...that little red light blinking at me...blinking...then nothing. *sniff*. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)