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im a total n00b in this place, so i REALLY need tips to do a buncha crap in here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by DBZWii09 (talk • contribs)

OK, first tip: sign Forum posts and talk page messages with 4 tildes (~~~~). Second tip: read the beginner's guide, look at the FAQs and the help portal. If you still have any questions, give me a shout on my talk page (that link that says "blah" in my sig). Now watch as this forum goes off-topic rapidly... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:07, May 29
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I really have no idea how this forum goes from a request for help to a lovely story featuring Timmy the rabbit. Timmy the rabbit had a bouncy balloon. "Bouncy bouncy!" exclaimed Timmy, in another fit of happiness and hysteria, knowing full well that this is the feeling he goes under when the great great tide of black and depression seeps under the door and into the deep recesses of his heart. oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god sometimes i have no idea what walking about means anymore read read read read oh reclining declining sliding in hiding --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:33, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
You're hardly a "total noob". Partial or mostly noob, possibly. "Total" noob is an ideal, and as such, a practical impossibility, much like the perfect tan. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Or an ugly John Stamos. Holler. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:26, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Do not worry comrade Stalin will help you some day-- Communist. Com.jpg (talk) 16:34, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Ideally, you would be right, but since that would simply be another ideal, we cannot know for sure. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:02, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
I think that, pragmatically, we can consider my statement to be close enough. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
yeah friggin right! U are a total CRAPHOLE. 13:04, 10 June 2009 (UTC)DBZWii09
You don't sound like a gangster. Try harder. Saberwolf116 14:10, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
That was supposed to be gangsta? If so, Saber is right. That was a very sad attempt. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:24, 10 June 2009 (UTC)