Forum:Venezuela Toilet Paper Shortage

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Hello Uncyclopedia community, I recently read an interesting article about the situation in Venezuela, only to discover it was not from the journalist of UnNews, but by those UnNews wannabees at Reuters. It was comical at one point because there was a man litteraly hunting for "toilet paper since December." Not sure what they were doing to remedy the situation until now. Not sure I want to know... Well maybe part of of does want to know. Anyway here is a copy of the article. I feel this is a great oppurtunity for the amazing journalist at UnNews to deliver another great story.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0KI1WP20150109?irpc=932

Very Respectfully, --Matador apol (talk) 05:10, 10 January 2015 (UTC) Matador apol

You could write it yourself you know. Do it, do it, do it. Writing pages for Uncyclopedia has been scientifically linked to increase length of life and girth of penis. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:39, 10 January 2015 (UTC)

Hunting for toilet paper? We're gonna need a bigger boat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:09, 10 January 2015 (UTC)