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Could I like.........be a moderator? I'll be good. I promise! No, seriously. I will do MY VERY BEST at this job. People will know my name worldwide! I swear this to you. One day, my name. Yeah.

RDB for Mod. Do it.

-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure, why not? What's a moderator, btw? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

A moderator is a graphite phallus which is plunged into the hot holes of an excited fission reactor, of course. After enough insertions the reactor cools off, though the moderator may become exhausted. Why didn't Reactor Number Four at Chernobyl sit down? Because it had nuclear piles. What did Commander Bill Anderson call his subpolar voyage aboard the USS Nautilus? A fission trip. Why am I wasting my time? Because these are not funny jokes. ----OEJ 23:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Wow. Dude. That question was so retarded, it's not even funny. Read this. Now. * Flumpa 21:04, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Didn't mods go out of fashion, like, a million years ago? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:35, 19 May 2008

The Moderator he absolutely will not stop until you are... moderated? MrN 21:58, May 19

Can I not be one?

I really don't want to be one. The job doesn't even pay minimum wage. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:03, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

No. Not until you've finished scrubbing this floor. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:40, 19 May 2008

I wonder when people will figure out that the quickest way to get your chances of being opped slashed to nil is to ask for admindom. I also wonder whether this is butter; I can't believe it's not. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:05, May 20

But I asked not to be one. Why is you bitching at me all of the time, Leddy?!? Don't you love me no more?!?¡?!? (goes back to washing Spang's cum-stained pillows) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:20, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Can I have the right to remain silent?

* Flumpa 03:05, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

So I still lack humour?

Hmmm......OH, OH, WAIT, I'VE GOT ONE!

*clears throat*

*clears throat again*

Okay, here we go!

*clears throat*

Okay:

Why did GOD let John Denver die?

Well, because his records weren't selling anymore. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:07, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Why didn't God let George Bush die?

Because God is Republican. * Flumpa 11:09, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Why won't God let me die???

I hate my life! *slashes wrists* - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:26, May 20

No, no, no; slash parallel, not perpendicular. Here, watch, it's like this. Yup, that's how you do it and oh, there goes my precious life blood. I think that I'll just be passing out now, just, before I go, let me, say... juss... jus... dis.. one... ... ... --Sir gwax (talk) 22:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

We're so deep. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:04, May 20

You're so vain. You probably think this forums about you... MrN 23:16, May 20