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After a series of really boring circumstances, which may or may not involve my being forcibly ejected from someone's domicile, I'm trapped in an airport for more than 24 hours. As you can imagine, this is really awesome and I am having the best time.

Even though it is a party a minute over here I think you should entertain me in my self-absorbed thread.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:49 Mar 17, 2011

HI, SKULLY! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:53, 17 March 2011
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:14, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
<3 RDB  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:17 Mar 17, 2011

Fishalishalish slowly begins to unbutton his shirt. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:14, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

<insert name here> looks on excitedly. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:14, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
Apparently {{USERNAME}} is now so old, it's retro.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:17 Mar 17, 2011
<insert name here> disagrees. Now do you want to get what you paid for or not? --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 06:28, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I ate some ice cream sandwiches before and they were delicious. I am fat and like to jiggle my tummy at people as they pass by my home. My dog is the cutest dog in the world. He has this adorable underbite that I laugh and laugh and laugh at every time I see him. --Roman Dog Bird 04:18, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

i just sucked five huge nigger dicks hel yeah! lol --74.63.216.90 04:21, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh man, here is a tried and true method. Get them to turn the lights off in the airport, and then have everyone gather around as you hold a flashlight under your chin and tell ghost stories. Go on, try it, send us streaming vid. Aleister 4:21 17-3-'11
Unrelated, but I actually met a guy called Aleister recently! He was pretty cool but one his eyes' pupils was like, leaking.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:24 Mar 17, 2011
Wow! That was you? I thought you were a guy. Folks, the Dr. is a hot redhead with tits out to here. And yeah, my eyes both leak this yellow stuff nonstop. I just collect it in this bowl thing I carry around, and then when that's full I empty it into a jar I carry around. A ready made soupy lunch that's low in calories and high in protein. Enjoy your stay in he airport (another thing to do is start up a dice game, playing craps in one of the empty waiting areas will draw a crowd of the right kind, and you can fleece them in no time). Aleister 4:41 17-3-'11

Is it already March 17th over there? There's a faux Irish tradition of going around pinching people who don't wear either green or orange on St Patrick's Day (which happens to be March 17th)....for your entertainment you could always try it and send us the video of the results (keep the hospital bill for yourself though). 24.19.134.147 04:45, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Clearly this is - as they say - the best solution.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:19 Mar 17, 2011
Just tell them you're a leprechaun in disguise ;) And watch your coat-tails.Simsilikesims 05:42, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
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So how's your day going?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 18:33 Mar 17, 2011
That airport looks like a bug. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:38, 17 March 2011

Almost fucking there

Special thanks to everyone on IRC being the most amusing, and for that matter understanding, people ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:33 Mar 18, 2011

*points and laughs* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:55, 18 March 2011


Question for my bro Skully

Well, I have this song that i've heard a few times. But i'm not sure of the title. It is an acoustic song from I think the 70's or 80's. It goes like this I think: "Rosaline, Rosaline, and i'll sing you a song, something something somethng need her, something something something something". Anyone that knows the song, please tell me. Thanks. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 05:19, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

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