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• Der Unwehr: 18 articles, 5 features
• IC: 7 articles, 2 features

I know. But considering: IC has a strict guideline and writes an article per week. Or maybe more than a week. Let's say an average 11 days. Der Unwehr can do it almost every day. Let's say an article per two days.

So, let's compare. An article is worth a point. A feature is worth three.

Der Unwehr: 18 articles - 18 points. 5 Features - 15 points.

18 + 15 = 33 33 x 2 = 66

IC: 7 articles - 7 points. 2 Features - 6 points.

7 + 6 = 13 13 x 11 = 143

AND, 143 > 66.

Obviously we can see IC is wayyy better. People who oppose this will be fined $1,010,101 in cash. User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:18, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

You multiply where you should actually be dividing. Also, any point illustrated with mathematics fails to prove anything. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:20, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, indeed.

33/2 = 16.5

13/11 = 1.somethingoranother

This means that, in fact, Der Unwehr is at least 16 times better than IC, as per your stupid arbitrary math formula used properly. This is even better than the "DU is twice as good as IC" claim I made earlier.

Furthermore, I submit to you that I am better than everyone else. Observe:

Me > You.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:46, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

And we both sign a pact that states that we are better than you. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 07:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

And Sycamore is officially better than everyone (except Modus)

With 31,311 edits (according to Special:EditCount) beating out The Legend, Hal 9000, King of the Whores, The Dryer, Lead balloons, Jew 1, Jew 2, or another robot. But Modus has about 32,000 something edits. Yep. And if you think you're above him, I fucking doubt it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:30, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I think Sycamore has a big enough ego as is already. And it's about what you do in your edits, not the number of edits. For example, most of my edits are rather redundant. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I am interested in quality not quantity..I think you've been playing too many vid games recently Guildy..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:30, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Wha? Guildy? Where? User:Zheliel/sigz2 13:30, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I got confused..happens a lot. Guildy is aways on about Maid of Honor (or something like that ) so confused him with you. Still...same point remains. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:06, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

okay... but how did you know that I was playing lots of video games? User:Zheliel/sigz2 14:24, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm right here guys! Also, above you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

And this guy is officially better than whoever above was thought to be better (including Modus)

Why do you think he's smiling? I rest my case. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:53, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

And Gert5 is better!

Thank God he came back. I really missed him. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 07:05, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, we're up to Gert6.2. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:32, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

And this Gundam is better than everything on the planet

Seriously. I bet it's actually capable of kicking ass. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:03, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, if it ever comes up against something whose weakness is steaming and head turning. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:32, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

It can do more. They're just not showing what it can actually do! You just gotta believe! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

ok. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! 12:06, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

This shit is bananas. Sunbeam no u Have you been doing your ironing? 09:19, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

ok

what's der unwehr —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

guildensterneinsionet dressing up in red and pretending that nazis are funny -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:13, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I thought it meant The underwear. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! 09:22, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

No offense meant. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! 09:22, 26 June 2009 (UTC)