Forum:I'm rewriting the 9/11 article

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Title says it all. I'm finally taking an ambitious step but I don't know where to take the article. Any suggestions? --The Improver talkcontribs08:38, Apr 6 2008 (UTC)

Try a wacky conspiracy theory which differs from the usual ones, and go from there. The Cubans did it? The global food industry? World bank? Etc. Also, you might want to completely ignore what I just said. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:43, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
How about Michael Moore did it? That would be a new one. Have Alex Jones help cover it up as well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 12:00, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
Two words: the cast of Night Court. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:39, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
One word: Hindenburg. --66.102.80.212 16:41, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
Several thousand calories: The Hindenburger.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 16:45 Apr 06, 2008

Jaws did WTC?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:29, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

On another, barely related note, I think the Tetris joke from that image could go somewhere.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:36, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Just recant the 9/11 Commission report. Nothing's funnier than the truth! --THINKER 15:57, 7 April 2008 (UTC)