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Hey guys. I just joined not too long ago. I am just starting to get the hang of things, so if I screw up in the major, please don't be too harsh. I have a few questions..Why doesn't anybody respond to the adopt a noob thing? How do you get pictures to different parts of the page instead of just the sides? Are there any taboos you guys have I should know about?

Mordillo, sorry about being a douche. And Soauu, thanks for all the help.

Thats pretty much it. Bye...-dRuNk MoNkEy

We're harsh on screwups because the comedy jungle (or "comungle") is harsh on screwups. If a little harshness now saves your comedy neck (or "comeck") when you're paddling up the comedy Amazon (or "Comazon"), our hard harshness (or "hharshness") is more than worth it's weight in, um, comedy gold (or "comold").

The interwebs only move at the speed of obesity, so expecting to be instantly adopted is unrealistic.

Lastly, and I hate to say this, especially since "lastly" in this case isn't last, but your sig is broken. I fixed it! I does! (remember that every <font> or <span> needs to eventually have a </font> or </span>. If you don't, an angle loses its wings. Yes, an angle. Stop being so obtuse!

As for pics: upload the pic to Uncyc's spacious and luxuriously appointed server.

Images go in like this

Full size [[Image:Babygrump.jpg]]

With a caption (XXXpx is the displayed image width in pixels} [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|thumb|XXXpx|caption]]

Right (or left. Center too.) [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|100px|right]]

You can add more than one option, for instance: [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.]]

Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.

appears on the page like this:

Seen? (and sign your posts with ~~~~). I hope that answers your question. If not, I hope that it answers someone else's question.

There's also this, which explains a bunch of things. Perhaps even this. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:10, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Whose sockpuppet are you then? It's hard to keep up. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:52, 02 May 2009

Everybody is NXWave. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:15, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Except for me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

As far as taboos go...

We don't really have any. Just make sure to never look Mordillo in the eye. Modus doesn't wear pants, but we choose not to talk about that. Don't feed Sycamore after 9:00pm, he still has trouble with sleeping through the night. Stay out of the toolshed unless you have permission from the Cabal. Never, ever mention the Cabal. One jackass is allergic to dairy, so absolutely no cheese in the breakroom refrigerator please. You are not allowed to rearrange the breakroom furniture either. We follow a strict regimen of Feng Shue. We also do not allow smoking outside the designated areas, so when you're smoking don't let TLB catch you. He's got this weird thing about open flames, don't really understand it myself. Oh, and never, never ever talk about NXWave. Or rollback. Best not to bring up Euroipods either. Or Aspergers. Of course there's the things about broken mirrors and umbrellas indoors, you know, the usual. You'll catch on. Until then, I'd suggest staying in your room. Have fun! -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:07, 2 May

Thanks for all the help, guys. I was thinking, there's This Guy and That Guy, That Gay and That One Guy. So why don't we do an article on These Guys? PS: No Spang, I'm not a sockpuppet.-dRuNk MoNkEy