Forum:Has there been a article called "Things that Suck"?

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Has there been a article about Things that SUCK? Alien Hunter 00:01, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Probably not. I have a feeling that, if it were created, it would (ironically) suck. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:04, May 19
Things that suck. Not at the moment. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Does now.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Can someone please check? I don't want to be banned for recreating a huffed article. Alien Hunter 01:12, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I checked. It never existed. It's easy to check, by the way. Just click the link I gave earlier in this very special episode of Blossom and, while on that page, click "huffed". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
I had found out that User:Strange but Untrue had huffed the article on Sept. 9, 2007. A warning appeared, and I had to ABORT creating the article. The Warning came up in a window just above the Edit window. When I hunted UFOs, other paranormal phenomena, I was trained as a investigator. Alien Hunter 04:20, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Now what do I do? Alien Hunter 04:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
It's safest to start the page under your userpage (Things that suck), finish it, then ask an admin if it's good enough to replace the one that's huffed. Take your time. These steps will help to avoid a ban, if you suck and make a sucky page. Take your time. Avoid suckage. Lastly, take your time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
OK. *Me giving Modusoperandi a box of Admin Treats, Cool Ranch flavored, and some coffee, since I do NOT know if he drinks anything stronger.* Appreciate the assisstance. Alien Hunter 16:41, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Your thanks is thanks enough. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:10, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Now this is getting ridiculous. How many posts have their been to this forum, and still not a single blowjob joke? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:18, May 19
Template:Blowjob joke of some kind. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Here is a blowjob!*Me blowing Milkweed seeds and Dandilion seeds all over the place, along with soap bubbles* That is a blowjob. Alien Hunter 22:26, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
MrN9000, I present for your blowjob requesting pleasure: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Alien Hunter: Since I so truly enjoy pedantry, I should rather like to point out to you that, since the word "article" begins with a vowel, you really should have preceded it with the word "an" instead of "a". Secondarily, does the article vacuum serve your desires at all? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:12, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Or Paris Hilton (person) perhaps. I've seen the video. Lot's of times actually. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:10, May 21
Yes. Also, yes. Ironically, they both sucked.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:14 May 21, 2008
And also blow or so I've heard. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
And also also... "a article"? Seriously? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:56, May 25
"A" is a consonant now. Apparently, soon "Y" will be sometimes a vowel all of the time, to make up for A's defection. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:02, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
They should really put things like this in the newspaper, or something. Not that I read the newspaper, but ya know... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:22, May 25
I blame it on the liberal media. They're all "Oooo, Obama isn't trading on fear, and Iraq isn't going as well as it would've had they all been WASPs...but when the letters of the alphabet change alliances...they ain't not tellin' us nuffin'!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:52, 25 May 2008 (UTC)