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Happy Festivus, everyone! A Festivus for the rest of us! I've brought the aluminum pole:

I'm a little tapped out this year. Recession, y'know.

Now, as is traditon, it's time for the Airing of Grievances! Let the flaming begin! I'll start:

  • Aleister in Chains: Bold print in thumbnail images is trampy.
  • ChiefjusticeDS: Self-explanatory.
  • Colin "All your base" Heaney: The Jews aren't responsible for everything, you idiot bigot. It's almost always the homosexual menace. Duh!
  • Olipro: You think I'm fat, eh? I'll have you know the fattest part of my body is my cock. Seriously, I'm the Ron Jeremy of girth. Not to mention I can still beat your sorry, scrawny ass. Speaking of my grand penis...
  • Dexter111344: Your cock isn't so special. At least, that's what your girlfriend told me last night after we fucked. Oooooooooo!
  • Lyrithya: Tits or gtfo.
  • Poiz: This was awesome, you grinchy noob piece of crap.
  • Savethemooses: Bastard hasn't written anything here in years. He's too busy with his "career" in professional comedy. Sell-out!
  • SPIKE: I've already vented my frustrations at you earlier this year. Plus, no one likes you, so I'll give you a break. The real verbal abuse will come when e|m|c's turn it up.
  • Starnestommy: You should have called! I waited by the phone for 3 days. You broke my heart! )`:
  • Wikia: I have a strong urge to shout "FUCK YOU" and declare violent jihad against you for your bullshit, but you gave me a $50 gift card for playing your stupid Facebook game, so thanks! Too bad I lost it. FUCK YOU! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH AND DEATH TO WIKIA!! ALALALALALALALALALALALA! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 19:00, Dec. 23, 2010

Where is all the food

Did you forget? Cause I'm starving--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:41, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

NO SOUP FOR YOU! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:28, Dec. 24, 2010

Now that's really not fair, I don't think you're fat. I know you're morbidly obese -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:49, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Kip, what about me?

What do you think of me? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 13:15, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not aware of you. Enough said. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 20:29, Dec. 30, 2010
Are you aware of me? /me cleans battle axe in case Kip says no/--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:18, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
*hands Iwillkillyou a chainsaw* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:29, 31 December 2010
Who are y- uh, I mean, yes. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 07:07, Dec. 31, 2010