Forum:BHOP wins light-heaviweight title!
Uncyc favorite Bernard Hopkins, known best for his fight against local deity BENSON surprised crowds at Mandalay Bay when, recovering from wounds inflicted by BENSON, utterly pwned formerly undefeated challenger Wimpy Wright with a flurry of headbutts and roundhouse kicks. See the full article here: [1] Mr. Briggs Inc. 14:41, 22 July 2007 (UTC) Eh?
- DOES NO ONE CARRREEE???? Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:08, 24 July 2007 (UTC) EH?
- [insert obligatory link to Nobody Cares here] -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:14, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
- Nobody cares for sysop! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:38, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
- [insert obligatory link to Nobody Cares here] -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:14, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
- FOR --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:55, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- FIVE -- 00:58, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Meh, how about we add the obligatory Uncyclopedia cliches, shall we? FU SPANG, ...WITH SAVINGS, BENSON! ...oh right, this is about BENSON. :S -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
01:06, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Right, as many Uncyclopedia cliches as I can fit into one sentence: BENSON is better than Oscar Wilde, who once huffed a kitten and shouted "FU SPANG!", to which Spang replied, "That's what SHE said", provoking an angry response from a Euroipods peddler, who was advertising his offer to give away free iPods with SAVINGS, which makes about as much sense as saying "My goddamn buggy! Hijacked by levellers!", but fortunately, nobody cares. *Whew* I don't know whether to take a bow or to vomit. --The Acceptable
Cainad 
(Fnord) 01:34, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- I love how quickly "...with SAVINGS!!!" became a cliché. --
05:36, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- "...with SAVINGS!!!" is sooo 9th of July. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:48, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- I love how quickly "...with SAVINGS!!!" became a cliché. --
- Right, as many Uncyclopedia cliches as I can fit into one sentence: BENSON is better than Oscar Wilde, who once huffed a kitten and shouted "FU SPANG!", to which Spang replied, "That's what SHE said", provoking an angry response from a Euroipods peddler, who was advertising his offer to give away free iPods with SAVINGS, which makes about as much sense as saying "My goddamn buggy! Hijacked by levellers!", but fortunately, nobody cares. *Whew* I don't know whether to take a bow or to vomit. --The Acceptable
For the last time, the only BHOP fight we care about is this one. There is no need for a rematch, because Benson will win. 
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:37, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
iSavings with Oprah and Oscar Wilde after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Steve Ballmer after BENSON huffed Mittens which was sold to him by Spang and as a result all said "FU SPANG!" as nobody started caring about Euroipods JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!
Connery: That Shucked!
Han: Shutup.
Connery: You shutup!
Engelsfair: You shutup!
Adam: No, You!
Aquarii: BOMB!
(Dorian's cookies explode as he takes them out of the oven)
Dorian: (throws down oven mit) GOD DAMNIT! --~ 
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
05:25, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
What's a "heaviweight"?
Is that French, or something? It sounds classy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:41, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- So did your mom. Until I got to know her. -- 05:16, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- That's what everyone says. Classy and syphillis tend to be mutually exclusive. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:30, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- The correct splelling is "heavywiegth", as everyone whome past thier "O" levals should knoe! Shaim on you, britishers! Lolz -- di Mario 16:36, 1 August 2007 (UTC)