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It's really hard to write an essay on bacon. It's all sticky, it's too small to write on properly, and you can never read the writing on it anyway. --THE 23:39, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Unless you write with sauce of some description. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That's the best kind of sauce. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:56, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

I once tried to write an essay using a bacon grease pen, but before I could finish, the paper had a heart attack. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:00, 19 March 2008 (UTC) I wish I were allowed to write my essays on bacon. Even if the essay is no good, it still makes a delicious breakfast. --Syndrome 07:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Shh! You'll anger the Marrow Sucking Bacon Gods! Isshiki Kotonashi 18:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)