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This article is part of the You have two cows series.
- The Sun
- PHEW, WHAT A PAIR OF COWS!
- The Sun (2)
- FREDDIE STARR ATE MY TWO COWS
- The Sun (3)
- Get your free scratchcard to win two cows in today's Sun!
- The Sun (4)
- Nostradamus predicts that two cows fall from Saturn!
- The Courier Mail
- Your two cows were stolen by New South Welshmen!
- The Daily Mirror
- DISGUSTING ABUSE OF TWO COWS: IMMIGRANTS RUN WILD
- The Daily Star
- TWO COWS IN A BED ROMP SHOCKER
- The Daily Mail
- Two Cows Have Crippling Effect On House Prices
- The Daily Mail (2)
- Illegal Immigrants Smuggled Into Country By Two Romanian Cows
- The Daily Mail (3)
- You have two cows, but the bloody EU wants to bring in legislation to replace the traditional British cow with something more European.
- The Mail on Sunday
- Two Cows Give You Cancer
- The Onion
- You joke that you elected two cows into congress. China believes you.
- The Daily Express
- WERE TWO COWS BEHIND DIANA MURDER PLOT?
- The Daily Sport
- Elvis Presley spotted with two cows.
- The Guardian
- You have too cows.
- The Rolling Stones
- Hey! You! Get off of my cows!
- Hoy
- ¡TU TIENES DOS VACAS!
- The Grauniad
- Tow Cws Voet Lbieral Democrate
- Wall Street Journal
- Two Cows Bubble Bursts! Markets Crash!
- Weekly World News
- Two-headed cow weds space alien!!!
- Bat Boy has two cows!
- The New Yorker
- Our two cows are more sophisticated than your two cows, philistine.
- The Enquirer
- BOVINE COUPLE HAS ALIEN BABY!!!
- The West Australian
- Two Cows found in illegal fishing boat, threat to local industry
- Hello!
- TWO COWS EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICS
- OK!
- EXCLUSIVE PICS OF TWO COWS WEDDING
- Heat
- TWO COWS TO SPLIT???
- Heat 2
- Harvey wants to eat my two cows!
- Private Eye
- You have two c-(cont'd pg. 94)
- Playboy
- Holy Cow! She's got some pair there!
- Playboy (2)
- You have two cows. They never look convinced when they are touching each other and look into the camera too damn much.
- 7 päivää
- SALARAKKAAN LEHMÄT KOHUKUVISSA!!!
- Times
- Top 100 most powerful cows
- New York Times
- People have two fewer cows than 13 years ago
- New York Post
- MAYOR BLOOMBERG'S TWO COWS IN SCANDAL!
- Houston Chronicle
- Kinky Friedman gains support from two cows
- BBC News
- Officials are investigating allegations that some members of the Bovine Nationalist Party may have two cows instead of the one claimed in their 1381 election manifesto.
- The Straits Times
Growth rate of 2 cows scheduled to rise to 7 percent.
- BBC News
- ...killed three people before turning the two cows on himself.
- Bild
- DEUTSCHLAND GEWINNT: WIR HABEN DIE 2 BESTEN KÜHE!
- Bild 2
- WIR SIND 2 KÜHE!
- Toronto Star
- TWO COWS SEEK LEGAL MARRIAGE; EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL?
- CBC News
- SAME-COW COUPLE PETITIONS FOR RECOGITION
- Sydney Morning Herald
- Howard has reacted to the latest round of suicide milkings by announcing new anti-bovine legislation. Public told to be "alert, not alarmed", and report suspicious cows to the anti-bovine hotline.
- The Washington Post
- Vice President Shoots Two Cows
- Pravda
- Two Bourgeois Trotsky-Fascist Cows Confess to Imperialist Counterrevolutionary Plot
- Canwest Global News
- Are Canadians happy with just two cows? An indepth look at one man's journey to get them three. Stephen Harper - A Man Who Wants Cows. 9/8 central on GLOBAL.
- FOX News
- Although two more of our cows were blown up today, our Iraq milking mission is still an unqualified success, contrary to the treasonous objections of cow-hating liberals. All hail Farmer Bush!
- FOX News-2
- Thanks to the Democrats and Billary Clinton, nobody can have THREE cows.
- Maariv
- We won those two cows fair and square in 1967. Why should we have to give them back?
- Haaretz
- We have two cows. The Palestinians have none. Giving them one of ours is the only way to preserve our farm's democratic character.
- Wigan Evening Post
- Two Wigan Warriors Cows fart
- Sports Illustrated
- The potent rushing attack of two cows each score a rushing touchdown in Pittsburgh's 21-20 win over the Cowboys. Also, Brett Favre exists.
- People
- Sex Tips: Pleasing your two cows
- The West Australian
- Win two cows, just collect six tokens inside.
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