Zork

Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire	Score: 0	Moves: 0
C:\> Run "Zork"_ ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Revision 69105 / Serial Number 38 There is a leaflet on the floor. > take leaflet Stolen. > read leaflet Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e- The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!! > look You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. There is half a leaflet next to the Grue. > Find two cows You know, you probably should have tried asking if the Grue likes cows, because he doesn't. > But why? If you don't remember, cows are the enemies of Grues, because cows eat Grues to make farmers think that they've hit the jackpot in dairy products. > Hmm, sounds like- NO! DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUPID MOVIE! THE GRUE JUST ATE YOUR ASS! NOW GET OUTTA MY WAY QUICKLY! ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. go north go south go east go west restore

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