Why? talk:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

Why?

Do you people hate Ke$ha? She seems like a perfectly nice girl and someone who'd be quite fun to be around. --194.81.33.10 16:37, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

We don't hate her! this parody honors her!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 03:02 (UTC)

I don't hate ke$ha, i've never met her, and i don't pass judgment on people ive never met. I do however hate her music, her voice and her general being, just not her. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 15:42, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Why do you hate her music, her voice and her general being? She celebrates the party life-style, which is good. --194.81.33.10 17:23, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Well to be fair, i never have heard her voice, considering it is all Autotune. As for why i hate her music and general being, because it celebrates the party life-style, which i detest. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:59, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Were you born a bore or did life make you so. --194.81.33.10 14:51, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

I like to believe the bore was thrust upon me. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:24, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

I believe they have therapy for that now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)

A bore was thrust upon you? Oh, you poor thing, getting raped by Ian Duncan Smith. --194.81.33.10 12:34, October 21, 2010 (UTC)