Video game
Mmm-yup.
Them kids with them video games and newfangled technology. It's all bad, y'know.
Yup.
Health Effects[edit | edit source]
Addiction[edit | edit source]
Despite the fact that video games are cool as fuck, video game addiction is proven and real. Video games are actually not designed to be addictive. The side effects of this semi-well-documented condition are quite widespread, and stem from social withdrawal to obesity.
Mass Shootings[edit | edit source]
Electronic video games have been proven by several non-loosely based studies to cause involuntary obesity and cause frogs to become gay. Similar to other atrocious influencers like water, defecation, repeated oxygen intake, and consumption of edible foods, video games have been correlated to mass shooters.
Public defecation correlation[edit | edit source]
California is home to the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is derogatively known as "E3". Los Angeles also has been discovered to have the highest rate of public defecation. Many experts have related methane released from cow farms to be similar to public defecation caused by video games. The game Grand Theft Auto V takes place in Los Santos and across the virtual world, dogs have been seen to take massive shits on the road regularly, experts agree this has the inspirational factor causing 40-year old bums to release themselves on the streets. Therefore providing indisputable evidence that video games are a contributing factor to global warming.
Furry Hypnosis Program[edit | edit source]
“Ever since the invention of the electronic medium known as video games, a rise in the species known as furries has occurred.”
Video games, among other nefarious plots by the government to subdue and control the people, has been found to have hidden MKULTRA therapy fused among its many images. Ever since the widespread use of handheld consoles in the 1990s, we have seen a 0.69% increase in the furry population yearly. Children's brains, who have not been fully developed, are extremely vulnerable to this furry propaganda. Everything from Animal Crossing to Far Cry has furry creatures contained within their virtual realms. This has idealized the ways of the yiff yaff to many adolescents.
