User talk:Zarathustra
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Hello Zarathustra, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.
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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
- I noticed you've been using your userpage as a sandbox. Don't! You should personalize that with userboxes or other cool templates. When creating a new article, please create it in your userpace unless you plan to substantially work on it after creating it. To do this, simply type User:Zarathustra/ before the title of the page you want to create. I've moved your new page to User:Zarathustra/Dave Coulier so you can take as long as you like to work on it without any fear of deletion. If you have any questions, message me on my talk page. Cheers! →
L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:46 8 June 2019
