User:Zarathustra/Dave Coulier
"Dave Coulier" was the name of a clandestine CIA operation that ran throughout the 1980s, as well as the code name adopted by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. during his work on said operation. A long and troubled history lead up to the CIA decision to go behind the backs of the American public, as this was something they had never, ever done before. They'd never done that, and they've never held a pistol to the head of an Uncyclopedia article author, threatening his life as he typed to ensure that they could save face and uphold the public's faith in them. If anyone is reading this, my name is Timothy Lavin and I am in grave danger. Please, someone, anyone, they're going to kill m
The 1960s[edit | edit source]
Communism and the Race War[edit | edit source]
In 1961, America was beginning to face a downturn after a decade of unparalleled global domination following World War II. After freeing the world from the the terrors of fascism by dropping two nuclear bombs on peasant rice farmers, President Harry Truman declared this the American century, and got America balls deep into the oil game. This move made the USA the richest country on the history of the planet,