User talk:Walkingonfire

Welcome!

Let the licking begin!

Oh hey, Walkingonfire! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here.

Here are some links to see if you have the time:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

There are more of them, but those three are the most important.

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, we'll have to go to the history to discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. It's a lot of researching, dude.

When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject; don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or about that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:Walkingonfire/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the adoption place and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?

We want you to have a fun time here, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.   -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:27, 22 May 2011

User:Walkingonfire/UnNews:Harold Camping gets sideburns shaven off after bet with Big Brother

I userspaced your recent UnNews article because I didn't think that it's as good as it could be. If you could tidy up and lengthen the storyline, make it read more like news and give it a satirical point I'm sure it'll find it's way back onto the UnNews page. I'm also watching the page to see if there's anything I can add while you make your changes. Feel free to ask me questions either below this post or on my my talk page. ~  Talk 02:36, 23 May 2011 (UTC)