User talk:Violetflavoured nuisance

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WARNING

This chick is fuckin' awesome. Don't mess with her, or you will have THINKER to deal with. That's a promise. --THINKER 08:29, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

ZOMG oh noez i iz messing with chix. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:26, Jan 7

I apologize for my rude actions. I compulsively do things because I know others don't want me to. I have a problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:28, Jan 7

You mean other than your overall disability? -RAHB 00:23, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

You is say I have disabled???? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Jan 8

Oh you can mess all you want Led, I know you're only as harmful as a Keebler Elf.. --THINKER 03:06, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

A keebler elf... <dirty harry>with a forty-four magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world. Now, you might be wondering, did he fire 5 shots or 6? Well, to tell ya the truth, kid, I forgot myself, in all this excitement. So, there's just one question you gotta ask yourself. Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk!?</dirty harry> - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:27, Jan 8

I feel lucky... -RAHB 07:00, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

You're wanting the Charles Bronson? This is what you're wanting?! --THINKER 15:32, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Warning Voided

Yeah, I'm not dealing with this chick anymore. I'll copy and paste it to a more deserving female in the near future I'm sure. --THINKER 06:11, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

THINKER Loves You

Not really, but we know whose fault that is.. Anyway, I doubt you even come here anymore, but thanks for voting in the Writer of the Year competition which I won. From the bottom of my indifferent heart, I do so appreciate it. --THINKER 18:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC)