User talk:Universal Cereal Bus
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Universal Cereal Bus, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
18:11, Aug 25
Wanted to let you know but don't know if I'm doing it properly[edit source]
Hello Universal Cereal Bus--
I'm Ralph Schuckett. You started a stub about me. Thank you. This means I'm really famous! God, I'm impressive! :) I took the liberty of editing your stub, since I am the subject. I don't even know if I've done it properly, or if anyone will mind, or even if what I've done will appear. Frankly, at the moment I don't have the time or patience to read all the rules. However, rest assured that all the info I've added is the truth (at least, the printable part of the truth...) :). What the hell are tildes and where are they on my keyboard?
Sig[edit source]
Hi USB, nice to see you. Like the sig too - definitely unique. However, can you take a quick look at Uncyclopedia:Signatures, specifically the bit about image size, and make the appropriate adjustments? Just thought I'd mention it in passing. Don't have a huge problem with it, myself, but some admins have been known to hand out bans for less, so think of it as a word to the wise. See you around the place! --UU - natter 
10:48, Oct 26