User talk:Uber grue
Welcome![edit source]
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Creating New Articles[edit source]
Welcome to Uncyclopedia! I'd just like to remind you that if you are creating a new article, such as How_To:_World_Domination, you need to add {{construction}} to the top. This is a template for a banner that tells anyone who sees it that you're too lazy to finish the article then and there (and who could blame you) but intend to finish it at some later stage. If you fail to do so, you risk having your article deleted, a real waste of time.
Comments[edit source]
Also, on a side note, on the page Talk:How_To:_World_Domination you posted a comment without signing your name - a major annoyance to the minor few. To do so in future, please just add --~~~~ after each comment.
Thanks, and... happy uncyclopeding?
--ReviewDude 09:31, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
help[edit source]
yeah i don't wana be adopted I just want help with article:How To: World Domination. -[Image:Domokunyellownbackground.jpg]] 10:11, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
- Hey, I replied on my talk page :) --ReviewDude 10:23, 23 October 2007 (UTC)