User talk:Thorium Brotherhood Is Not

Welcome Thorium Brotherhood Is Not

Welcome!

Hello Thorium Brotherhood Is Not, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person robot putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

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Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN 21:47, Apr 7

Hi there. Hea, I noticed you message. Um, you put that in one of my talk page archives, not my current talk page! Anyway... It's good to see you taking an interest in Uncyc. As per adoption... I don't "fill out the paper work" until a user has been around a short while (so that I know your serious about sticking around) but will be happy to answer any questions which you may have on my talk page. The current one that is! Oh, how did you know about signing your posts? MrN 21:47, Apr 7

Om nom nom nom.

I kinda poofed for a while.

I have no explination.

Other than promiscuousMonogomous sex with my Ex (Thank you Joe, bestest buddy for taking her from me.)

girlfriend's best friend.And simply, honestly, just trying too hard to get a job with my GPA and

no work experience. And godamnit im frustrated, because I didn't get one in the past few months,

and now its summer so there will be even more kids trying to get jobs.

HOWEVER, I respect Uncyclopedia enough to never make this into anything like a blog so

Ima STFU now. Just giving all you concerned people a little explination as to where I got to.

Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 15:39, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Adoption Eh?

Sure, I can do that. You can call me MrN. What do ya need help with? MrN 19:24, Jun 17

Why yes~

Although I had gotten off for the day, It seems I was able to negotiate terms to get onto the computer.

I am not one to brag, although I am American, but I take great pleasure in entertaining my friends when im on the internet,

and at the same time, I have very poor skills in writing the English language to a degree

acceptable by anything practical; College writing, persuasive essays, suicide notes, etc.

So I figured, hey, Uncyclopedia is hella funny, looks friendly enough, and are just real

enough to come and tell me when my work is crap!! So really.. Just someone to shake their

finger at me when im about to do a No-no on your carpet, tell me that nobody else gets it..

Rather than rant more about this, im going to change the topic- You've written a good number of Pee reviews,

and as you remember, when I came to this site yours was the first profile to really crack me up.

So really, just a little pointer here and there, and as much criticism you can give me as I get

used to the reins would be great. For example.. I've already gotten on the CIA watch list by submitting this->

piece of material, simply following up on a joke for my first real edit that really effected the body of the

article.. and fixed a broken infobox on this page, since im still too pansy to make my own article.

Okay, trying again

Holy shit. That was REALLY unorganized.

As you can see, im also somewhat of a perfectionist. Thanks mom. Anyways. I just need someone to come complain to when Wikipedia's Monster Editing Page doesn't give me the information I wanted. For example- I understand how to get a template to show up, but I don't know how to make it do stuff. Take my page for example- I want to center the {{Crap}*} Template, and directly below that have the {{Adoptme}*} play nice with it, maybe be touching or close to it without it trying to shove it out of the middle and go at an awkward diagonal position to it.

Anyways, all I ask for is that you scream at me(When your in the mood for it) when I make a bad move, maybe a little friendly

hand at improving my humor.. You know. Little tips to push me along. Then just you know. Bugging you if I has a question about the site and its coding. Like when I start working on my first template for my User_Page.. And yeah. I suspect after writing around a little bit, I can be familiarized enough with the site to make things coherent.

Any demands, MrN? :p Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 21:01, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea cool! I think you are going to do rather well here actually! Before we start... Have you read BGBU and HTBFANJS??? Those two really are by far the most important things for a new user to read. In terms of finding out how to do the different formatting things needed to write good articles I normally find by far the best way is to find another page which does what you want, look at the source code which created it, and copy that. For example:

This is how you center text!

This is how you center bold text!

This is how you center italic text!

Just look at the code I used there, and it will be obvious to you how it works. As you have been adopted my me, that basically gives you the right to pester me about whatever you fancy however. Don't be surprised if I don't always give you exactly the answer you are looking for though. ;) Well, I will try to tell you what you need to know, but my main aim will be to teach you how to find out things for yourself. I have adopted a few n00bs now, and have found this to be the best way for people to learn. As I said, don't be afraid to ask me whatever you wish. MrN 15:04, Jun 18

By the by, I Like Saying The -F- Word When Typing.

 WELL, to begin, I've pretty much gotten most of the fonts down, except... Text color. <_<;

I suspect I will have to go <htmindfuck><font whatbloodyfuckingcolor="red">and screw with this thing until it works, but I couldn't get it to work before.. Well. I was using a serious code before, and eh.. Got desperate enough to Copy Paste.. But anyways-</font whatbloodyfuckingcolor="red"></htmindfuck> But yeah, the basics of bold, italiaology, <right>And telling -text-</right> to go where I want it to go, How to speak in a tiny, humble voice when telling someone to bugger off.

Eh.. How to quote someone..

“And I fucking taught him”

~ Dr.Frankenfurter on Adam

That you did Dr.Furter, you also taught me to Time Warp.. And have a good time :embarrasing myself in spandex pants in front of large crowds of strangers.

How to... [google.com|link to some ungodly website outside of Uncyclopedia], how to link to.. most of the internal things inside Uncyclepedia..

And ohshitfucks I got to go. o.o;;

Time to go watch other people get attendance awards and certificates of completion at the Warner Grand Theatre while I sit around and clap for half an hour. Wish me luck. Or don't. Be back later. Oh! And the HTBFANJS page, I've read it. not the other one but I will now. Once I get back from watching other people get free stuff. Yay failiure! ( That page doesn't exist..? Why not? D< )Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 15:57, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Well It's kinda like this!

Or if you know what RGB is... Or if you know what RGB is... Or if you know what RGB is...

A list of useful colours can be found here: Uncyclopedia:Palette. You use the names in place of "blue" to give a different example.

{cquote|You can also so use this for quote like stuff. Some people find it better than the other quote template sometimes, but normally it only looks right when you have a lot of text.}}

http://www.bbc.co.uk/ is one way of linking to a external web page.

Or you can do this [1]

Or even if you want to add text

Uncyclopedia:Wikipedia shows you how to use Wikipedia style references.

A great page to monitor is Special:Recentchanges that's what's going on right now.

Not sure what else you are asking. Looks like you are learning fast.

Oh, Yay failiure! Hmm, maybe. Check out Epic Fail first though. You don't want to do something which has already been done. MrN 16:18, Jun 19

:o

I've decided to stop making more additions to my context.

And thank you muchly- All this info is really nifty, when I get a chance I'll check it out and get back

:to work on my two articles.. And funny you should mention Epic_Fail, I just stole your O Greg pic

and tagged my Ex Girlfriend to it because she loves quoting that "I gottta mangiiiina" so much... Yees.

She was a big fan of many things British.. Anyways- onto things you also don't care about.

I don't have time to say much more- Edit this later. Just wanted to say THANK YOU MUCH, FURHER!

Ahh. It all comes together now- thank you for the pointers. I just wonder if This here invisible white text works...

Because this is what I was trying to do, since the pictures would not stack properly upon one another unless I had something in between them..

Well, I just had a very splended surprise interview when I asked for an application (Whod

have thought that ice cream franchise owners went the extra mile to actually question everyone they hand

an application to?) and feel quite jittery- It was my first you see. And so I think I will relax

now as I look into my future in Higher Education.. With a little editing on the side. Nothing like

making others feel bad to relieve your own stress. ^_^;

The following has nothing to do with the site, but im curious if you understand. I am copying

this WORD for W0RD.

EMPLOYMENT INTERESTS

Position for which you are applying |Entry Level | Hourly Wage Expected | Date Avaliable

$10.00 ASAP

Are you going to actually copy down this entire 3x12 info table like you told MrN9000? No.

STORE POSITIONS ONLY Please indicate which shift you are interested in working. Please also indicate your second choice. Shift hours may vary, please select the one that most closely matches the hours you are avaliable. (1st shift 7 a.m.-3 p.m.; 2nd shift 3 p.m.-11 p.m.; 3rd shift 11 p.m.-7 a.m.)

First Choice: ____1st shift: _____ 2nd shift _____3rd shift Second Choice: _____1st shift _____2nd shift _____3rd shift

I have... Absolutely no idea as to what they want me to put in those underscores. o.o;

Do you have a clue?

Oh... And I learned that hard way after much meddling with this page that if I put that into a little blue box for organization, (pre /pre) it stops working with the font and small! How2fix? (Not necessary.. I suppose I could look it up. Im just !ing.)

Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 02:31, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh... And what was that about Epic Fail? I didn't already do something that has been done.. Too much.. have I? :o I... love that page. My ex girlfriend and her friends are crazy about quoting Greg. So posting that on myspace and tagging them to it was entertaining... Ahh... Lets hope that she talks as much sh@t as I do.. Since that would mean she feels guilty and at least maybe possibly still thinks of me, when not f*cking my best friend... Bah. I got to go. In case you were wondering about that censoring, Im afraid I will be denied access to the public computers here at the library if they scan my activities and find too much profanity.. Either way- I didn't get much done along the lines of work or college here, so im off to get white out and fix the dates on my old applications...

I'll be back to continue my work later today, finally! I hope. Or im going to have to super kick a ho'.

Good day, MrN. Thats all I got, less than a minute left to logout Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 21:59, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Um, Hea! Sorry, I'm kinda on short time myself right now... Will be back around tomorrow. Um? Looks like you are getting the hang of the wiki editing! You will be teaching me stuff soon! I'm not actually sure what you were asking me above, but I think you are obviously doing great. Catch to later maybe. MrN 22:58, Jun 27