User talk:The Master of Hedgehogs
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Att:Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners Thailand International programs held on the 21/11/005. You have been approved for a lump sum pay out ofUS$550.000.00 (FIVE Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States dollars).
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
This is not a scam!
To file for your claim, please contact our paying officer:
Contact Person:Dr Perry More (Lottery Director)
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