User talk:The Baker St. Irregular

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Talking Time[edit source]

Look what I've resorted to.

Please talk at me. I'll buy you a can of Dr. Pepper! Do you really want an attractive, young, nubile girl like me to be all alone with only a sock puppet to keep me company? --The Baker St. Irregular 16:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

You should be careful what you wish for around here...!
So, what do you want to talk about? Humorous Sherlock Holmes pastiches found on the internet, maybe? Or did you choose "Baker Street Irregular" because you live on Baker Street, and you're like, uh, you know... in need of some Pepto-Bismol?  c • > • cunwapquc? 05:48, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcome![edit source]

Hello, The Baker St. Irregular, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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lol at your descriptor words.

Gee, thanks for the unsigned comment. :| --The Baker St. Irregular 07:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I totally forgot, Mistress Samwise. --O'D'Ka 17:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

D: How you know my name? Are you secret ninja out to destroy me? --The Baker St. Irregular 02:21, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not ninja. I'm a pirate. Arr. --O'D'Ka 03:18, 19 March 2007 (UTC)