User talk:Terrormokes

Hello, Terrormokes, and welcome to

Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the

door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for

nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again,

welcome!  -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 14:51, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

Guess who I am!

Go on, have a guess at my identity.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:10, 15 October 2006 (UTC)