User talk:Teji
Hello, Teji!
I'm Zana Dark, and on behalf of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I'm here to welcome you! Thank you for your contributions, yeah... Anyway, here are a few good links for noobs:
- The Beginner's Guide - a very useful, step by step guide.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends.
- How to be funny and not just stupid -besides a good read, it pretty much sums everything up.
- Formatting - a quick guide to wikifying an article.
For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.
Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is fun. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Teji/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the legally-binding world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.
So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:12, 31 December 2009