User talk:Santiago

Welcome!

Hello, Santiago, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Yessir

I shall indeed adopt you. Just leave me a message on my talk page and I'll reply whenever you need some help. Good day.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:46, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Nope, none needed. Construction tags are for outside of the mainspace.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:30, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Worst 100

I assume, by "list," you refer to one of those babies. It isn't a hard-and-fast rule that Worst 100s should contain 100 items. It is generally accepted (by me, that is) that, if you're going to miss that mark, better more than less. However, do not by any means make just a list. Elaborate on it or don't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:36, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

I didn't finish that sentence. Wow. What I meant to say is "Elaborate on it or don't do it at all." And by elaborate, I mean just that: add an amusing anecdote to any and all items you include in your list.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 15 July 2007 (UTC)