User talk:Sambuking
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The Emperor's New Clothes[edit source]
You're gonna get a hard time because some Uncyc hard-liners don't think an article like this really counts as an article. I say piss on that, it's good satire. One thing you could do is fill out the talkpage with fake (and funny, don't forget funny) discussions about the article. That way, there's more to the article than the one joke and you should be able to get everybody off your back. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN20:20, 26 May
Hey[edit source]
I nominated your article. Now, let's see if anybody will get the joke!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:04, 27 May 2009 (UTC)