User talk:Sachaztan
Welcome![edit source]
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:09, July 31, 2007
Socks[edit source]
Err, you shouldn't. What did they block you for? If you were making a mess of their wiki you probably brought it on yourself. If not, they're just being assholes and you should probably just ignore them. Write something scathingly funny about them here instead, but no-one here's gonna help you sock-puppet. Sorry. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:50, 20 August 2007 (UTC)