User talk:RocketMaster
Welcome![edit source]
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-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:01, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
zim returns your call, albeit two weeks late[edit source]
Hey, thanks for saying hi on my talk page. It helps me maintain my delusions of grandeur and gives me an excuse to remain heavily sedated. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:48, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
- Thatnks, Zim! RocketMaster 18:13, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
xMAS[edit source]
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zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)! |
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:31, 19 December 2006 (UTC)