User talk:RobBertholf

Welcome RobBertholf.

Welcome!

Hello RobBertholf, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

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• How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN 19:34, Aug 27

Um

If you don't mind my asking, what's with all this Zeppo stuff? I mean, it looks pretty much like vanity to me, just promotion of a business on our site, which is not allowed and usually gets deleted. I was going to delete them all myself, but I figured I'd stop by and ask you about it. -RAHB 22:51, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Please do not spam company information on Uncyclopedia. Thank you. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hi, i added all of my company information and will be making a satire of it (just ran out of time this morning and will get to it tonight)RobBertholf 01:05, 28 August 2008 (UTC)